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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
Kill Spree
Yall kep gayin shit up AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
Lmao
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
@Lay Doubt.
Your opponent sent his bar in, brother, drop that fire.
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
Soule
@
Lay Doubt.
Your opponent sent his bar in, brother, drop that fire.
Low key forgot I even signed into this bitch ngl lol my b.
I’ll drop somethin by tomorrow.
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I don't see how ppl during the medieval/feudal eras were able to survive wars back then, like the ones where tens of thousands of warriors line up in front of each other then enthusiastically charge at one another with swords drawn. I mean it's one thing to march all the way to the battleground, but then you have to run towards the enemy too when you get there, and by the time you engage in combat you're surrounded by people friend and foe at an arms length from each other, all swinging their swords and shit. I mean If I'm being honest I've got 15 seconds tops before I'm dead.
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I'd fake die and hope to not get trampled. Then if we won I would kill the most heroic man in our army and tell his story as my own. I would return home a hero until my misdeeds were eventually uncovered. Ultimately I would be drawn and quartered, suffering a worse death than I would have on the battlefield
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Lmao yeah you would get trampled. I mean, if you could survive maybe 30 minutes then there would be enough bodies so that faking your death would be plausible. But 30 minutes of me just randomly throwing my spear at people is way too unrealistic. I don't think anybody cared who they killed back then. You could swing your sword and accidentally kill your ally and nobody would give a shit. So maybe you should go in with that mentality where you constantly lingered around the more heroic warriors and just made loud noises waving your sword around to make it look like you're giving it your all, that way it appears that you're making a huge contribution. Everybody would be inspired and rally around you then you can use them as meat shields.
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And what about horses? You expect me to ride a horse that I've loved and nurtured it's entire life into a battle where it's just going to get killed? It's one thing to send me to get killed, but you want my horse to die too? Who the fuck are you to decide who lives or die? Maybe I should just bring the family along, we can all die together, sorry kids General Wang needs us at the frontlines, says we can't win the battle unless us farmer peasants can muster the courage to war with trained battle-hardened warriors.
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
Lay Doubt.
Low key forgot I even signed into this bitch ngl lol my b.
I’ll drop somethin by tomorrow.
ITS ONE BAR FUCK SAKE GAWL YOU CANT WRITE ONE BAR IMMEDIATELY GAWL
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
Wuxia
I don't see how ppl during the medieval/feudal eras were able to survive wars back then, like the ones where tens of thousands of warriors line up in front of each other then enthusiastically charge at one another with swords drawn. I mean it's one thing to march all the way to the battleground, but then you have to run towards the enemy too when you get there, and by the time you engage in combat you're surrounded by people friend and foe at an arms length from each other, all swinging their swords and shit. I mean If I'm being honest I've got 15 seconds tops before I'm dead.
lmao pretty sure that’s not what happened at all in Medieval times and you and fresh both fucking dumb
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
Baron Mynd
lmao pretty sure that’s not what happened at all in Medieval times and you and fresh both fucking dumb
Lmaoo
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
Baron Mynd
lmao pretty sure that’s not what happened at all in Medieval times and you and fresh both fucking dumb
I have a pht in history and can confirm everything we said is factual
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
Wuxia
I don't see how ppl during the medieval/feudal eras were able to survive wars back then, like the ones where tens of thousands of warriors line up in front of each other then enthusiastically charge at one another with swords drawn. I mean it's one thing to march all the way to the battleground, but then you have to run towards the enemy too when you get there, and by the time you engage in combat you're surrounded by people friend and foe at an arms length from each other, all swinging their swords and shit. I mean If I'm being honest I've got 15 seconds tops before I'm dead.
Both sides would agree to a week of choreography lessons from Vlad Tepes before the battle
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Baron Mynd
lmao pretty sure that’s not what happened at all in Medieval times and you and fresh both fucking dumb
Can you elaborate on why Knucklehead isnt HOF?
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
Fresh
I'd fake die and hope to not get trampled. Then if we won I would kill the most heroic man in our army and tell his story as my own. I would return home a hero until my misdeeds were eventually uncovered. Ultimately I would be drawn and quartered, suffering a worse death than I would have on the battlefield
Lol, that’s hilarious.
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If I remember rightly winning the Summer Classic was a conversation starter for HOF. He did that, so I would have no problem with him being in — but he shouldn’t be put in there ahead of me.
Champed
-Summer Classic VIII
-Netcees Battle League
-BA Picture
-BA TagTeam
-Fight Night Cypher I
-Fight Night XXXV
-Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2
vs.
