Weapon Cypher.

listen i got bombs, but not ya oridinary terrorist
i still throw dem bitches tho, blowin up shit da size of mt. everrist

shot-gun

Plastic Bag

i'm sittin in the back of ya ford eclipse,waitin for you with a plastic bag
ta put over ya head when you get in and suffocate yo ass


A spoon

im sittin in your kitchen, grab me a spoon
you come in i hit you all the way to the moon

can opener...lol thats fuked up...

i got a can opener i know you may laugh
but run up on me and ima cut your fuckin neck in half

Weapon:
meat ball sub

With a meat-ball sub in my hand people be like "look what they chose for him!"
Won't be laughing when they eat it and get arsenic poisoning
:thumbsdow

Wet Noodle

Psychotic Chef stranglin the waiters with a wet noodle
Partiely deaf, dealin death to haters, n video posting to google

Weapon:
Swine Flu

what a better topic to rhyme to.. cuz i live in oxnard avoiding the swine flu.. almost as bad as the plauge-was, but it dont even matter cuz im going back to vegas..

weapon: used cond0m

I just busted a nut, and now im walkin to ya block
ta strangle ya whole fam wit a condom i used on my cock


hypodermic needle filled with gas

ima stab you with this fuckin needle
push the pin down and fuckin bleed you


weapon

A dead horse

Ima cannon this beast straight through your house with no remorse
Kill your whole Fam and spouse with this Trojan Horse

Weapon:

Bowing 747 Airoplane

Extension Cord

k ima do the first one cause its cooler

i got this jet plane goin ten hundred miles an hour
shove you in the propeller and give every one a blood shower



weapon

the left breast implant of a recently dead hooker

Took an implant outa a dead bitch called Sally
Choke you with it, and bury you in Silicon Valley

Weapon:

Lightning

You lying there, badly bruised and slowly dying
And all the locals talking about a nearby lightning sighting

Icicle

The snowy floor covered in blood, i have no remorse
and ofcourse i used the icicle through his throught with force

Weapon:

Hip Hop

how the fuck am i supposed to kill someone with hip hop

whatever ill try it

got sub woofers so loud they leave you dead
shove you in em and watch the beat explode your head

weapon:

a my little pony doll

I waited in her closet watchin her play and laugh
Then i jumped opposite, and put cheesemans pony doll up her ass

Weapon

Hair Straighteners

snuck in ya girls room threw the window, while she was gettin ready ta leave
grabed the hair straightener and stuck it to her neck and watched it burn deep


used condom

I get it in with this chick, snatched off the condom
Blew off on her face, you would think i bomb'd them :jerkoff:
Place the Used condom inside of her purse
That way when she gets to her husband... he can realize the worst
This chick has been cheating, how else did it get there?
Didn't think he would just let it sit there
He talked to his wife, for about 3 hours
Leaves the house, and the wife jumps in the shower
I enter the home, and place underwear thats not hers
In his suitcase under a bunch of numbers
Than he runs to his car, to find another used rubber
And from that day on, that dude just didn't love her

Next Weapon: A grain of dirt

Bringing pain and hurt, stain ya shirt after you choke on a grain of dirt
see that's all I needed cuz your so fucking weak
next time i'll fill your mouth up so you cant even fucking speak

nxt weapon:
computer screen

do you choose to bleed? ill punch you till your a toothless feind
you got no balls like nutered queen
a stupid useless being, im used to seing, you faggots in love like cupids dreams
and if you could see, im like a ruthless scene, in a snuff flick displayed on your computer's screen!

Weapon:
The devils horns

you aint bad, but i guess since you been sent to hail,
them devil horns will make your hart burn now as well
i punture woond you tell you screen and the horn has a bloody drip
tell your eyes are tourn i merk you wit them devilish horns

wepon:
summery sowrd

samurai?

open the door to the black smith and a particular blade catches my eye quick
its almost blinding to look at it when the light shines i close my eyes when the
reflection of the sun glares and hurts my sight i walk up to the blade protectin
my eyes with my hands, grab it off the shelf & in my mind i see flash backs like
if i was a samurai hundreds of years ago in japan my visions blackens my memory
is blurred next thing i know i wake up on top of a pile of so many dead niggas you
can fill a cemetary with, i guess a buncha niggas that put faith in what they heard

blow torch

the sun

ill take all you fuckers and throw you in the sun
chain you to a rocket so you cant run
i never play on the level
i cheat the fuckin devil
never carin bout the consequence
destroyin all the evidence
when i shoot i dont care where the bullets went
i hold all of truth to always remain self evident
i get blazed and blast rounds into the audience
i display powers like clairvoyance and clairaudience
i pity fools who arent really catching onto this
if i could , you know, id send them a monolith
to speed up the race to reaching the point of sentience
never ask for any aquiesence
i rebel against all forms of authority
and the idea of a moral majority
the need for freedom has to stay number one
send these bastards on a rocket to the sun

niggas not followin directions. i'll use the sun as well nd then give a new weapon

i'm an ambitious dude. wanted to stay outta jail nd got acquitted
nd the star i'm shooting for is about to have your face imprinted in it

weapon: cereal bowl

your all queer and your old, you represent the fear of the cold
destroyed your house of cards without hearing em fold
cut your throat your found face down in your cereal bowl

weapon: Your own intestine

dude we can start the drama. peeps kno that i mangle fools
whether it's small or large i'll pull out my own intestines just to strangle you

butter knife

ok i fucked up i see that now, but ill fix it
stick a butter knife in your head and kick it
pop open your muthafuckin brain box
so i could let it out like a jack in the box

cheese grater

I dont like ur fukin face it needs a quick fixin
imma cheese grate ur fukin face off in tha kitchen


mayn kill em with CHEESE

this fuckin tool i'd love to see you choke.
so i'll grab this brick of cheese and shove down ya throat.

telekinesis

dude you've done some amazing shit. but i'm thinking bigger
i'll perform the grater feat nd sprinkle your skin chunks ina river

cell phone

yo there's alotta versatility to kill a person usin a cell phone.
i could call a hit call a bomb or shove the antenna in your eye.
but i think i'mma make a phone call then watch you die slow

I dont get left a weapon? The fuck am I Attacking with BRO
Fuck it I Got bare hands that'll have you backing up slow
He turns to run, I catch up thinking 'this Kids Bitch i'll Just Smash
Hands on his head and with a Quick Twist ya Necks Snapped

Umbrella

you must be sick dude. cuz all i hear is how niggas can't top ya fame
i'll shove an umbrella down ya throat nd open it inside of you to stop the reign

Huh oh shit which way to go?
This dude didnt leave me a weapon ill just beat him to death with his own Raydeoh...

Weapon : Bug Zapper

shit ma bad. lol

you have absolutely no style. dunno wat to call u, i got this THING shook
so wen i zap you like you fly, im thinkin more the bug eyes nd winged look

soda can

dude when pplz see me they go "here come that crazy mayn!"
cuz i was fukin killin pplz with a dam ninja star soda can

lol dam thats retarded... WEAPON: AIR

Im crazy lets get that shit thru ya head... is it there?
No, fine i'll stick ya vein with a hypadermic needle and fill you with AIR


WEPON.....PROSTETIC LEG