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Originally Posted by
Slayerr.
Knox is back n he’s actually black so ur stale with ur infatuation it’s embarrassing
And he’s factually that much doper than you that u pale in comparison
Knox is.. not black. hence the alias
@R!canTheoryz
the fact you can’t differentiate between hispanic & negroid proves you be tweakin, clearly.
Shammy said some Trump/Vance shit.. elected to suck through democratic process
meanwhile this special needs guy’ll be in a “reeee” pub lickin all the dirty glasses spotless…
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“reeee” pub lickin - republican. also, “reeee” is a derogatory name for retards.
Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***
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Originally Posted by
Slayerr.
Knox is back n he’s actually black so ur stale with ur infatuation it’s embarrassing
And he’s factually that much doper than you that u pale in comparison
I'm in a fast rental while you're pouring hot tea from your gran's kettle.
When I whip Slayer with the steel strings it's the only way he'll feel thrash metal.
So now he sings with a heavy growl like he's mixing up his subgenres.
Cuz he's on the brink of death. That's why he's still single like his entendres.
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Originally Posted by
Jack Hallows
aight bet. i’m being ambushed from all sides. it’s on guys.
when the Revolving Judge starts its rotation, it’s guaranteed to make you “All Rise”
two goofier small fries couldn’t’ve joined up to incite my ire
it’s the Sham Slayers from Scream tryna play knife survivor with Micheal Myers
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1.) American courts have revolving judges that rotate posts. The Judge is also the name of a sexy ass revolver that is notorious for giving gun fanatics a hard on. no diddy. “All Rise” is also what a court officer says when the judge presents themselves.
2.) the Scream flick from the 90’s had two niggas pretending to be the same killer & they both ended up dying lmao.
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nigga u must’ve missed the memo. i’m retired, living lavishly
heard you been living in Vance/vans since ur landlord Trumped your lease & kicked ur ass to streets
mentionin my moms’ll get you dog walked, leashed & beat with the stick
cuz you think you a Great Dane but everyone else just thinks you a bitch
If you think that Sham is goofy it's just an act like Doofy from Scary Movie.
I'll take off the mask and Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat. If you take off your hat it's Ratatoullie.
So fuck what Hallow ween. He loves Palpatine. It's all fascists in this nerd's caucus.
No Diddy? Nah.. Blowing off Clarence Thomas is the only way you'll serve justice.
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fucking funny you’d mention “rat-a-tatting” in battle as a flex my G, when we know it ain’t cuz you letting the Wesson squeeze
in fact “rat-a-tattling” is exactly what you’d do soon as the cops begin their questioning
i see you niggas like wrestling, but would absolutely run from a real fight
typa simp that would spend a whole check on OnlyFans.. cuz this John never Cena pussy in real life…
*a John is terminology for men who indulge in prostitution.
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Jack, you should censor yourself more, like Black Eyed Peas with Let's Get It Started.
Cuz mentioning wrestling ain't the way to go to show that Americans ain't retarded.
You rhymed flex my G with Wesson squeeze with questioning. That's Precious like Sidibe.
I guess that your hearing aid is like the U.S. credit rating: It just lost it's triple A.
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nigga you know more about my culture than i do. yur consumption’s pure substance abuse
… Americans ARE retarded. from birth it’s GMO garbage.. but what’s YOUR fucking excuse???
we have different accents b, just trust i pronounce things phonetically
if you pulled that penis outta ur mouth, maybe you’d also be able to announce speech legibly
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"Pronounce things phonetically" is tautological Jack, son, we've been through this.
Improved methods for DNA tracking to convict felons in cold cases: You've been clueless.
But anyway... It's all good. Just let me kook.
Here's some nameflips:
When you go on dates, you talk about tapes you bought from eBay to keep replaying D-Day.
I'm saying Jack off in front of women. It's engraved in his name: J. a C.K.
And like Uncle Sam he's indebted to foreign gangs. Is he in over his budget? You bet.
