I spit that Fire Flower, so there's not MUSHROOM for Snooze on that
But It Aint Mario Maker Kon's playin when I Say he Gets Boos on Track
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I spit that Fire Flower, so there's not MUSHROOM for Snooze on that
But It Aint Mario Maker Kon's playin when I Say he Gets Boos on Track
Notez, note how your spitting random shit
Your shit is plain, I'm the airstrip and you just ain't landing it
Boy I Incite Wrath! n All im gon say's this
get in my flight path..
And ill spread ya carcass out further than your Run way is
Talking airplanes n landing strips, its easy to catch you no matter the weather
Coz your run way is like a spastic with his knees knocking together
There's only one Big Question..how your want your Fate Sealed?
Ill get U Boxed Up Over Night then Ship your remains to WakeField
notez shouldn't have posted now he's set up to get slaughtered-
he don't need to be my offspring, to get sonned...I am your father-
You talking about questions, I just have a few in this section-
Why is your name Notez? really, have you ever dropped anything notably harder than an erection?
since when was this 1-2 punch?
my rhyme shines bright, but u verb? ur son & pops flips are plain bad...
it's been a min since I sunned some kids.... so maybe its time u call me dad
ur team weak as fuck, i'll slaughter ur best & free a 12 just to embarrass
I rag heads when my punches hit & believe i'll bat-a-clan like u from paris
I swear the talents worse? bunch of miss punches and corny flips
ya'll still shoot the same bars from 08 and claim they from the new clips
dam question 06? let me ask... are u cool with Caitlyn Jenner again?
good to see u old fag AI dudes are still lame as u were back then
i'll eat u for sure verb like a big bitch snackin on every word
with ur norbert flow ur jaw will unload cause no doubt ur a nerd
those can't be quotes ur proud of Notezzz better hope ur heads sturdy
cause ur obituary is the only thing of urs i'll ever find note worthy
"Dorian" ill make your days "Gray", subtle way of saying depressed-
big hole in your chest, heart removed from under your breasts-
Don't know if you're a dude or chick-
from a single post I had my mind made up your raps made you look like a bitch-
How you gonna slaughter? you literally pose no threat-
talking a big game like you're legendary, still no ones heard of you yet-
I don't need punches I can merk you without a swing-
if you're wondering about the spits I bring, ask your mom she'll know what I mean-
you're a product of what happens when I remove my jeans-
fathering you is the only way I could add a bitch to my team-
i swear i thought this was a cypher, killing em then ill drag the hearse.
holmes put up half a punchline .. half a try .. and fukn HALF A VERSE!
Death 2 Wackness, psssh dumb trick is the reason of his own movement
Dont Confuse it, you'll get abused quick, then point fingers like i need improvement
This Fools bent, I dont play fair grabbing ya bitches hair driving dick as the room spins
The kind of guy who just moves in, Catch me on the couch and she claims were just friends
youre on the couch with a chick? nah lets get some skill/
you text a bitch like, come thru for some netflix and chill/
but end up with a flaccid erection, Bstill and just hit some pills/
look at this guys advatar, you can tell he's on some weird shit
this is rapbattles.com.forum, get back with all of that little kid shit
cant show the pack of skittles because you might get sued for 2nd hand advertisement
so broke that he cant buy a pack of skittles so, why are you even in this bitch?
Damn hoe.
How dare this sons of anarchy avatar try to compete with a real SAMCRO.
SCRAM BRO.
I can tell you have a tenuous grasp on rhyming and spelling, this mans slow.
So scramble or sample my ample styles that aim low.
What I spew will be sure to leave your face to get maimed so,
Stick around for my skittles faggot, and taste the rainbow. ��
@Grimeball
Yo, your rapping blows,
You like a fat jewish bitch, but you and got the nose.
I'm rapping everyday, I got them flows.
Reppin' the 28th, all my money shows
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@Grimeball
Ima come up one more time,
Then slide your ass down, you go like slime.
I'm that Knight in Shining armour, in a second I will put my sword right through your honor.
I'm ripping through you,
Like a beaver, you dumb jew.
Coming out of the blue, with sick ass flows like the flu.
^^ High on LSD dun' judge
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Talking about the rainbow, but you always let the pain show. Back when your daddy used to touch your nono!
@GrimSaysHi
14 and on LSD? Sad meriting.
