Freestyle Cypher

Regular Show is dope.

Big m is on the mic now....
.. bout to bust this wild freestyle.
....Cause i be wow, n go on and on and on
and on and on and on and on as if i was senile,
where i see style, i be wild like animal plains,
never lame i sever frames, cut you out the picture
Any girl thats with ya is not a girl thats with ya
just dudes in drag that make fags want to stick ya
I'll Roll over your style im painting full walls today
n stick a kid like psycho young graff writers with blades
mess with the best and get wrecked on the mic all night
Peace, we're out when i Sieze the steel like sodium chlorite.
But on the last tip, i guess i got to blast it fast quick
Oscar'll never be worthy even when his last name suggests it.
n fuck it i dont even have to flow cause im the master
mastering my craft call me the craft master,
pass the microphone like bones n relax faster.

Yes its the weekend a nice time to be freaking
out on my page i unleash the beast n
get my groove on to this smooth song
n whos wrong, my ill wildstyle got cool class
skipped the school of life n still passed
i kill cats, some might say my way is wicked
but they aint understand the way i kick it
metaphorically speaking i'll break you down into liquid
then burn you boil rise n kill you twice quick, kid.

i drop plain hot lines like i over cooked my writtens
youre all sooks n i'll make you cry like fucking bitches
fumbling kids cant catch shit try'n un-wench this
you took my cource in catching n caught my clenched fist
so tense i need to loosen up, n shoot it properly now
youre so loose you could tighten up n still be flopping around
stoping your sound, im tighter than the perimeter of sections
while youre tightest is as tight as the skin around erections
blessing the micropohone killing it, still equiped to break you down n bury it.

Let me get on the mic and strawberry it, beat you to a pulp with a beetroot
Gulp you down while I defeat you with the beat dude, your a leave I'm a tree root
But watch my bite not my bark, cos I'm a terrible terroir, attack! I'm like more the merrier
I can get gory and scarier, like laryier guy on Maury telling a story how he got raped by his cousin tori
Whilst watching balormory with 4 year old Corey while he gets stabbed with a jaggered dagger in his poor spleen before me
But these thoughts are what leave me aching! Read again, they leave me a king !
God in the making, breaking records like smashing vinyls with an-a thing
This personas a mask like Stanley ipkuss, read my lips cus
You hoes better stay clear of them cos I got the kiss of death , apocalypse! Hush!

You aint ill to me i kill emcees with a real degree,
your skills are a figmant of your imaginations albilties
to build n please is why im here so why you still on frees
im highly animated, you just ocelate like masterbation
choppin fakes, n droppin dates, floppin wit my hands down
you just got shameless promotion like Shamwow, pow
ill beat down batman, robin, batgirl n alfred get the fight
stab the air after dusk cause im killin the dark knight. yes.

wanna battle this, probably im known as a top emcee
so when we rock it, you know we rock it properly
but im smooth n cool when im slammin fists
a chilled out guy.... n a user of cannibis
who the dude shaking that cant handle this
thats how we do it when we get way fluid
often baking never stop like crc when im occelating
so wait im waiting for the skills to build n break in, pz.

write a rhyme a day today i got the lines to slay herbs
play with words reverse play with words i got the reverbs
for these nerds n sleezy worlds i travel so whos cursed
im always illuminated with the power of a supr nova burst
so when my flow is versed im blowing verses with mind blowing
going potent, hoping the flow got the pro skills of the tribe
im out there like the atmosphre way far out where i reside.
so be cool or be fine, you know the lines all be mines. pz

I'm an O.G. in the game, can you relate?
I'll spit game from a prostitute I used to date
Hold on, before you hate
She told me when she fucks or sucks she uses a condom
Even sucks? She said yup
Now this where the game starts to get it on slim
She said, any girl you take for a whirl gives head
And they ain't using no protection when they neckin
Perfectin there technique, might even let a nigga skeet
In there mouth
Now who out here don't know what she talkin bout?
That's just a piece of game that she gave me
I think about it, and it drives me crazy
Cuz its all true...

