This or That

Aids..

die of ebola or get fucked by a horse til you die

SHIT!!! U GOT IT B4 ME
fuck man... these are fucked up... i would rather... uhh... die of ebola LMAO

ok so would you rather get lowered into lava like in the terminator 2 i think... or wold you rather chop off every one of your limbs

lava,im too hot for it to phase me lol

get hit by a car or fall off a 5 story building,both end in death

LOL... shit... i think... uhm... i would rather... shit... get hit by a car

so would you rather walk handcuffed and ankles cuffed into a hyena cave covered in raw meat or get locked in a room with 3 lions... either way you can't escape both

i think the lions would make quicker work of me lol

ok this ones good
take a shower with your best friend or get the worst gf you ever had pregnant?

HAHAHAHA... well thats easy... i dont even have a best friend LOL
or any friends for that matter... but if i HAD to pick one it'd probably be taking a shower... it'd be quick, there would be rules and i would be temporarily blind

bash your head into the cement until you died or try to drink your way out of a swimming pool with a solid glass cover that you couldn't escape filled with cat piss... 3 day old cat piss

lol,good man picking the shower.
def the cat piss

get beaten to death with wiffle ball bats(might take a while) or shot in the head point blank.and with the bats no food or water until you die muhahahahahaha

lmao... i think the point blank choise would end it almost immediately.. so id go for getting shot... would you rather put kyles balls in your mouth or lick butters asshole

lmao....butters b-hole,i have a distaste for jews

get pregnant by immaculate conception or get fucked by kimbo slice?

oops lol

lol what?... can't get pregnant...
would u rather have total and completely gay sex with different men, each infested with one std ever created/formed until you have every std known to man... or chop your balls off put turtle food int he open wound and get tied down and let medium sized snapping turtles that are starving go at it

ghey...

lol what?... can't get pregnant...
would u rather have total and completely gay sex with different men, each infested with one std that was ever created/formed until you have every std known to man... or chop your balls off put turtle food int he open wound and get tied down and let medium sized snapping turtles that are starving go at it

super numerous posts

um...i have a turtle so i'll go with that one

would you rather watch twilight with a bunch of hot chicks or pulp fiction with a child molester lol