Poor child suffers from one thing, bad parenting.
I bet you're tripping hard bruh, hallucinate wild reflective surfaces.
But I will beat this kid until they have to call child protective services!
Truth is I bet you're sitting at a desk cuddling in a large snuggy
So I won't waste the energy on the required 10 bars buddy.
his post count is kind low, you may talk but noone will remember
I'll come thru and make you want to freestlye all night this whole december
trying to be my contender, boy please you're a pretender
I mean what I say you think it's basic but... YOU ARE THE BEGINNER
@SiK_WiT_It
well this is embarrassing.......
you have over a thousand posts to my what, like 20? but im still somethin to beat
to win agaisnt me you'll need a thousand more in a league under the sea.
if youre sick with it, please let me know what it is, so i can steer clear from it
i think its wackness and its fatal, anyone who comes near plummets.
dont like getting clowned by a new guy? must be a bull in a rodeo.
i hear you killed your girl with that vile poison, they call that pullin a romeo.
ez.
see what I mean, I bet it took you like forever to make a response
im so nice I swear Grimeball just pmed me asking if I could end this now and make a song
that shit you talking sounds good but we all know its make believe
the only time you see a hook is around this time around christmas trees
no candy canes but I mix this thing that I will bring thats red and white
I bet you cant even find a studio to record in I just passed two offers down to roc a mic
this guy thinks that he has skill tell him thats not enough to pay the bills
i would totally slit my wrist if my life depended on you getting a record deal
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wanna battle set up a audio and i'll rap against you with no problem
this is diss the bitch above you thread,
not the Trashcan thats where you belong you not from harlem
I bet on his facebook page he doesn't have not one follower,
get this local joke outta here before I snap crackle and pop this revolver
engrish? yes?Quote:
Originally Posted by SiK_WiT_It
i bet you have the vital need
to bite emcees
heres a piece of advice
try not using a litote
to pick fights with me..........
wait wait wait, i know whats going on here, i figured it out... check check.....
its like we were playing madden and i started whoopin that ass......
now you wanna take it to fists
well homie, we can make it exhist
even better, at the shake of a wrist
send razor blades at your bitch
with post-it notes on'em
so the message painfully sticks
lets keep it %100 real you aint made for this shit
i truck sticked you like 4 times
and made your helmet pop
fucking MMA'd you in the groin
till you did the elvis bop
now you're dizzy as fuck wonderin
if you were in hell or not
audio battle? ill rip the mic on you, you'll lose that
so move back because you're crossing the line, you're too wack.
about to offend this kids sex,
are you male or female
all those rap you spit were garbage
you should just stick to retail..
I think you would be a better burger maker,
I will stop thru in traffic and spend a few bucks,
thats the only way u could see me if you were at McDonalds
and you was serving me my lunch real talk
no competiton im done
i type a few keystrokes and you're done for......
you have a few key strokes and your done for.....
childs play,
you dont realize how bad you are, thats whats really stunting
so stick to what you're doing best at, absolutely nothing
when confronted you will fold, and get stabbed, profusely gushing
so guard your grill from jabs, you're bad, get used to ducking
ill reiterate, lets goto audio you suggested
if thats a challenge you really requested than i accept it.
you aint an assassin you a target bitch,
sold your organs on the black market, so you aint got the heart for this.
I remember spitting global against people at the age of fourteen
I bet when you look back at, shit you cant, u just started Twenty Fifteen
I dont say shit I don't mean, thats why im not very wordy
but I bet if anyone thinks this kid is better than me
must be on a alternate account, but the same person
in finding more multis to rhyme, Grime is better than you
if you wanna be wordy like him you better improve
In finding ways to diss you he's got a leg up or two
So denying he's competition? just makes your judgement less credible dude...
but hey you probably flow better, songs might sound nice...
but this is the diss page! you been downright clowned thrice
at least on this page. maybe the last page you were slaughtered and wrecked
from your rhymes Ive seen here, i can guess you werent a threat and i wouldnt bother to check
I log in once in awhile to see if I still got it
this guy logs in named onceawhile to cheerlead another dick riding faggot
guess they want to be alittle more advanced
asking why I rap like this is practice
have been freestyling this whole time I wasnt even trying
and thats why it's tragic
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my motto is you better write before i type
because my freestyle game is top ten
last january I sold my first benz, this is real life not pretend
I dont have to rap like you, or I dont even have to listen
to you look at your battle record
lets see who's the first that could lose then
You wanna see if you still got it? You're dusty as hell, like you took a seat in the shelf
with your last CD and fell from like twelve feet, he need help
- to stand up... its sort of true, practice...is the key to get wealth,
Well my keys are practically depleting your health,
and your last keystyle was just you cheerleading ya self
Top ten? You're not, friend. why over-exaggerate?
