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Who the fuck are you?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lenny
What a fucking joke
Lenoxxxxx. How u gon sway a battle u aint even voted on. Stop that shit bruh. U my dude but that aint gonna fly homie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lenny
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What up thoQuote:
Originally Posted by Letterman
Interesting round here... smh
Ima vote on these tomorrow
That Blue & Allen battle looks tough
Looking forward to reading it some more & voting on it
Sally is back..
We don't sway in chat when there is an open battle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lenny
Cut it out, dude.
lol at 30 line battles. wtf
Dope. Thanks for the feed @Meth .
I might peace out of this site though, because I'm pretty convinced you guys are actually retarded.
So far like even my most basic concepts are universally missed.
Like how do you miss the made out / take out rhyme? Detroit become human is a ps4 exclusive. Red states are conservative states... where there are red necks in sleeveless shirts and rednecks with guns in their Tinder profiles.
... And my dudes best bar was arm-or-legs. And it was forced to fuck.
If arm-or-legs is good enough wordplay to beat out my twin a parent he may doubt... you guys might be too evolved for me. I might not be able to keep up with the level of text on this site.
I mean cover guns was set up by the fact MY FIRST TWO BARS WERE GUN BARS and that the setup was talking about guns. Why you talking about guns? Well, because when I "cover" guns yall love it, like Counter strike skins.
I might have to literally just start saying, "I'm going to shoot your face, where it will really hurt."
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That's literally going to be my battle next week. I'm doing exclusively comedy bars from here on out.
Get ready for ironic battle rap v 2018
none of your shit went over our head.
Then go read my shit and tell me what you don't miss.
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Tell me why I'm currently down to a dude who literally threw one punch in his entire verse.
@High And Drunk
Man im trying to fucking help u here and u just wanna sit and shovel urself into the dirt.
I got ur fuckin detroit punch. It sucked. The xbox wordplay is played as fuck. U had to link the fucking wikipedia page bc u knew nobody would get the connection because its a reachhhhhhhhh.
I said ur made out take out bar didnt rhyme because of ur wording u dummy lol why the fuck wouldnt u use end rhymes?? Its ur own fault.
Tinder in red states? Talk about a fucking weak connection
So more arms then tinder in red states
I was supposed to figure out that oh bro tinder in red states and red states have red necks and those people wear sleeveless shirts (u think blue states dont have any people with sleeveless u fuckin imbecile??) And if they have no sleeves then u can see their arms
BARS
But yeah go ahead and leave if u want because im sure the people who have been around for a decade plus on all the big sites doing this shit are wrong and that u, some longbar idiot no ones ever heard of is right and his bars are fire.
Theres no agenda against u weirdo. I was trying to help u improve. Miss me with that ego and go cry somewhere else.
Or swallow ur pride and try again next week
Up to u
I'm trying again next week.
I didn't link because the connection was weak. I linked because you guys are fuckin' retarded. <3
Thanks for the feedback. Someone ping blue and make him teach me rap bars.
No u linked because the connection was awful.
Theres no other reason to link it.
If it was because u "we're retarded" then every word association or play would have been linked.
U know why u linked it frfr? Because u knew for a fucking fact that "this detroit" does not at all mean "Detroit: Become Human, the video game thats only for ps4.
Were all retarded yet if u read the votes u have cast on the site ull see that u dont understand 95 percent of the bars here.
I hope u try again next week. And i hope u do a lot better. But it wont be with my help.
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@King @Kill Spree @Bomb Bard lets get these battles up
@Meth a feisty bitch this morning.
I'm liking it. You go on w/ your bad self, girl
Haha word man. I gave this dude a crazy good breakdown of his bars because hes in my inbox asking for help. But he dont want help. He just wants people to call his bars dopeQuote:
Originally Posted by Amen
He needs ego stroking, fam. We've all been there.
That's like thinking you the baddest nigga alive - approaching a hot bitch but your breath stank and she walks away. Then your response was, fuck you then bitch - you were wack anyways with your musty ass ratchet hair line.
