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s.s you wack dude, styles as faded as a colored tattoo on a black dudeQuote:
Originally Posted by S.S.
out rap you, i dont have too yo, still ganna see green when i crack you like a pistachio
your math to slow, get your head straight, like your bitch, her lips could lift deadweights
before i increase the death rate, with slugs aiming at your chest..... check mate
Battle Who? My Aim Too Potent... Plus I'm A Sure Shot Once I Zone In...Quote:
Originally Posted by One Man Army
Whether Guarded Or Open... I Do Numbers, So If I Let It Fly It'll Be More Than Buckets Getting Flown In..
This HardHeaded Ass Nigga Has No Chin... So Watch What You Say Out Your Mouth Before It Opens...
Cause If I Browse And Catch Ear Of Any Disrespect And Your Mans Front Like He Holding...
I'll Dead You, Then Give Quagmire The Business Just For Trying To Stick A Nose In..
You spelt what you aren't wrong, manhump. Go smooch a lad.
Your mouth has IBS, and your gayness is sad.
You're a limped dick piece of shit.
and your mom is your friend with benefits
Nuff said
You were raised by two men and adored the lifestyle.
You molest your inner child, you're an autopedophile.
One bitch, two bitch, three bitch, four, your
dumb spit, do quit, leave this, yawn, or
come with, new shit, not this, corn, whore
@The Great Father Lmao! You made me laugh IRL lmao x'D and for the nigga above me
You must be gay, but who will ever know
Your dick sucking skills is the only thing about you that glows
You "cum" with the gay jokes, caus they turn you on,Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackTri4orce
the way they blow, make me think your the faggot son,
Unlike you, I'm not stuck using my right hand
You starting using your left since breaking your right was unplanned
and.. You don't got ANY hands, can't you see
in a fight verse me you're fucked like an amputee
Your meat? not even.. then WHO can you beat?
I was just surfing this thread, stopped by, spanked your mom twice, called osama bin ladens hen and nows shes sending an airstrike
A fair fight, black flights dropping half boiled eggs on sight which fall like the holy baby poop type, followed by cow dunk,lightning skunk fart and a double D boob fright bite
Your mannerisms have changed, Master Jedi.
Yus.
vacant anuses famously mistaken by the asian from the hang over...
penetrating simultaniously from the back of a range rover...
teaching the force while hes breaching through doors n peepin at boys...
needing a hug slash beating the butt ass sandusky touching rugby rubbing star whores...
....
new kidz diss'n with his first post... bold move, til you read it
says Prophetic ways is 'probably' gay just cos he wants to suck his penis
says he wants to 'hit em with nunchucks', but that's just a euphemism...
the truth is this young puff's askin' if it's ok to shoot his jizm
Dev is a daffodil, a dildo, a farce, a geek and a lady.
He can't afford a car, but men call him Mercedes.
Dude plays with ding-a-lings to get the "swing of things".
Faggy dweeb cries from The Great Father's zings.
You're girly and you're gay.
Your mannerisms are not ok.
should of guessed you'd be next tryna flex your chest...
at least you' got plenty room under mommys little dress
you don't impress with your rants, and you protest too much...
why? I couldn't give 2 fucks who you like to touch...
...you can have all the cocks, just leave me with the cunts
The cocks are yours to touch, you suck them much.
Talking about men's anatomy because your rapping sucks.
You sip apple martinis, you see me as a meenie.
You like men in bikinis and love their weenies.
your accusing is amusing... now fuck off back to gay cruising
cos there's no room in rapbattles for such a talentless human
your achievements say it all, your battle record ices the cake...
shit, I got more chance of losing to a dead dude in a grave
And why you even typing text, when you write at best...
Like a school kid behind his desk on his writing test
Fuck, you must be messed up, the way you address the rest
But I suppose incest musta been hard to digest...
Nearly as hard as the cum daddy left in your chest
Hoes say The Great Father is a master lover.
Hoes also say Dev mashes brothers.
He's a guy with bitch credentials and a box of dildos.
He rocks Mikes, not mics... either way he will blow.
You're a dweeb, a lady and a condom sipper.
Your existence makes as much sense as non-alcoholic liquor.
You're still halfway through a sex change, but what gender are you?
Harm you? Seeing naked men is the only time you're a hard dude.
You made love to Robert Oinkland plus
Dev only appreciates nude male butts.
Yoda has colourful cocks, light sabers which changes colour to the body he socks
Fucked aura last night, laura was busy so her great father laid eggs and said "it is for Spocks'"
So I rang starship troopers to dispatch their troops/to come by take a look at what specie that pest belongs/
Martian,kim kardashian,or a chinese king kong strapped to gay gardener grooming his pubic hair with a sick comb
Ching chong/a chinese motherfucker enters the scene with his "fathers" phone/constipated look like he's gonna dial 911 and shit bomb
His cunt face was so elongated that it occupied more space than his great grandfathers grave
Angels loitering his head,going in circles/looked like running out of toilet paper to clean the pave/meant he wet his panties red
Yus for yoda a broken hymen would be sufficient/now get on the bed,turn around, let me kick push this check mate.
yoda, you can't camouflage generic bars, kid it's a no no...