Show me your half as great as you claim or I'm throwin' your ass for bait in the ocean as cast away, and hopefully get somebody doper to lacerate.
okay, I guess you are looking for alot of words to say what you have to say
those words may have meaning in the dictionary, but sir could you please define your name
I guess you misspelled it alittle
I can tell you may have a ghost biter
this kid stopped going to school, so how can you even start being a writer
trying to sound advanced like you lyrical
like this kid is from new york
I bet dude cant even say the shit he typed to a beat so homie why you lying for
you ain't cold boy you probably sound like the old will smith on a track
or maybe even williow smith well whip your ass to the back
because every time I drop a rhyme im in front like private parts
this dude is only a gangsta from 5 to 10 when he's off work from Wal-Mart
tough ass nigga lol
1st of all...
that last post you submitted was not "Sick wit it"
Secondly, I asked you to prove your skills!
Oh. The idea clicked, did it?
Well maybe even hotter lyrics...nah forgit it. If you got a gimmick, then stick wit it.
My salava writtens burned you to the 3rd degree - its a given, I fired up lyrics at a kid's wick, lit it
and then this gross liar comes forth saying "you may have a ghost biter"...Just dismiss it.
Your spit is awfully fictitious.
I mean, I can barely afford food for the soul. I'm such a poor cynic, I'll shop-lift your spirit with my 5th digit...
Ah, now I understand! "Top Ten freestyle"...nah. You meant "Top Shelf - free item" not big business!
There's that shelf of yours again...you won't admit it, but since you're so bigheaded
your quick gettin a Pop Quiz on Winning. I'll give you an optimistic six minutes. C'mon, the clock is tickin.
Wait - oh, it figures. He has his earphones in. As usual he won't give me an honest listen.
And what's this? His i-pod list got the whole Hip Hop KidzBop disc in it.
this guy...how can you deal with waking up living a lie
saying stuff you dont mean, i hope god strucks you down right na
those fairy tale rapes dont sale, I promise noone will buy your record
who wants to hear this guy lie, and pay you for it, boy you ain't elvis
so much to say I guess you had to go take a week off to gather your best punches
everyday you worked so hard to trying to defeat me sweating and hungry
you had to get your self together just calm down, shit lets be honest
all those gigantic words just make you look like a big dummy
you edit your flows boy go change your clothes you probably need to freshen up and take a break
I know you've been beating yourself up all week like "wow, he's logged on what should I say"
"Hey, I Know I'll just say some stuff that will make him learn his lesson"
boy this ain't school but you have the right answer to the wrong question
his game stepped up, tried to take aim - guess what?
He ain't missed, just got his whole frame messed up
Yo the truth is, this shit is lyrical practice,
fact is, your trapped in the punching bag, its nearly col-lapsin'
and I'm barely hearing your last diss, let alone feeling your rap fist tap this.
You took 3 days off or something. I expected to return and quietly give congrats for tactics
but the reply I got back, its...i mean... he's been actin as if this whole match is backwards
and it hurts to see his mental fracture that quick. fuck a record and manager. (refer to my 3rd line)
But if you get one, no ill-will from me, but I hope you place effort and talent first
Gigantic words? He swears I'm some sort of pedantic nerd...:givesaf:
Man, the quality in a rap insures that battlers get their assess served...
I took a week off? Ugh...more miscommunications. What I did was:
I took this weak, coughin', cheap "offerin'-to-the-gods" off the altar where I eat often,
and I let him sleep off his battle-wounds in a deep coffin.
This is a text cipher, but i basically beat-boxed him...
He got up now, and it seems awesome,
but if he can't handle me taking the "weak" off him,
I'll get another guy to take the last words he leaves off in...
Last post I gathered some good punches, subtle schemes and stuff, (hope someone noticed)
didn't take days. But he's still showing his face. For me it's rough.
