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somethings wrong everytime i post my posts dont go up....
damn niggas ya need to get aim or sumthing.
I'm not putting Mondo in my sig. I am in too many crews on RB, it would be strange having all that shit in there.
Gimme 50p innit.
Word.
Join the dopest lifestyle crew on RB.
Few things needed of course.. we don't just accept anyone ya stupid cunt.
- You must rock Reebok Classics.. preferably white.
- You must have a heavy duty chain that looks outta place.
- You must have an earring at least one inch in diameter.
- You must have at least one child somewhere.
- You must be on state benefits.
- You must wear Burberry.. ideally a fake version that's similar.
- You must be a drug user.. and ideally a thief to fuel your habit.
- You must wear a cap.. forward only.. concealing as much of your face in shadow as possible.
- You must have a good understanding of Chav language like innit.
I'll accept Chav trainees.. but you must have the mentality to survive.
Knowing at least one Big Issue seller by name is something I'm looking for in all recruits.. as well as being a regular at the pawn shop, dealers, and Social.
Drop a tryout if you like.
:thefinger
Chavs own you.
The Chav Roster
Fully Fledged Chavs
Har De Har
Jekyll
Cunny Funt
Wheelbarow
On Probation
By being on probation.. you're already pretty Chav. Whether you taxed some kids cap or robbed a post office.. no-one gets probation for nothing.
By staying active and taxing bus fare and other members caps.. making regular trips to the pawn shop and generally sock balling any cheeky fucks.. you'll become a fully fledged Chav like innit bruv.
Poise
Feeble Minded
Wacko
Abstract
Warren Piece
If you wanna get promoted you better put work in for the Chavs bruv.. otherwise we'll come looking for you innit.
w0ot.
:goatse:
This crew is gonna take over RB innit.. fucking sorted spa.
does any one want to battle
yo i need to battle
The fuck did you just say?
The fuck you staring at prick? I'll spark you fucking out ya cheeky cunt.
i rock the burburry, bruv...ile jab your brow if you dont let me in..init..
i said i need to battle
^lmao at your avy
Who you calling gay ya fucking queer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Abstract
I ragged your sister mate.
You better watch ya fucking back ya fucking cunt.
Lol, innit bruv.
Is it?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr.Ace
Is it?!
are you'll goin to battle me
Shut up n00b like innit!
your ma
if you are battling me make the room
it is...
Go to frontlines to battle. And go to Bitch Slapped to call someone out. In fact, you should call out Har De Har.
Cheeky cunt.. you're already in that fucking shite crew Mongo Thugs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abstract
& Lisa's boyfriend's sister's cousin saw you edit your fucking post being sly like innit.. so next time we see you you're 'aving a fucking hiding.
^the room, you slabbering about my ma you cheeky little cunt,....your well getting beatings for this.....
yeah wel davy knows you,....you little fuck..and ile have you outa this site before you know it you little cunt..and your mates are little faggots aswell,..
I'm in Mondo too. :(
ano..lets knock the fuck out....
Nah.. I knows you're safe innit.. you rock the Goatse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jekyll
Abstract.. come on 'en ya fucking wanker.. I'll clean you out with one punch spa.
& Davy 'n all.. everyone knows he shags his sister anyway.
Nah, I was gonna get out of Mondo anyway bruv, after that crew battle is over, 'cos they let a bunch of fuckin' queer kids like .::7th Psalm::. in.
nah everyone knows he shagged your sister...and he beat the fuck outta your da at that barbecue remember...also i know spud and ginzo....and they would clean you out..
Word
Wussup
dont do it jeykl
Spud and Ginzo are tossers.. I knows people who can sort them out like innit.
& my old man was pissed ya goofy cunt.. he'd spark half your retarded family out sober and you knows it bruv.. so don't fucking cheek.
Init man, ill bring a whole crew down here, theyll fuk you up bad style init man.
yall know we be bringin the heat :O
can I join mondo yet I have elevated a lot!!!!!!!! hit my battle vs. stee-lo and datrus I merked stee and datrus did good but we'll see
^ Fuck outta here
And Jekyll i say dont do it either :(
i read the other thread
na sure..remember when you wer outside tescos..and spud floored ya...aye actin hard on the net unt. you just think your hard cuz you know fat mike...and he works in the chippy wi glen....aye bruv..except he doesnt really like you cuz he thinks your getting into his neice vicky...well stroked..watch you dont get a brick through your window
So you wanna go?
Is it?!
Come on 'en ya fucking cunt!
dude why you hate me man I'm re tryin out man cmon!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I wish you guys the best of luck in getting a forum, but with The Chavs back in full swing and all, I am gonna be parting ways with you's, soon as the crew battle is done an' dusted.
Spud caught me on the sly innit.. lucky punch ya cheeky wank.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abstract
& Mike knows I'm fucking Vicky you dumb shit.. he's safe about it.
& if a brick touches my window you're fucking dead mate.. watch.