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i’m always around bars.. i keep a pad and a boatload of ink pens
you’re always around bars too.. hoping drunk faggots’ll goad you home for the evening
if i sucked as much as the Count? the cold embrace of death would be sweet
this subliterate dropped 6 bars, so the Count he really needs is from Sesame Street..
you’re*Quote:
Originally Posted by The Illiterate Immigrant.
YOU DUMB BITCH…
wisdom?!…you don’t even know what a contraction is!!!
when R!can’s mother reflects on birth, a contraction’s what she wishes she never had with his
you’re bad with this. atrocious set ups, horrid punches. you’re exceptional poo.
son how’s it feel to be in a tourney where everyone who’s been here from the start has won money….
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF YOU?!
Can't believe Bag used the Knoxville in Jackass punch.. Now all we're left with is crumbs.
How's this American talking ancient wisdom when all we get from Jack-n' Theoriez is plagiarism?
Face it, listen. You're both two apes in prison. All you know about is Reaganism and 1980's television.
You supress your instincts and dress as women. So if they're into-sex-you-know it's modern feminism.
Fuck contractions, you're a walking contradiction. And Theoriez suck like post-structural metaphysics.
nigga plagiarism? you mean like a paper written with a late revision whose author failed at proper placement given to statements that make a mention?
sigh.. Shaman, you retarded gay physician the only reason i even respond to you is so i’m never accused of ableism
you a fake religion in a faith collision vs a God MC, so play position
cuz with an XBox, a PS12, Switch or PC paid subscription you still couldn’t game the system
he dont know but shit bouta get lit when i flip a switch, this shit just seems off..
attacks from these glocks, gon floor him witha redcross and knock his roof clean off, like poor foundation but its the beams fault..
watch i have jackass spinoff like bam margera have him crashout over these pops, when he get his bean stalked...
Who the fuck pays a subscription to their PC? You need to get off your Nokia phone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
You're so broke you can't afford a loan. You grew up in a foster home cuz of your Mother Jones.
She'd suck a bone for a Toblerone, spitting off the dome not to swallow blows like boxing pros.
You're a con artist, bitch. Your awful poems can't fuck with Holmes like Watson prose.
FaqEyeReddit bouta be another black guy deaded
gat rearrange this cat by sections so when you hear it go RaqEyeFeddit (rack, i fed it)
& Lmao Shaman you never heard of a computer game? this dude is lame
i’d have thought ya mom’s cooter paid for one since she be gettin ran thru like commuter trains
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Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
we don’t care bout hallow he can go for heavens sake..
and still/steel burn him wit these arms i got — hell tah’ raise..
Lead get clapped heads get tapped, you’ll see Jackass gone but a head in laps if he mention race..
pull out the heat, it’s a government issue leave blood poor-an-out the street, till fam get a box for free, like section 8..
FaqEyeReddit's more overrated than that asswit Drake and the rapper Kendrick. There, I said it.
No Grammy's sacred. You need to be strong-armed like Armstrong to scratch his record.
And Jack is ancient. Still wasting his time playing games in his auntie's basement.
You'd think this fascist went to a campus, hating, since his PC went through cancellation.
Fuck that, I'll make Reddit Stop & Plead.. he gettin Cased..Quote:
Originally Posted by FaQEyeReddit
But Aint no judge, Lawyers, Cops & fees or Concessions Made..
If Faq Approach this ring where Vets Engage? Aint no love, its Just his Rape..
He Aint no thug, he Sweet as Cake, he get Ate after a couple of lumps & gettin Baked..:cards
I’ll put it on Ion… like I mispronounced onion! that was kinda weird.
You think my ‘peers include Ion’? Nah we’re ‘pioneers’.
I’ll shoot your leg-Ion, if you seek to harm me you gon need an army.
It’s a fact-Ion, these your people? hardly.
It’s blatant to see, that try as u might, ur metal puns are tainted to me
So I’ll do us a favour and get virb in my iron sight n shoot all without taking a fe
Virb you a little dude, We ride? You take the Carseat :spank:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
He still green, Watch me Cut this Herb up.. Straight Parsley
My Arts be so far above your Skill set, can't chart these
Words, & since Virb is a Mark, rename him Sharpie :laugh:
Ion's from a bygone era like Saigon. I'm from the future like Chinese cyborgs in Taiwan.
Metatron's a transformer, right? No, I'm wrong: A former trans. So it ain't cuz he robbed a bank if he's caught wearing nylon.
You're the type of guy the feds have a file on. But in jail it's some different cakes he gets his files from.
You keep talking car talk. But if my dawg's ever charged, son: Fuck dropping bail, he's inst. out (Bailey's in stout) from a car bomb.
Yeah I’ll take the car seat, bitch, you’ll be in the trunk with grazed knees.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ion Metatron
Called me a herb, then observe as your bae leaves.