So he's getting chased by Hell's Angels with two hockey sticks cuz he O double-U.S.
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you wanna talk DNA? the things you do leave me incredibly seething
found out son be taking a blacklight to his mom’s sheets to find places to sniff after i’ve left for the evening
these beatings’ll leave ‘im breathless & wheezing. ur obsession’s untreated
u keep mentionin “Uncle Sam” cuz u blame urs for the theft of ur innocence when u were molested as seedlings
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You reveal the flaws of a democratic voting system when the demographic don't have wisdom.
Cuz you hold jurassic old positions, being madly pro religion, contra the mechanic solar system.
This ancient man is chauvinistic. He thinks he's fizzy as a soda, drinking more whiskey than in prohibition.
He's beastly and has no charisma. So he's doing the Andy Kaufman routine if you see this man win over women.
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the fact you think voting takes root in the congressional is what makes a pseudo intellectual
u can try’n profuse all ur contextuals but can’t hide that u’re still duped by the professionals
it’s useless & grotesque lil bro.. all leaders are placed by those in control of the game
so sleep & it’s yur funeral procession so maybe lay off that Tar..iff you want it to stop taking a taxing toll on ya brain
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The only pseudo here is the ephedrine in your methamphetamine. "Profusing my contextuals"?
How am I the one duped when you went to war for W. and still ended up loser than his testicles?
Grampa should be on a park bench and forget The Grand Chessboard and Zbigniew Brzezinski.
Wtf is a "Tar..iff"? They tried to teach this monkey language, but failed. He's Nim Chimpsky.
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you know how loose George Bush’s testicles are??? that’s a hella flagrant & odd diction
well with the amount of old white men whose names’ve come out ya mouth so far, it’s safe to speculate what’s gone in it
you using all these encyclopedic words & not knowin what a tariff is.. is embarrassin
you the type of dumbass that’d build a whole boat out of wax & when it sink cry “BUT IT WAS LABELED A ‘PARAFFIN’!!!11!!1!1!1!!”
*paraffin/a pair of fin. paraffin is a form of wax.
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Pair of fin? With no s? Funny you're the one drowning from wax on a pair of wings.
You keep reaching for bars but still play on the ground. It's ironic like Chandler Bing.
He works at a car wash. So wax on, wax off, Jack-san. And get a helmet when you spar.
Apropos no plural suffix: So far you've only given me like 2 bar of tire pressure on my car.
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You're a mormon calamity who gets 4-ballings casually, you write in depth reports on the gallantry of male actors as you watch porn with your family looking abnormally faggotty with a strawberry daiquiri
Edit: Re-opened since we're going to OT on the final.
@FaQEyeReddit
@mal diction
@TheShaman
@Slayerr.
@Jack Hallows
@Virbius
@EyeDealIstic
@Ion Metatron
@KnoXville.
@MV
Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***
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Originally Posted by
Bag Mandela
You're a mormon calamity who gets 4-ballings casually, you write in depth reports on the gallantry of male actors as you watch porn with your family looking abnormally faggotty with a strawberry daiquiri
This dude lost his insanity, teaming up with an amputee who's an obvious fan of me, constantly asking for autographs and tats on his ass from me. You'll never catch a bird like Muttley and Dasterdly, cuz your muscles in atrophy plus you cough from an allergy of pollen and grass and weed, and everytime you flap your lips it's a logical fallacy.
It's been nice to see the cypher moving this past week. Let's see what happens from here, since
@Jack Hallows
might be focusing more on his final battle, but dope back and forth so far bro.
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I'll kick it off again
I was there when you were desperate to take a mean shit,
Went down an alley with a bag to scrape n clean with,
And when you wanked at a farm, nuttin on hay bales is freakish,
When you say bags on your ass, bussin in the field, you really mean it
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This bredda sucks men then cooks,
You work on street corners for Rent-A-Nut,
I'm just pissed off he posted first but check it look,
Shaman beat me in a minute like every slut you ever fucked