Feel me? LOL...
No. Dont feel you. I have a high success rate. And also have high enough self esteem to not insult a woman, in the case i get rejected, to make myself feel better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amen
Wasn't speaking from personal experience.
Was speaking objectively as I know plenty of thirsty dudes that has happened too.
Walk the streets of NYC and you see it often LOL...
Man im just playing bro. U kno i be dogging these hoes.
Lmaoo
He's feeling himself...for whatever reason. I'm not sure.
https://media.giphy.com/media/rL5LT84fnwTDy/giphy.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by joog
Your hoe is a head doc... Now you know why the sex stopped...Quote:
Originally Posted by High And Drunk
This Detroit wrapper untouched cuz I play with your ex box..!!
sorry I'm a simpleton and don't get xbox bars, please explain.
that is the kind of bars that are too complex for us LLL patreon, ur clearly out of our league.
also I didn't turn back on edits so you can explain your verse after votes.
already people abusing lmao.
@Meth . First of all, let me be super clear - I appreciate you 1. doing all the craziness you do for this league (you choose to do it with your free time. Everyone here should suck your dick.) 2. taking the time to back and forth me on messages (you did NOT have to, and you still chose to. That's legit.) 3. Giving the in depth feedback on my battle (you really went above and beyond.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Meth
I absolutely and completely appreciate you and I listen to the things you're saying, to the best of my ability. You are a generally selfless person and - from the limited I get to see - a decent human being. You're dope.
I'm obviously in a learning curve and frustrated. I needed to vent that frustration. And since you faggots have done 100 pages of literally circle jerking each other in here, I figured it was a safe space. GUESS I WAS WRONG??? You clowns ;)
Seriously. I appreciation you and how you make time to help other people when you don't have to. Go you.
As for my votes, there are absolutely some bars I don't get. And I point those out in the vote itself. 100% of the time.
The rest I don't comment on unless I get the punch. Every site def has a different feel AND it has been awhile since I did this... so I am 100% sure that I have to figure out what you guys are up to, on here. But a lot of the shit you guys like are honestly pretty crappy bars. Mostly sports or some really weak wordplays.
The battler I think is fucking fire here is Blue. But everyone knows he is fucking fire.
It wouldn't be so fucking clear to me that he is miles above anyone else I've read on here unless I knew what was up with everyone else. Don't sleep on my ability man. I never was the best battler in the world, but I have a very clear handle on what makes tight rap and how to weave my ass around some multis, wordplay and concepts.
I've never been a really good puncher and I'm just frustrated still struggling with that, here.
THAT SAID... Authentic's verse was fucking trash. Let's be real. It sucked.
This guy gets laid.Quote:
Originally Posted by joog
---- FUCKING /S!!
Everyone thinks "fuck that bitch" sometimes. If you never thought that, you've never had a girlfriend.
I literally guarantee I fuck more than you and I think "fuck that bitch" on a regular basis.
If you're a dude, you sometimes think "fuck that bitch." And most girls probably think so, too.
Name checks out
You love me.
Don't get all butthurt because you wanted to talk about success rate and women in the same post.
Go back to Steam and download Super Seducer 2.
It's all good H&D. I'm sure I'm going to be in the same boat as you man. It's literally been 6 years or more since I've battled. I'm not looking forward to the uphill climb, but I am looking forward to battling again.
I'm about to silence H&D
just got home... writing now verse will be up shortlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Meth
all his post would be in approval mode, they only visible if we approve them.
Na dont do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheesecake Assassin
Yea @Bash i remember. Lmao. Hes a lot less of a pussy now tho
You won't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheesecake Assassin
Pussy.
Smh. Got dammit. Now hes GONNA do it smh. I tried to help u dude
Dont do it Dia
No No No we arent banning members. let Meth handle this shit if he needs us to do something he can ask
If hes swaying or feeding or what ever Im not reading back just DQ him and move on. Rules are rules