Supersoaker
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Supersoaker
power hose
Pick Axe
garden hose
Golf Club
set your head atop the tee take my stance and take a swing continuously take the the club to your dome until there's a big hole in the back of your skull that starts to bleed
jumbo sharpie
Needle
sledgehammer
Can of Mase lol
wtf?^
can opener...
Crisco!!
Rope
grabbing the rope then throwing you on my boat tying it to the sail putting it around your throat then kicking the chair from under you watching you struggle and choke hitting you with a bat like a pinata laughing at you like a fucking joke i wont be satisfied until your neck makes a snapping noise how can u murder with no poise in your rhymes boys?
kill someone with a guinea pig
Guillotine
A saw
My Elbow
A big mac.. I'll explain if you need me to
so no one even writes anthign anymore.. just pickes weapons? nice cypher
I haven't even seen anyone rap in here actually. Maybe in previous pages..
chitown ape let me kill you with a few different objects, i'll kill you with a steel gate leave you impaled and left to die and while you bleed to death ill hit up your moms so she can munch my tube steak its too late dude you gay, return to your dying body and take a power drill to ya face then chop ya toes off then cut ya leg off and the knee then amputate you at the waist with a chain saw all while u watching ya sister get raped
kill 'em wit' da flo'
This is no cypher lol
amy winehouse?
rehab clinic. lol
rehab clinic. lol
Guitar String
i'll kick u in the balls
i'll knock you out and throw you over niagara falls
i'll watch you strugle in the water for a-bit
the pull out my ak and end this-shit
Coat Hanger
pliers
i pay you 5 bucks an hour to work on my house
fuck up? id take them pliers shove em straight down your mouth
spaghetti
A Rock
fuck with me ill beat ya ass with da rock son,
den tie u up in spaghetti n hang u n wait till death come.
Axe
my dick
blow torch
With Podge in sight, forget it kid.
Fuck the blowtorch, I'll come cockslap you senseless with Gestures dick...
Next:
A rhyming dictionary
head to barnes and nobles promised you starbucks to keep you hopeful, get out the car and walk into the building a look on your face that makes you appear to be softer than cream filling, head straight for the dictionary section im so excited for the past 2 minutes i've been holding an erection, goto the rhyming section glance at your grill to see a pale complexion pull out a book then hit you with it on the back of your head mother fucker your dead dont know why this was so long when that was all that was needed to be said next person to go, kill somebody with a bimbo loaf of bread
Most of the board know that I'm gutter.
I could kill you with a Bimbo, but it wouldn't be fair on Uncontrollables mother.
Next: Teacup
something tells me this dude thinks of the end of his punches first, then adds shit in the beginning that makes it sound like some ill shit was dispersed, look heat some coffee up and put some in a tea cup, then splash it in your eyes, which only left you minor burns on your face and on your D CUPS but im satisfied cause your blind lookin like u wearin a disguise it wasn't a surprise when i found your crew and murdered all those guys with a tea cup your rhymes lookin like they were beat up
faulty wiring
You walk in ya house and flip the switch on to ya lights
Faulty Wiring, and shock yo ass, till you look like a light bright...
Bombs