I luh ass n tiddies. Girl gotta have both though.
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I luh ass n tiddies. Girl gotta have both though.
reminds me is that Kanye line “she gotta ass than can swallow up a g string. but up top, uhn, 2 bee stings” lmao
anyone peep the new Crow joint? eh i guess 6 pages with no mention says everything.
Crow was ass tbh. Bill did the best he could with what he had and him using a katana was cool BUT Twigs ruined every scene with her Gothic Shelley Duvall ass acting, the script was awful, story left a lot to be desired and soundtrack sucked.
I absolutely refuse to watch that crow movie. The only one worth watching is the first one with Brandon Lee.
This weekend I had the niece over. She has never seen Talk To Me so we watched that. I forgot how good fun that movie is.
If you never seen it, it actually has a pretty off premise. Its about these kids that have an embalmed hand. When someone grabs it, they will see a ghost. They can invite that ghost to possess them and the other kids just film the crazy shit that happens after possession. You have 90 seconds to break the connection though, or the ghost can sort of permanently possess you.
It felt a bit like It Follows in tone and how it was filmed. Some pretty good acting and truly creepy moments littered throughout. Its one of the few horror films that have a satisfying ending.
And i know it has nothing to do with Halloween, but we also watched Transformers One. . it was actually a really dope movie if your into Transformers. I dont even watch animated shit much and i thoroughly enjoyed it.
damn lol. way to kill a franchise. i loved Crow & Crow: City of Angels.. i feel like that world would be better served in a show outlet, like Tales of the Crow or something that doesn’t necessarily have to do with the Crow but just takes place in the universe surrounding the story & sometimes interacting with characters from the canon. what i hate about the new one is that dude gives off the same vibes as Suicide Squad Leto Joker.. i’ll still watch it just to check it off the list but i’m gonna be reallllyyy blazed while viewing so it might just turn into an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 lmao.
Talk to Me was indeed really enjoyable. the ending payoff was well executed. Tarot was good as well, i feel like the two could be part of the same world.
speaking of shared worlds, most underrated horror film i’ve ever seen is Cabin in the Woods. straight fire movie. i was so pissed when i saw a series called Cabin in the Woods on HBO max & it turned out to be some true crime bullshit & not a venture into the world the movie was based in.
but yea, TF1 was pure illness. i’ll watch any and everything with the Transformers stamp on it.
Love Cabin in the Woods. Talk to me was good too. I also love It Follows. Can't wait for the sequel.
Five Nights at Freddy's was surprisingly solid. Willy's Wonderland too.
i thought 5NaF was decent but Willy’s Wonderland was fucking everything 5 Night’s should’ve been honestly. & the music was ill too. i downloaded the soundtrack lol.
right now i’m watching a show called Channel Zero on Amazon +.. i guess it’s based off creepypastas? finished the 1st & 2nd seasons, 6 episodes each. surprisingly interesting show. some good writing. definitely worth a check out.
I'm watching Kingdom for thr 5th time. MMA Drama show with Frank Grillo, Jonathan Tucker and Jonas brother. It's my number one.
Taking the family to see Venom 3 right now. Low expectations but Hardy is a legend.
Just finished up Hysteria on Peacock
Pretty good mini series. Bruce Cambell was awesome per usual. It reminded me of the early 80's when every bible thumper on earth thought rock/metal was going to turn their kids into Satanic spawns of hell lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvZgqDzUSGI
Very slick movie. Good murder / revenge plot. Super creepy. This is the one of the better ones ive seen lately. My only small nitpick is it has that blue/grey color filter over it. I don't know why do that as i feel it adds nothing... but anyway, it makes for an awesome late night movie watch.
I've seen about half of it. Pretty good.Quote:
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Just finished Venom 3. Pretty disappointing. A few solid spots and Hardy did his best but the writing was awful and they dropped the ball every possible way.
well to be fair, it certainly tried lol… now it’s mainstream rap & pop’s turn..Quote:
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Bruce Campbell doesn’t miss. i wish they pushed forward with Ash v Freddy v Jason. they still could. maybe i should start a petition that will go nowhere lol.
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when they announced the title i knew it was gonna be asscheeks. i mean, niggas couldn’t come up with a better tag line than “The Last Dance”? shit immediately reminded me of “Save the Last Dance” with Rudy from Halloween: Resurrection & i was pissed about that lmao. the writers room for these Sony Spiderverse movies must just sit there sniffing bath salts while rewriting old scenes from past successful movies using the characters they’re focusing on now. but they make sure to make the re-enactments as boring as possible & horribly cliched for nostalgia purposes.Quote:
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Morbius - poop chunks. Madame Spider - old splat pads. Venom 2 - lmao Woody’s hair.
Kraven is the only Sony Spiderverse movie that looks any good, but i know it’s only because they always put only the best parts in their trailers to hype everyone up, then when you watch the film, it’s just a highlight reel of trailer footage interspliced with streaks of hot dumpster juice.
Watched Trap.
It was cool seeing Hartnett back in a leading role and he knocked it out of the park as the serial killer family man. The movie itself was pretty straight forward and predictable but still not bad. Not as good as Split but better than Glass and Old.
yoooo i literally just booted up Trap on HBO max. bouta watch it rah naaoooo
^this guy guzzles cock
Peeped Trap. haven’t seen Hartnett in a while, dude was almost unrecognizable. damn he was great in this movie. played the sociopath role to a T. shit was surprisingly funny as well.. i liked how they drummed up the danger of his character without needing to show his kills. also like how they kinda payed homage to earlier slasher films like F13th w/ the visions & Loomis from Halloween w/ the profiler’s demeanor.