Spittin Game from a prostitute
What does this constitute
The thought of how real it is, can convolute
Who you gonna kiss, who you wanna fish
Lookin at your shorty now like YOU DIRTY ASS BITCH :facepalm:

i'll eat you twice nice rice dice you that means i'll slice you next
into fractions so small your high school math skills will be put to the test
book the rest with linked lines, i'll bring the ink n think rhymes
to the brink of times never falling off the axis when im freakin mine
im freaking fine then im speaking i got mine, yeah i'll fight you fine
killing you with a stop sign making cars crash, yeah, missing vital signs
im hype with mines when im blowing just know its only when i lost my
pop filter stop filter drop to the hot picture looking at ya girl n making ya hoe cum
so just know that i flow some profiliactic tactics backwards n wack shit. bitch pz

nevermind im back attack the track
with my vocal pattern tac tics
never making whack shit
n i jump jump jump when my track skips
crafting like a track smith
so just ask it who is the masters
of the universe this tune will burst
solar rays will blaze the planets
raising hell just as i planned it
decimating any atoms n plants to ashes

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Originally Posted by it's Moist

i'll eat you twice nice rice dice you that means i'll slice you next
into fractions so small your high school math skills will be put to the test
book the rest with linked lines, i'll bring the ink n think rhymes
to the brink of times never falling off the axis when im freakin mine
im freaking fine then im speaking i got mine, yeah i'll fight you fine
killing you with a stop sign making cars crash, yeah, missing vital signs
im hype with mines when im blowing just know its only when i lost my
pop filter stop filter drop to the hot picture looking at ya girl n making ya hoe cum
so just know that i flow some profiliactic tactics backwards n wack shit. bitch pz

nevermind im back attack the track
with my vocal pattern tac tics
never making whack shit
n i jump jump jump when my track skips
crafting like a track smith
so just ask it who is the masters
of the universe this tune will burst
solar rays will blaze the planets
raising hell just as i planned it
decimating any atoms n plants to ashes

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Is exactly what happens when I crash landed on this planet
Stranded, more intelligent so I got the upperhand when you irrelevants
Crip walkin talkin about how it's friday night and you celibate
When you finally do get pussy it'll be some former shell you hit
Pussy loose
Even if wet it's still dried up pussy juice
Yellow teeth from cigarettes and booze
You guys are fuckin losers so this is just another way that you lose
Choose, wisely, my friends, stay thirsty
In the rafters hangs jersey, on the back, the names Worthy...

still i rotate on a crooked orbit right round my axis
n everybody knows that light travels the fastest
well thats whack shit cause i am faster when i blast it
past all the blackness take my craft to the other side
then back round to the start as the universe colapses
ill take it all this is a war call that falls upon the masses. pz

I'm so brash with habits and I flash so lavish
I've surpassed you maggots who bashed my rappin
I've detached from mentors and entered the dragon
I'm centered in passion I spit verbs in fashion
Flip words just spazzin, I'm a sick kid with caption
Explicit and savage, ya'll addicted to status
I'm ya eviction by constriction with diction
Assassin of stature, i'm slashing you bastards
Depicted as master, vicious, vivid with vision
Eclipse of the masses, the darkness recaptured
Revisit the scripture, revelation, disaster
Wrath of a titan, half of em frightened
My Path is righteous, blast em with lightning
I'm fantastic, don't bite me, gymnastic with rhyming
My pen spasims, delighted, just asking for writing
Can you match it? Well try me. Just attach it by me

so pick up the beat n ill annillihlate ya
throw in the beef stock cause i fry with flavour
so guys stay a while i got my mind on paper
got both trucks on the rail im grinding safer
n you know im one to force it when it time to rape ya
cut it up hard on the ones n twos when im rockin raiders.

Well I rock those who rock Raiders like Broncos
Oscar Worthy, the head honcho
Make it rain, pull out your ponchos
As we all get higher than Tonto after O-P-Him
Oscar Punish, Worthy run this, you nerdy fungus
I murder 30 cypher functions then have court ordered injunctions
Cuz I'm really something once I find a target and get to humpin

Humpin = Fuckin around
Blood on the wall, Blood on the ground
Flood the cypha with typhoons, all you rappers die soon
Meet any one of you niggaz at high noon
Take 10 paces.. turn around, goodness gracious
Another facelift, Oscar Worthy, another hit on the rotation
Battle tested, now its best you get the rest that a patient needs
As we proceed to lead the league in smoking the most weed before 8am eastern standard time
I'm just trying to get as high as the sun like a Dandelion
I ain't lying, when ho's see me, they be like DAMN HE FINE
Please believe me :hugitout: <------ Happens every time one sees me
I normally chill wit a breezy so they stay lookin at me greasy
But the dick game tight so they'll chill and take it easy
Unless its the baby mama, then its DON'T LET THAT BITCH SEE ME
Better yet.. Don't let that bitch see you
La Vida Loca Preview, I'll get back at ya on the sequel...