Worse for him, if he's decent, cuz now he has to even up.
Freestyler over here, better think on his feet enough to earn his FIFA cup
And what - does this fool want me to say that I slandered his rap image?
Should I post "I been lying", take a diss cypher to THAT limit?
When he'd already been called out for lies in HIS raps but HE didn't admit it?
He must be kiddin. Or his sac's missin'? Man listen, I been winnin' this scrimmage since the beginnin'.
even Jordan has had some off nights
but to me you hoop like Tayshaun Prince
He might of played for the Memphis Grlizzlies
but shit you SLAW just like him
Im from Memphis Tenn I never lived a life of fraud like this kid thats trying to spit flows and show off
the only thing good about your songs is when its done, so kid go get lost
look let me tell you what i would do to you if I saw you walking down the street
I would punch you in the stomach make you drop then make you bite the curb with your teeth
I would jump in the air and stomp on ya neck it as you groan from the pain of what you receieve
your imaginary raps are as imaginary as my last line straight make believe
I bet this kid can't even fight, let alone hold a mic
this nigga wieght like eighty pounds talkin bout what you gonna do
and riding bikes
mane please this chuck e cheese working ass clown soft ass hell shit post a pic
I can tell three things about you by the way you spit
number two you ain't got shit
number one you r soft ass hell talking about what you would do to another person
knowing if I saw your ass in public you would log out of whatever library you in no discussion
number three you live in a world of make believe, prolley still stay wit moms
talking about offerings to a god,
shit even worship won't help you from when my mind is fully charged
call it telekinesis homie...I'm fucking wit chu from afar
I log in and drop dope shit you probably log in to steal bars
he took it to another level with his techinique " work hard, play hard" <--- I loled
wanna rap against me
hey i'll rap back, you better trust me
but to try and make me stop,
you'll have a better chance fucking your cousin
Little frail wrist faggot the tale is u ain't punch straight u rated garage
U state the carnage caused by greats in naked armour, fake pyjamas
Now that Im alert I'll awaken Karma so she can eat then vacate the sauna
Fired up take ya warning these hot rocks don't make a morning
Dinner table piled with grief, plates of mourning
Be late as normal make an effort or have ur faith adjourned
Change things around rotate n turn u a strange thing I found ina defaced world
I face the words with weights I've pulled from places filled with plagues n turds
Alpha, your rap looks like Sik Wit It's...but with a bigger vocabulary
Dog, I take you and him as ignorant cats who'll swear they'll stab and bury your adversaries
then turn Machaveli...fake his own death, before he lives that life for real. Or he can pick one.
I would've left you dissin' Sik, but it wouldn't make sense to say "Boy, Sic 'em"
Your diss has rhymes... but they're not workin', posting is almost not worth it
Its like your multi syllabels are a hot surface,
and the concepts you use which are normally cool, just melt when you drop verses
you ended hyping yourself...you might be here for the wrong purpose
I'll guide you out and send you to the Vets for help
or you could "break a leg" here and then exit whelp, like your lessons dealt.
For Sik Wit It:
Let me address your post, Sik. Showoff? I've got skills to use when dissin
Skills, effort, and practice. 3 things it seems you've been missin.
Keep talking ya threats, if we met, there would be matters addressed
How old are you? Grown man couldn't handle getting blasted on text?
That's headlines when you fight me, unless you run from the pigs and back to your set
I'm upset, now I gotta workout in case you tryna clash if we met.
^^That's all I've talked about what I'm gonna do. I'm not some fool runnin' his mouth
about shit he knows nothin' about. I hit you with observations. Your observations? are something to doubt
Ignorant Wit It reads like half my text, then he and his keyboard knuckle it out
Angry as fuck, fills his replies with his brand of "I can't believe it's not bullshit!" Toughness™ and pouts.
then he complains I'm being tough??? Your 2 replies for 1 of mine...I guess I am a god and he's just fuckin' devout
Does he even know what a metaphor is? He'll probably describe everything a metaphor isn't...
No wonder your raps are garbage. When have you ever sold a record for instance?