I’mma burgle your home studio with my mate Steve, we some great thieves, gonna take the pc where you make all your breakbeats…
You just called us marks (/Marx) and yeah it’s the same steez coz your means of production’s about to get straight seized.
You ain't the Real Deal, just a Working Man's MC. Waving a red flag like Bernie Sanders, G.
Cuz we all know Virb's been planting trees. But I've been freeing writers since I worked for Amnesty.
And I just moved and left my studio. So you got a mic, some pads and some fresh turntables?
No sour grapes here, but if you say you got the lion's share we know it's all from Aesop's fables.
Said I’m “planting trees”, who’d believe it?
Goes to show you’re supposed to know you’re superseded.
I’m planting trees? sow what? you guessed wrongly,
Digging holes in the woods then they’re for the dead bodies.
Nah, you ain't planting seeds, although you had his nuts in your hands before you burried Chree.
You went for a romantic spree but got raw checked. That's why it ended with The Blair Witch P.
Virb's a grammar fiend that cares for his anagrams. A Rare Breed like American battle rap.
A nerd that wants to be first so bad you can catch him camping at rap events, his natural habitat.
Damn, Noone'll ever Bite The Shaman's verses.. & THATS A FACT!!
Read that shit 3 times & be like "Nah he can Have it back"
& thats a Sad tale, like missing Kids When cops lack trails
Prolly never see him rise to the top.. like hunting Black Whales
Yeah I do like anagrams fam, facts…Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
Fuck a Shaman CD, gimme the Damn CaSh.
Mate, I’ll cremate you in this rap clash…
Yeah I’mma turn Shaman to man aSh.
You can't bite me, that's a fact. Cuz you be higher than Amsterdamn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ion Metatron
Read The Shaman 3 times, then I'm behind you like Candyman.
With a beehive and a hatchet hand. So keep dialing an ambulance.
You'll still be hanging in that cell when the police find you like Sandra Bland.
You’re all here to cypher with the rightful winner, bro we can flow back and forth like a tidal river then I’mma go to the bank like a tired swimmer.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
Shit’s so poetic I’d make Byron shiver. you were a fine beginner. I hoped given time you might deliver something more than your whiny filler.
Your whip ain’t shit bitch, thought your ride was iller but I’d like to differ, buried so many bodies by my private villa now I drive a digger.
And you might consider, you tried to bite Miracle, this site’s vital pillar… please, you’re hardly a violent killer but you do appear like Candyman coz you relied on Mira.
Virb's so rash he wont be rocking Gore-Tex to shoot up his office complex.
So if he's over thinking it's cuz headbutting messed up his frontal cortex.
There's a reason the EU has an agency to protect the borders: Frontex.
Cuz England's recognized for their pedophiles living in the North of Sussex.
You think I'd pray for a Miracle? That's less than empirical. Don't think I'm lame and hysterical just cuz The Shaman is spiritual.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
Why such hatred and vitriol? Maybe try some meditational rituals or a vacation to Israel, and either way, lower your expectations of winning, dude.
Cuz you have more filler on your lips than there's silicon in bitches from Richmond or The Hills. And the only reason you drive a digger's cuz you're living in a ditch.
I can beat you like a seasoned vet and eat you like a piece of cake. So my expectation of you beating J. is lower than the interest rates on my Copenhagen real estate.
Bow to the best, slice the pound of his flesh I’mma take in payment just to make statement…Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
He said that I’m rash, and he ain’t mistaken… if I’m rash then he’s rasher… now this Danish bacon.
Ay you got publicly owned and I’ll take it the farthest; you’re hardly a marksman and plainly a Marxist.
Shooting range shit, I aim for paper regardless, and it ain’t red ink that’s gon be staining the carpet; if I shot up the office it’s a blatant advantage coz you couldn’t even fuck up a stationary target.
I've got more style than Flaubert when I write with the flair of Francois de Voltaire to define modern life like Charles Baudelaire.
You're still reading Byron? That's rare. Are you a Vicodin heir reclined in a chair or a child that's in care by a Chinese au pair?
Or a 19th century pirate with sight that's impaired? Guess that's why you get scared when brothers Wright out of thin air.
And that's a nice try, but I ain't a Marxist, mon frere. Why, do you ask? Cuz I ain't on oxy, moron. That's why I own shares.
You're a vegan except for your hunger for guys gravies,Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
no maybes and no, you cannot bear babies.
Stop asking to be impregnated, your needs are fabricated.
You're going to sass until your derriere is desecrated.
You firmly believe the solution to your problems are throbbers.
You steal semen samples at a clinic and call yourself bank robber.
You dont pick up his calls unless he is offering sex.
You lost your posterior virginity like you lose battles of word, mind, and text.
Post Script Prediction- @TheShaman will reply with something effeminate and pointless, guaranteed.
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Post Script Prediction- @TheShaman will only be able to comfort himself with several nude sailors.
Yo lemme check my pseudo-intellectual battle rapper bingo card…Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
TheShaman mentioning Voltaire, thinking that shit goes hard
Bingo!
