If we boxed though you'd be out in the first 10 seconds of the first round.
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If we boxed though you'd be out in the first 10 seconds of the first round.
If, if, that was even a remote possibility of an outcome of you and I in a boxing ring (though I like my chances), I would just call someone with pyromaniac tendencies to go burn down your dildo collection. Let's see how you do with that impeding doom hanging over your head!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
that coming from someone with such an unscrupulous character is a compliment of the utmost. the irony of saying you would stab a low life when you cant get much lower in life than threatening to stab someone over internet beef. things must be really boring in Overbrook.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
@mv @Fresh just fuck and get it over with. Don't lie and say you haven't considered this option.
fresh and MV are just the exact same person so they're having problems getting along with eachother
in a separate universe they would be best friends
this universe sucks :/
Please robert, for the love of dog don't do this! Not my dildoo collection!Quote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
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Bro you are literally the lowest life form on the planet. I would save a Pebble from getting ran over by a garbage truck before you.Quote:
Originally Posted by MV
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Nah I actually have a sense of humor. MV gets butthurt very easily and is softer than baby shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blas
I have also been known as Doctor Onionstein. Why am I telling you this, you may ask?Quote:
Originally Posted by Blas
Well, let me immediately answer that.
For the better part of the last good few decades I have had a love/hate relationship with myself that often ended up with me getting intoxicated and taking advantage of myself sexually, talking both hands on the throttle if you catch my drift. Hell, a decent percentage of that time I would have outsourced that job to a particular female and occasionally a second female (As I don't take text battling seriously at all this means I have not actively sought males for this task).
So in THIS universe I am both my greatest amigo AND harshest critic.
And who suffered as a result? My organs.
And who gained the most? My organ.
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Well, since you asked nicely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
Weren't you a detective, also?Quote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
And was every now and then an airplane!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
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Originally Posted by Fresh
@_Lyrics this true?
Bro lyrics is gonna fuck me up why you tag him like thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Kill Spree
ive honestly been trying to get fresh to let me put the tip in. dude plays hard to get. he acts friendly then when im on the approach he chickens out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blas
Id rather you threaten to stab me with a knife then with a needle... na meanQuote:
Originally Posted by MV
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than*
you gonna take this pin Prick and like it. na meanQuote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
You could rape a ladybug and the bitch'd still be tight, na meanQuote:
Originally Posted by MV
and they dont call you Ladybug upstate for nothing <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
If mv farts in front of a projector, other mens fingerprints appear on the screen
i will take your words at face value. i have never met a more tried and true subject matter expert on men's fingers in mens anuses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
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i think you can hit 20k post before the new year
LmfaoQuote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
The goat.
MV looking like if all the cast members from "don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood" put together in the microwave for 10 minutes
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MV the type of dude to talk shit to greasy teenagers working at McDonald's so they'll spit in his food
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Amen the type of dude who texts his homes goodnight with the hug n kiss emojiQuote:
Originally Posted by Amen
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Homies* damn spell correct
you definitely only watch KOTD.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
And urlQuote:
Originally Posted by MV
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When kotd battles go there lmao
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Battlers* God damn auto correct!
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You definitely only watch Gatineau pornQuote:
Originally Posted by MV
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Gay*
Url fell off bad
Back when Roy Jones Jr. used to text battle people would talk shit until he posted a reveal video then everybody was all polite and shit.
Psh I would flawless Roy Jones jr
i definitely do now. i googled it thanksQuote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
they have some good battles. but i don't like the voting on the app. its super biasQuote:
Originally Posted by King
In text or boxing?Quote:
Originally Posted by King
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I would kept talking shitQuote:
Originally Posted by Wuxia
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Lmao I'll have to Google it tooQuote:
Originally Posted by MV
this seasons highlight is MV calling fresh ladybug <3333
Before I drop can I use a personal about my opponents bar this week or would that be considered feeding and I can only use bars from his previous weeks to make a personal with?
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I love this guyQuote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
You've been texting for 50 years and still don't understand you can't feed off your opponents verse? what duh heckQuote:
Originally Posted by Blue Bayou
Blas a Robohater. I dropt a weak bar on you because I thought voters would know your shit was done and played.Bahriman did Robotrip in round 3 faggot
@Blas is this true? You a Robohater?
nah seems like a cool dude, just haven't liked most of his stuff I've seen
i know he has to come at my neck now cuz his ego was threatened I forgive him
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also i rarely text battle, i come around once every 3 yrs i don't live on here so sry if i haven't seen something <3
is blas an alias?Quote:
Originally Posted by Blas
Lmao do it…. I’ve been the only one to pull the shadiest bar here against greedy in LLL PLAYOFF matchup haha. It was definitely a personal about a bar/concept of mine he barely flipped and used against me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Bayou
no i'm not an alias this is the only name i've had on RB, but i was on some really old forums like rapworlds/ihh
dont do it amen is stupidQuote:
Originally Posted by Amen
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well shit i see a bunch of alias' and i thought u were one of em. pleasure to meet youQuote:
Originally Posted by Blas
happy to make ur acquaintance my good sir
i'm back for one last run at text battlur fame and fortune
Tawk to’emQuote:
Originally Posted by RoboCop
You're gonna hit it big bro. Everyone will know your nameQuote:
Originally Posted by Blas