I like you this is true you won't back down or give upQuote:
Originally Posted by Onceawhile
but this isn't preseason football these games matter, havn't you lost enough?
and for alpha dog i admit you and I may have the same kinda flow
back when i first started out in life lets say about twenty years ago
you speak like you are a adolescent and have the behavior of a toddler
I can tell a couple things about you off the back like one is you probably never have a father
because you are preteen man up you ain't a child any more you are grown
so when I try to take you out to get fresh air please don't piss inside of the home
Imma potty train this little pup until he knows doing that is wrong
and as far as onceawhile shit I think you should of did a better job at raising your son
these lil muffuccas trying not to work shit you need to tighten up on ya rhymes
I'll have these lames saying Yes Sir to my whites like its 1955
oh wait when you type it might be black I guess I'm the only one that changed my theme
but you can't change the fact that you're wack and battle rap to deal with your low self esteem
I've decided that I ain't down with you cypher cats
If I arrive perhaps we'll collide and smash
With my oil and hash I'll vape smile and laugh
While it lasts I'll let know why you should be avoiding rap
1. Style is crap, would muffle an audience with a silent clap
2. Trying to grasp, type of fag that wants to learn but to kind to ask
3. Tightest task, ur sister has the finest spaz wen I pile her ass
this guy sounds smoke-dependent,
meaning he's closer to an addiction than he is close to end it,
must've still been high from when you first came here to post a sentence
and havn't been sober since then,
Alpha you should rethink your rap before you send it.
You "arriving", is like isis members who join conventions for new assignments, accidentally suiciding
in their appointment's setting and letting the whole world know where the group was hiding.
His arrival was a dis-appointment ending...Like a movie trying to sell its point but none of its viewers buy it.
My cyber raps get silent claps that muffle the sounds of the next dude who's rhyming
but Alpha keeps the room in silence, like they're mourning the chance that he'll improve his writing.
im hoppin in this cypher. ur blatant n wackQuote:
Originally Posted by Onceawhile
ur names Onceawhile. should be followed by "Gets laid in the sack"
why u noddin, dreamin. ill sneak up w/ awful treatment
u over there stringing syllables together. so ill strangle u till ur no longer breathin
my nine'll bark n just roar. bitch scream then im offin ur whore
ironic you said Smoke Dependent. that's my approach when I walk to ur door
strap u to a Delayed Bomb. remember its gory
Coz when we set Once Upon a Time itll most certainly be the End of his Story
Blatant n wack...that's the shit I get when I await an attack??
In return I guess I'll risk having to "play out" my raps,
they'll hold him up as I shove my mixtapes in his crack
I'll slip discs in him, they'll go straight in his back...
Told you, that shit would probably be played, so much that his ass can name all my tracks...
You wanna be slayed? Nah, retract back into your dragon cave, tell your slave goblins behave
Story time's over, I'm still here! You got killed lyrically, and not cuz your brave...
My dear sneak-up killer...You trying not make a sound, but speak up will ya?
He expects his death bars to be felt, but eventually lets down with his fakeness like D-cup filler
Trying this on a phone don't know if it will type out right but look
I've been doing this along time
But I still consider myself a rookie
You can't be serious how can I take this guy serious
His user name is "attack of the pussy"
Ole boy might be well known where you at but around here we don't know you
Might get cypher robbed who this kid is around here that doesn't look familiar fool
I'm sick nice to meet ya let me greet you with a fair warning
Your battle record looks okay but I'm not someone that goes for a lost as a accomplishment
Its astonishing how you got clowned by the kid onceawhile
This is the diss cypher but I will make you log off and sit down
We don't take no losses we make losses even you bosses
Don't try to jump on the band wagon and get trampled by the horses
This guys a hustler I knows he has all the connections to fame and fortune
Yeah he closest to it by the app on his phone this guys important
This guy's important? He's not on top of shit, but you'll find him where the flies are swarmin.
Muff popped up and vanished...he's half my name, but he's just my virus warnin'
He reports in, right before ill rhymes get fired on him...shits annoyin, he probly looks up to my expired Norton...
But why fry him more than I'm supposed to? I already cypher-roasted his rhyme performance
Sik tried to roast but now Sik's on the hotseat, hope you know you took the gamble
Can you hold your own? We could vote, look at all your posts to push examples
can't even hold a flow, has to practice by scoopin handfuls of soup when he cookin' Campbell's,
those lyrics? no more than cookie samples that get torn from a rookie's handle,
I should reignite your short-wicked, already shortened mushy candle
so you can see the faces of all the hungry animals lookin' at you.