Champed
- Gimmick Battle League
- The Winter Topical
- Topical Martyrs
- Lime Green Poetry Association
- Lyric Olympics
- Art of Writing League
- Guerrilla Writing League (2x)
- Black August II
- Netcees Rebuttal Tourney
- Art of Writing League (x 4)
I’ve more champed accomplishments than the other topical guys currently occupying the HOF. Apparently trolls aren’t allowed in though, hence why both me and Knuck have been excluded all this time.
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Oh, wait, y'all talking about NC. Nevermind.
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NC Full of circle jerking dick riders. If you aren’t liked by Bags you’ll never go anywhere on NC.
He runs that site whether they want to admit it or not which I always thought was very odd.
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Baron should be HOF. I’ve always said it.
Idk about Knuck… I’ve seen that guy troll more than compete, TBH.
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Amen
NC Full of circle jerking dick riders. If you aren’t liked by Bags you’ll never go anywhere on NC.
He runs that site whether they want to admit it or not which I always thought was very odd.
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Baron should be HOF. I’ve always said it.
Idk about Knuck… I’ve seen that guy troll more than compete, TBH.
100 percent on that nc shit
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Fresh
Fuck NC
This.
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If bags runs nc no wonder I didn’t get my accomp
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
3viction
If bags runs nc no wonder I didn’t get my accomp
lol he drove that site into the fucking ground, ironically the fat fuck will be put in one soon
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Nc died with the original I always called they the fake nc
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@Baron Mynd
is the best troll/competitor in the history of text. He is what alot of NC should of modeled themselves after, troll but don't forget to write. He balances it with ease. A LLB Troll will only do that exclusively. A MLB Troll will troll and participate here and there. A HLB Troll is the consummate troll, one able to fulfill its duties as a troll but also make a significant contribution to the site with his ability to write and moderate leagues. A HOF Troll is capable of inspiring LLB Trolls to make something of themselves, guiding the newest generations of troll with their charisma and hard work ethic.
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I should be inducted in to the HOTF.
Hall of Troll Fame then.
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There are currently 3 HLB Trolls on RB with Baron Mynd, Amen, and Zelph. As you can see our activity has increased exponentially. However, with the case of NC, instead of using Baron Mynd and Zelph as a template to sustain and boost activity levels on the site, LLB Trolls began to value themselves a bit higher than they should have, leading to an imbalance where the HLB Trolls were overwhelmed with hordes of Low Level Boarders. This sent NC into decline.
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
Wuxia
There are currently 3 HLB Trolls on RB with Baron Mynd, Amen, and Zelph. As you can see our activity has increased exponentially. However, with the case of NC, instead of using Baron Mynd and Zelph as a template to sustain and boost activity levels on the site, LLB Trolls began to value themselves a bit higher than they should have, leading to an imbalance where the HLB Trolls were overwhelmed with hordes of Low Level Boarders. This sent NC into decline.
This somehow makes so much sense
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
Wuxia
@
Baron Mynd
is the best troll/competitor in the history of text. He is what alot of NC should have modeled themselves after, troll but don't forget to write. He balances it with ease. A LLB Troll will only do that exclusively. A MLB Troll will troll and participate here and there. A HLB Troll is the consummate troll, one able to fulfill its duties as a troll but also make a significant contribution to the site with his ability to write and moderate leagues. A HOF Troll is capable of inspiring LLB Trolls to make something of themselves, guiding the newest generations of troll with their charisma and hard work ethic.
Zelph trolls battles though, which for me personally is not something I’ve ever took part in.
Keep the trolling for the Discussion board.
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Baron Mynd
Zelph trolls battles though, which for me personally is not something I’ve ever took part in.
Keep the trolling for the Discussion board.
Agreed.
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
Wuxia
There are currently 3 HLB Trolls on RB with Baron Mynd, Amen, and Zelph. As you can see our activity has increased exponentially. However, with the case of NC, instead of using Baron Mynd and Zelph as a template to sustain and boost activity levels on the site, LLB Trolls began to value themselves a bit higher than they should have, leading to an imbalance where the HLB Trolls were overwhelmed with hordes of Low Level Boarders. This sent NC into decline.
NC is such trash
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Honestly. If everyone on NC came to RB, there'd be a bunch of trolls but at least we'd have more topical and text heads for competing and more general activity.
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NC equivalent to the LBGTQ community. No real identity & confused.
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Amen
NC equivalent to the LBGTQ community. No real identity & confused.
Lmao fr
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
Amen
NC equivalent to the LBGTQ community. No real identity & confused.
I can definitely see they're confused, considering you don't even grasp that you're one of the most lgtbq mothafuckas that exist
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He can’t be
LGBTQ have bars and he doesn’t
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Re: 1-2 Chat (New Season)
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Originally Posted by
Baron Mynd
He can’t be
LGBTQ have bars and he doesn’t
Touché
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Originally Posted by
Baron Mynd
He can’t be
LGBTQ have bars and he doesn’t
Fact.