New Season Chat

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Originally Posted by SecondRobert

I have also been known as Doctor Onionstein. Why am I telling you this, you may ask?

Well, let me immediately answer that.

For the better part of the last good few decades I have had a love/hate relationship with myself that often ended up with me getting intoxicated and taking advantage of myself sexually, talking both hands on the throttle if you catch my drift. Hell, a decent percentage of that time I would have outsourced that job to a particular female and occasionally a second female (As I don't take text battling seriously at all this means I have not actively sought males for this task).

So in THIS universe I am both my greatest amigo AND harshest critic.

And who suffered as a result? My organs.

And who gained the most? My organ.

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I shall not sit idly by and let my wise philosophy be drowned out by all this fucking foreplay.

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Originally Posted by Fresh

You could rape a ladybug and the bitch'd still be tight, na mean

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Woah woah woah what the fuck did a ladybug ever do to anger you aside from not being a gentlemanbug???

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Originally Posted by SecondRobert

I shall not sit idly by and let my wise philosophy be drowned out by all this fucking foreplay.

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Woah woah woah what the fuck did a ladybug ever do to anger you aside from not being a gentlemanbug???

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Lady bugs are annoying as shit and ought to be destroyed and removed from existence

Lmao

Fresh is a SELF HATING LADYBUG!?

what a tragic story :(

What in the

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Originally Posted by Fresh

What in the

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He inferred you are a ladybug, and one with self esteem issues.

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Originally Posted by Fresh

Lady bugs are annoying as shit and ought to be destroyed and removed from existence

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They are pest killers. We need them for agricultural protection.

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Originally Posted by SecondRobert

He inferred you are a ladybug, and one with self esteem issues.

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They are pest killers. We need them for agricultural protection.

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I don't mind the native ones but the Asian ones bite

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What he inferred is what made me go what in the

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Originally Posted by Fresh

I don't mind the native ones but the Asian ones bite

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What he inferred is what made me go what in the

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WOWWWWWW ofc you are against immigration and continuing stereotypes. Those bugs ARE native now they are 3rd and 4th generation. next thing you are going to tell them to go back to "asia"

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Originally Posted by MV

WOWWWWWW ofc you are against immigration and continuing stereotypes. Those bugs ARE native now they are 3rd and 4th generation. next thing you are going to tell them to go back to "asia"

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Trying to cancel me again. Foh with your mega Karen ass

#CancelFresh

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Originally Posted by Phalanx

#CancelFresh

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I'll just switch to my habitat account

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Originally Posted by Fresh

I'll just switch to my habitat account

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STFU & keep it moving, poser
Before I leave Habitat behind bars like a zoo inclosure

#ThrowAwayBars

Also, bars due tonight, fuckers.
@Mac. @Blue Bayou @KnoXville. @Kill Spree @RoboCop @King @Slayerr. @King Dee Bee

Damn phal lost it. Even his everyday interactions are in the form of bars

WHAT, IM SUPPOSED TO BE REALLL IMPRESSED?!
A HOT SHOWER & SPLASH OF COLOGNE WOULDN'T HAVE ME FEELING FRESH

#THROWAWAYBARS

Luckily blue lost it a long time ago so this isn't sad

Nah I was an absolute savage in 2020 and 2021

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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

Nah I was an absolute savage in 2020 and 2021

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I mean lost your mind

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And I know I saw you drop 100 lines at one point in 2021 I think it was

Bayou's girl stay getting creamed, Whole squad piping her raw
Yeah thats the scoop on Blue belle w/o ice cream involved

#ThrowawayBars

Boy you ain't seen a pussy, ever.. no whore could be your wife
Blue balling is something you'll never do so how's it the story of your life

#throwawaybars

Bayou mad she cucks him..But lets hundreds of new dudes hit
She even resorted to freshen her pussy...but wont let Blue douche it

#ThrowAwayBars

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Originally Posted by Phalanx

Bayou mad she cucks him..But lets hundreds of new dudes hit
She even resorted to freshen her pussy...but wont let Blue douche it

#ThrowAwayBars

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http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...TCEE-S-gt-COM)

The dragon has spoken

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Originally Posted by Phalanx

Bayou mad she cucks him..But lets hundreds of new dudes hit
She even resorted to freshen her pussy...but wont let Blue douche it

#ThrowAwayBars

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Your girls a disease infested slut that's had 100 cocks bang against her
I won't bang cuz I refuse to have Piru in my life like a gang defector

#ThrowAwayBahs

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Originally Posted by Fresh

Boy you ain't seen a pussy, ever.. no whore could be your wife
Blue balling is something you'll never do so how's it the story of your life

#throwawaybars

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Invite this guy on my yacht then throw em overboard in his pants & SPLASH
That's Fresh Off The Boat...like the only women this guy EVER has a chance to smash

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Originally Posted by Kill Spree

http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...TCEE-S-gt-COM)

The dragon has spoken

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Is he really upset

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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

Your girls a disease infested slut that's had 100 cocks bang against her
I won't bang cuz I refuse to have Piru in my life like a gang defector

#ThrowAwayBahs

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Invite this guy on my yacht then throw em overboard in his pants & SPLASH
That's Fresh Off The Boat...like the only women this guy EVER has a chance to smash

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Lol nice

Fresh off the boat LOTB so far

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Is he really upset

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Lol nice

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He called phal a N****r in the front lines the post is hidden I think till it closes

So I've only been gone for a small fraction of time and in my absence you all resorted to sniffing men's g-strings.

This is the thanks I get for slapping the site on the tits and getting it back out on the streets???

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Originally Posted by SecondRobert

So I've only been gone for a small fraction of time and in my absence you all resorted to sniffing men's g-strings.

This is the thanks I get for slapping the site on the tits and getting it back out on the streets???

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just when u thought it would be easy

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Originally Posted by Kill Spree

He called phal a N****r in the front lines the post is hidden I think till it closes

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Lmfao

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Originally Posted by King

just when u thought it would be easy

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Oh no no, drinking a liter of rum and having someone else regret my decisions is easy.

This here... it's going to take weeks of intense observation and deductions to remove "raid another guys underwear drawer" from some of these folks' "to do list".

i think it's on some of their "have done lists" tbh

As well as their "shall do again" lists.

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He called phal a N****r in the front lines the post is hidden I think till it closes

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did i hide that post?

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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

Your girls a disease infested slut that's had 100 cocks bang against her
I won't bang cuz I refuse to have Piru in my life like a gang defector

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Gangster lines?! I know real G's that'll get medieval, boy your NOT from the streets
Frankenstein-- All you see is pitchforks in the air when they mob on this freak

#ThrowAwayBars
#WeKnowWhoTheRealMonsterIs

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Originally Posted by Kill Spree

http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...TCEE-S-gt-COM)

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I'm shook, tbh.

gang defector eh

is it better to be played or retarded in text? still not sure..

never go full retard

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Originally Posted by MV

did i hide that post?

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No, I unapproved the post, mostly on the basis the it was a free in an active battle. It was the kind of incoherent rant that screams "I'm off my meds again".

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Originally Posted by Fitzgerald

never go full retard

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someone has to lecture blue about that ASAP

i'd rather barely read txt/not know what's played than be a GANG DEFECTOR

Lmaooo it was literally a heat of the moment fun cypher bar bro

Bringing it up multiple times like it's a league final or something lmao

Someone's butt hurtttt

just spicing things up a lil bit, was waiting for ur response GLUED to my computer

Buttt hurtttttt