Brag about yourself!

Miss Lady, Miss Chase styles is never miss placed
I roc the crowd and ya jaw harder than bass
My rymes a have you testafing harder than Ma$e
I breaks many hearts with my D-town smile
And craken many heads open with this D-Town style
The girl shes wild, the girl shes on fire
You could touch the heaven if my dro' mad you any higher
I drive to inspire, and let these hoes know
that I'm quit to put the hurten down toten the 4 4
Now lets see you bitches get low
Even lower like Chris Roc said
It so easy for me to put you bitches to bed

Got niggas avoidin the post like Eryl Boykins/ Only a real balla can be 4'll and still back Shaq up/ I look like Popeye doing pushups after eatin Spinach/ Even though the drama is endless/ I'm Dominate like Serenna Williams in Tennis/ Finish a sentence like Old Age Philosopher/ Socratez or even Plato i'm reloadin clips of nines placin catz EnFuego better lay Low like Osama OVer Seas/ I leave Mc's weak like SWV/

I'm a respectable person that may turn crazy instantaneous
i could fuck u over harder than michael jackson like hes pounded lil kids anus
spit 2 rhymes simultaneous while the verses spit off the top miscellaneous
dont gotta cuss but its fucking essential
filled like a kit and caboodle with oodles of potential
you can suck my noodle and not have to wory i'll keep it confidential
experimental only, keep it gental
ill remain cool but if u bite on my dick ima act a fool

can someone, anyone please vote for my battle with macdizzle and remeber to click whoever u vote for on the poll too heres the link:
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=155878
thanks to all who place theire votes, weather it be on him or me

i'll smack any bitch bitin the fam jewels,
quick to slam boo, her eye caught a nice tan too,
just playin, i love women,
who love swimmin, naked as a jaybird,
lettin me cum in 'em,
could it be your old lady?, maybe,
dont hate me, its just the way God made me,
so it cant be my fault if my dick does my thinkin
im only a man, and stan-ley does my thinkin
i got a power tool,
makes girls jowels drool,
i even give 'em the good old golden shower too

God Damn, MC's Be Like All-Wack.
You Need To Elevate A Bit, And Get The Fuck Off Of My Ball Sack.
Infact, If Yall Keep Comin' Like That.
i'm Gonna Slap At Your Caps
And Watch Yall Fall Flat.
You Think Yall Can Front Well You're Dead Wrong.
i'm Taking On This Website Fuckin' Head-On.
You Wanna Test This, Than Get Your Thread-On.

i burst into the rhyme headstrong
im ill, step too close and i leave ya health wrong
spreadin diseases without the use of a penis
theres no crease in my shit its just seamless
why would i change it on purpose if its perfect
you worthless heads get murdered and deserve it

im dope with bars im dope with cars
im dope with gurls and dope by far
im dope dope dope and ill ill ill
so much that i can kill kill kill

my flow forms an art that leave people debatin/
is he a rap artist or a genious with mental retardation/
i flow free with no true direction/
your rhymes is softer then a 90 year old mans erection/

SL!CK
killing victims before it starts just preparing~for~the~next
just merked the last cat while he's still staring~at~the~text
wanna do collaborations? jigga ur pairing~with~the~best

i ball, i rhyme, im tall, im fine i do the "WHOLE THING"
they call me an average leader but im only "Joe-King"
i smoke silver, gold n platinum u can say i "ROLL BLING"

Why tell you how bad I am and make you feel like shit?
I'll fight your illest verse with one fist, that's right, Matrix.
And Morpheus aint got a blade that can match my lyrical sword,
I come like Mace Windu, a Bad Mother Fucker full of force.
I'm an alphabet romancer, got letters arranging to please me,
While feedin your girl alphabits the morning after her box squeezed me.
Words jumpin through hoops, avoidin chutes and climing ladders,
a mouth and mind on me that'll leave your brain scattered,
leave your tongue tattered,
leave your style confused like scientists and dark matter.
When you get your lady back and she tells you you aint shit?
Just come back to RB and remember my first drop was this.

We’ll be viciously victorious till the industry stops whoring us,
Because every single single in the market be boring us,
It’s full of foreigners when it should be full of UK on tour and thus,
I Bust for more of us till we’re all not poor and trussed
Up in the game, its plain we currently have nothing to gain,
Even if we don’t want fame,
Lame rappers take that and act tame,
And every single one of them sounds the same ,
Plainly it’s on me to be the mc everybody wants me to be,
I decree that the game needs a new face to see, as in me,
And by Me I imply DI, the sly dragon awry,
Spitting fire in the sky from August to July.

ima rap about my self cus i like myself dont need no cars or any wealth
jus keep good health..all types of woman been felt i keeppin there hands below my belt
yeh i live a good life but it aint all dat easy..
gotz to rap on rap forums without soundin cheesy
not much of a event i know but sum1 gotta teach these hoe's
bitchs say im dope niggas say im dope why not jus call me dope
ridin wit me better grab yer coat ill take yer places yer aint been make yer head float
most people have bad days i dont, everyday is like a hoilday
mix it up wit a bit of foreplay...so happy have yer singin hyms allday
u think thats all that good about my life wait till saturday

who considered thy self as dope ?/
my creativity is endowed on these feasible folks//
dudes brag about their style, some of it is ignorant/
i put the embarrassment upon they cheeks turning a pale pigment//
never coped with the braggin', cuz peeps common sense is lackin'/
ive been thinkin' on sudden movements, a new danger is happenin'//
i get mid-evil , like in the middle of being content,and hazardous/
clearin' out clamity in numbers like the grieve in Exodus //

your merely average in comparison I'm the best ever born
dont battle me, thas pointless you'll get a new ass torn
touch me once your twice dead
i'm just so damn dope
my rhymes are the greatest invention since sliced bread

My typin's tough, about to tear the cypher up, split the mic and dutch
Hyped and stuff, V.P rippin guys 'n kickin rhymes its on midnight- ya time is up