best you get back to the millennium falcon with Han Solo
damn bro, how you gonna go toe to toe when you’re so low...
couldn’t throw a punch on target if you stood on C3-PO
whoever's been blowin' smoke up your ass, is lacking 1 factor...
and that's...
little green twats don’t rap, so get back to Chewbacca
You fuck face, you bushy little bastard with a duct tape
On your arse hole cuz you're so 'scared' that I'll "DRILL EVERY VAGINA" with my cock++ command "FUCK DEV"
I created you to not be 'brave' but be there
as a universal serial bus stop for every foreign juvenile "pen" drives to rest theirs
UNIX made you so common,your "generic" volume is null,genetically numb and genitally nun(none) with default prayers
"Please Safely Remove me, for thee I'll suck your "clock",wash your clothe and a stay an obedient slave"
Yoda shows no mercy, he hung two and a half men with one rope,pelted poop with a catapult on the pope
So bow down to the master,hoarder of rhymes,schrodinger of dementors,who slows motion of time
Yoda.
Looking above, man I'm confused as to what just happened...
was that just a bunch of gibberish or was that actually you rapping?
what's with all the quotations, plus signs and brackets?
if that was all audio it'd just be pure static you can't hack it.
So Yoda, lets see your force cause you don't seem to wise
Quit You must, cause ain't nobody understand your lines
Man you aint understand shit, cuz your parietal lobe is missing
Thinking with your cerebellum, you may loose your vision
Your momma so fat she had a whale for dinner
Shit brix and now the earths axis is spinnin
Mom jokes, so this is what hip hop has come to
if the greats saw your lyrics they would instantly shun you.
i have you figured out though, Souja Boy is your idol right?
Crank dat flow, man your so dope!...sike
I didn't mean to mislead you, i just can't believe this
you gotta be a bitch, cause there's no way there's a dick between your hips
but you must've known all along that you didn't belong
oh and by the way you spelt bricks wrong...
You're ridiculous,is it a liquor rush? Trying to rhyme sike with right?
You might as well be the next champion of "lick our bush"
Hair is all you have and hair is all you get,rhyming hair with hair and gay with gay,in despair
A breed so sick and rare,you're only found under aids infested childrens beds
Yoda's in the closet he's a nerd that loves gay internet sex talk
so we all know that his content dL since he's a faggot on xbox
Its amusing how you raise children and assess together?
We all know you're dad used to wear latex condom suits over better
fuck the words you speak, those bars you spit aint nice playa
You couldn't slice thru a rap battle even with ur light saber
Rolling up after rolling up
you look at a nigga and be like why this nigga rolling up
won't give a nigga that chance to call his bluff
oh you nice with the hands? I got that chrome we ain't scuffing up
at this distance you gonna need more than luck you fucked
I'll let the bullets talk with the doctor and all that medical stuff
you soft you lost you go around acting like a character you saw?
no balls pause detecting flaws hit you with the sawed off
shotty probably this the end
type death and click send similar to a sniper looking through his lens
I'm animal you can't fend I rock solo with a pen Bishop this dark knight and kill all my friends(get it?)
You thought it be over I'm armed like bold shoulders on my ape shit gorilla soldier
Only a pussy shoots from afar|
Steel to your body while watching your life leak is dark|
Your too far you had the chance to go back|
So this is it no last stand|
Panorama the view, your nowhere in it|
I fear it is your day of reckoning| so listen now as the angel of death sings|
Preaching from the pews|
While your lifeless body is dragged to, a place where there is no return|
Karmas come back and your being burned|
Ceaser
diss'n but missin precision, you're not hitting the target
if 'only a pussy shoots from afar' why are you not markin it?
you're either a pussy too, or you're firing blank cartridges
Im not dissing, im spitting venom, blank cartridges? Ive got plenty of em,
but theyll be refilled,
theyre empty from taking shots at the weak willed,
pop a few pills, no idea why you seem so still,
maybe its cause im fast, most of the time i aint packing no gat,
im more of the slice and slash
Ceaser
You slice and you slash? Cut the shit like a knife to the ass, mom said be a lady don't go fighting with fags//
Or you diking in drag? All hail Cesar? You ain't that ruthless/ No army..no movement.. You ain't No Julius//
You ain't goin do shit, you dissing but you not/ ya bars withered and they Rot/ you'll never make it in this kitchen when it's hot//...... ?
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Im potent,
thats all you need to know,
an injection of me will leave you overdosed,
hopeless and in despair,
girl ill always be there :)
im torn at how you think i could be a dyke,
fighting the fire inside,
blind with rage,
im thinking about dicking you down this day,
but only with your permission, im digging those lips with which your spitting,
please keep hissing ill stay here listening ;)
I wrote that one second, this is my first. It was for fun so dont get mad :b
Ceaser
Dang it was deleted. It was pretty cool lol sorta similar just diff wordplay nothing special haha
Ceaser
Ms.Push showed him the bush now he fallin in love,
now i gotta keystyle a freestyle and diss this bitch above,
by the time i'm finish ceaser gone need a hug,
flows got holes bruh you gone need a plug,
You potent?? Ha! Your style more like it's IMPOTENT,
this cypher got me wasting bars on a simpleton.