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WOOOOOOOOOOO SET IT FRESH!!!!
Song battle 3 verses gotta have didgeridoo let's goQuote:
Originally Posted by Blue Bayou
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONG BATTLE??
DO WE BOTH SING MARIAH CAREY OR SOMETHING AND SINACOG VOTES??
INNNNN
“Everyone is breaking the rules so I thought it would be a great decision to really put myself out there and join in”Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
Fuck off ya wank
Stop bullying me you dick. Fitz started it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kill Spree
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I heard Blue Bayou put him up to it
Sorry bro I’m high on life
My bad Knoxville
Sorry for snitchinQuote:
Originally Posted by Fitzgerald
It’s okay but just remember- Snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers
Can I get a walker that turns into a seat
Yeah if you're going to put him in a walker you have to at least buy him a fancy one
Show some respect
Blinged out walker w/a seat and all weather wheels for your Canadian ass
Can I get an umbrella and Toronto raptors season tickets too
And yet in years past when I openly speculated that certain members of the local community were engaging in sexual congress amongst each other, which we can now also refer to as copulating, I was public enemy number ONE.
How the years go by.
I personally cannot believe they were copulating with eachother
a truly shocking discovery..
We all have our needs
Now what you fellows may not know is that I've been around. Around. Lore of my drunken exploitations run amok here are of legend here. You see, back in the day it was considered the advent of the demise of one's reputation if a member of the legendary Senate deemed that you partook in the smooching of pickles.
You young'ns don't know what it was like back then, I tell you!
The glory days
I just saw this. Some folks have stated his wife may or may not be a fella.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Bayou
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You remember The Senate? Good times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
I was honored to be a part of it
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Or as kill Spree calls it the glory hole days. But things haven't changed for himQuote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
nonono, not a FELLA??
Some have said. You'll find masterpieces in the Lounge. He once did a collaborative battle with Cody Phoenix against a legend.
But alas... my return, however brief, is not to torment Spree or Amen or anyone in particular aside from jestful banter.
Please don't leave brotha this shits dead we NEED YOU
i can totally picture robert narrating a documentary on the serengeti
I have a xmas party out of town today and won’t have time to set up playoffs till late night or tomorrow
The champ is here
Be mindful while driving, drink in moderation and carry some rubbers in case you meet someone at the party and you want him to jingle your bells safely. Have fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kill Spree
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Thanks for introducing me, toots. You know how to make a man feel welcome and shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
You know what they say, you can tell how good a person is not by the way they treat their equals but the way they treat those worse than themQuote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
Bracket & matches will be set this evening.
Well, you know what I say? Anyone who puts mayo or pickles on their burger is not getting a fucking invite to my BBQ.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
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But...Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalanx
does this excite you?
What if its a chicken burgerQuote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
Ranch is ok, mayo and pickles can go have a 3way with Cody Phoenix (meaning far the fuck away from my BBQ).Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
Mayo and ketchup on a burger
Ranch is the lowly man's mayo. I've lost some respect for ypuQuote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
Mayo on a burger is god tier GROW UP MAN
I also don't rly fuck w ranch
Chipotle mayo with pickles on chicken burger is the best
So... y'know them commercials from back in the day
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Originally Posted by Commercial From Back In The Day
Well, the reason I bring this up is that mayo is a gateway drug to cock. However, unlike the aforementioned commercial there is no bridging from one horrible substance to another: mayo consumption for pleasure will quickly and swiftly lead to consumption of gentleman ooze by means subtle and depraved all the same.
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If the wording wasn't clear enough; mayo on burgers leads to tube steaks with cream sauce.
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Oh, and I ALMOST forgot that "pickle smoocher" is worse as a literal term than it's euphemism indicating one makes intimate oral contact with the phallus of another.