You’re not rich you’re a fucking hobo, you’ve not got shares (/Cher’s) like Sonny Bono when she went fucking solo, and that shit’s a lot…
I’mma cut you up and shove your body in the biggest pot, boiling your bones since you said you’re getting into stocks.
Yo Virb, if you ever killed The Shaman, you'd get the 30 for going against your God like Judas.
Cuz I do this for myself. So if I'm ghost writing it's the Posthumous Memoirs of Bras Cubas.
I don't care what you think is hard. You're all the same like Norman Bates' business cards.
But I'm full of goodwill. So when I pick up chicks in bars, homie's like "My boy's wicked smart!"
This like the ending of the second gospel, we’ll see this mark suffer.
Bro you compared me to Judas? what a daft fucker.
Witness it, I’ll win this shit and profit off it, keep calm brother,
This something I’mma go to the goddamn bank-wit’, like the last supper.
My demons got advocates so sleazy and adament they could make the Christian protagonist Jesus of Nazareth appear in the Vatican and kneel to a Catholic priest in the chapel, receiving the sacrament by kissing his hand and admitting the fact that the leading evangelists Peter and Matthew were secretly faggots, and that his feet had her hair on them cuz him and Iscariot took turns skeeting on Magdalene. Yo, I'm beating a flagellant cuz you're clearly a masochist if you believe in that sack of shit they be feeding the pastorates. The only way you'll be meeting your banker's if you're dealing with scams from a city in Bangladesh. So it ain't the last supper just cuz I'm drinking a Sazerac and eating this Bag of chips.
For a second I thought dude was coming back, and then I realized this dude doesn't know how to rap.
He rhymes wow every third or fourth count, His shots are like two kids playing nerf at your house.
To say the least It's at least comedic. It's the work of a stand-up comic slash paraplegic.
Simply put you're just a random plethora of thought. With so much A.D.D you look like Angelicas doll.
Motion So "dull" they can't even see you in the back row, they're forty feet in the air, yeah you are that small.
having to read this faggot’s lyrics has left me distraught.. i’m weak, b.
rap requires suspension of disbelief.. but to see you as a Main Character or even an MC? requires all thoughts to halt completely
you wanna talk about back rows asshole? well that’s where we load these weapons..
approach bro aggressing, blows connecting you hear his bones compressing… & that’s how i turn wherever you’re seated to the nosebleed section…
this lame’s inane. hella heroin enflames his brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
i’ll carve Jesus into his syringe since he keen on takin the Savior’s name in vein
get slain for gain. i’ll give you 1 cut for every dollar this campaign has lain.
they’ll have to sift you through a drainage strain.. remain in ya lane…
Sam set sixteen bars as befits your ability, you wanted to change it and ditch the rigidity…Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
You said “more?” I said “sure!” with my typical dignity and was glad of the room for more lyrical imagery….
Twenty four bars… we set a figure specifically…
You think that 8 got me tilted? I could do this shit for infinity.
Too many syllables verb, u wordy nerd, that’s not how we fight here so when it comes to crunch time
You can do it to infinity and beyond but we’d be reading a light year until we EVENTUALLY reached ur punchline
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Originally Posted by Virbius
Oh? or is this what you actually did?:
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Originally Posted by Virbius
smh…Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
what a way for this wack fellow to back peddle.. kid telling gruesome fables
you be swinging from one of Knox’s cack pebbles to the other even before the sack settle.. shit look like Newton’s cradle
this rap rebel attracts devils like black metal.. but i knew some angels
think you’ll survive when Jack wrestle? it’s Sabu’s attack level - before you die you gettin thrown THROUGH SOME TABLES!!!
Newton’s cradle:
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Sabu ^ R.I.P to the Hardcore GOAT.
Aww we got ourselves a bladecoat brawler? well that’s hella cute.
My art of war’s more armoured core, I execute in mechasuits.
Sam said he’d be fire, what a mean liar!
Catch a puncture wound in his flat, it’ll seem dire, they really threw Jack under the bus, he should re-tire.
Virb has sex with guys in private & lies to hide it
pretending that he slide vaginas but can’t deny the science
they say HIV mostly affects faggots but he tryna change that stigma in this rising climate…
so he climbs his highest where everyone can eye his signage and replies defiant:
“MY NAME IS VIRBIUS I’M HERE TO PUT THE ‘BI’ IN “VIR-US!!”
[ well that’s what he means to say, but here’s how we’d hear it: ]
“MY NAME ITH VIRBIUTH I’M HERE TO PUT THE ‘BI’ IN “VIR-UTH!!”
my bars are insane have you seeing kyle rittenhouse middle LA
Wondering how many guerillas I could take.
probably eight hundred, We all laughing at Jack cuz he aint funny.
He looking at tik tok straight tuggin, vape buzzin taken more hits than J budden.
you get jumped by fake dummy's