Open Mic Chat

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Originally Posted by YD

Fuck turtles

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Love you too.

Maybe we can agree on platypuses.

Yeah. Platypuses are dope.

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Originally Posted by YD

No seriously, I hear turtles have great pussy if you can get passed their shell

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That reptilian upside down diamond tho.

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Originally Posted by YD

No seriously, I hear turtles have great pussy if you can get passed their shell

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LOL
that's not weird.
YD my friend, you need to get out more.
Like, just for some fresh air lol.
Stay away from fishing boats, anything near the ocean, things that move with shells,
fancy dress parties, the lot.

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Originally Posted by TheIllyricist

Love you too.

Maybe we can agree on platypuses.

Yeah. Platypuses are dope.

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That reptilian upside down diamond tho.

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You're all .... soooo weird lol

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Originally Posted by Emily

You're all .... soooo weird lol

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EMBRACE THE WEIRD, EM.

One of us... Gooble Gobble ONE OF US!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdxuWq1-5qk

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Originally Posted by TheIllyricist

EMBRACE THE WEIRD, EM.

One of us... Gooble Gobble ONE OF US!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdxuWq1-5qk

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thats probably what the gay turtles and 'plat a puss' lol say when they see you guys coming.

You shouldn't die until you've fucked with the platypi.

These are valuable life lessons.

#IllysCorner

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That's what the gay turtles are saying? Damn, those motherfuckers are excited.

Can't say I blame 'em.

Dia will never get laid


Emily likes me more anyways

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Originally Posted by Emily

LOL
that's not weird.
YD my friend, you need to get out more.
Like, just for some fresh air lol.
Stay away from fishing boats, anything near the ocean, things that move with shells,
fancy dress parties, the lot.

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You know I've never been to a fancy dress party... I feel like this is something I should know about.
Can guys attend? Do I provide my own dress? Do I have to shave my legs if a dress is provided for me?
How do I know what size dress I wear? How fancy exactly IS fancy enough?
I need this in my life, maybe that's what will turn my life around

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Originally Posted by YD

You know I've never been to a fancy dress party... I feel like this is something I should know about.
Can guys attend? Do I provide my own dress? Do I have to shave my legs if a dress is provided for me?
How do I know what size dress I wear? How fancy exactly IS fancy enough?
I need this in my life, maybe that's what will turn my life around

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Do americans call them costume parties?

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Originally Posted by Sour Cig

How'd my first open mic go? Or did I just write a poem?

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I love this. What you've said here is priceless.
I'll get to it soon and give you some thoughts on your om, or...god I hope not...a poem.
lol

this is what i have come to accept about internet rap board beefs these days

In the past, they used to amount to something, which made the beef interesting because it put all that shit talk and reputations on the line.

Two people would spend a good amount of time talking shit, but at some point. . . it would ultimately lead to a battle in which the loser would have to eat enough crow to feed the entire village.

now, these beefs are just beefs. a series of replies that move in a constant circle like clothes spinning in a dryer.

Exactly.

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Originally Posted by Enoch Light

this is what i have come to accept about internet rap board beefs these days

In the past, they used to amount to something, which made the beef interesting because it put all that shit talk and reputations on the line.

Two people would spend a good amount of time talking shit, but at some point. . . it would ultimately lead to a battle in which the loser would have to eat enough crow to feed the entire village.

now, these beefs are just beefs. a series of replies that move in a constant circle like clothes spinning in a dryer.

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It's like the patriots verse the bills, sounds like a good beef, but we all know who wins every time

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Originally Posted by Emily

Do americans call them costume parties?

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I guess so? I never been to any parties like that tbh I just went got fucked up an either went home or passed out, I never needed a theme lmao

rhet, bates motel discuss.

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Originally Posted by Dia

rhet, bates motel discuss.

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i have only seen the first episode so far. Hoping i can catch up this weekend

Norman is full on bat shit crazy now