This or That

get greedy with the L

pitching or catching... aka baseball

Pitching

Play or watch sports

if I was younger I'd say play.............. watch sports

punchlines or wordplay

punches

joe budden or git fresh?

uhhhhhhhhhhh..............joe budden

coffee or tea

coffee(doctored)

text message or call

Texty

Getting punched in face by random black guy
or
Getting punched in face by random mexican guy
LOL

Getting punched in face by random black guy because I don't wanna get my hands all greasy when I hit back lol.

friends with benefits or a wifey?

Longterm wifey

Only child or have siblings

Siblings


Navy or Coast Guard?

Coast Guard

Be in jail for life
or
get killed to where u suffer for 3 days straight

Jail for life.

Hamburgers or Hotdogs?

Hamburgers

Lil wayne or Drake?

lil wayne

fuck sarah silverman twice and get a light saber for your own personal use
or
fuck megan fox

fuck sarah silverman twice. Ive always wanted a light saber :)


Get head by Amy Winehouse or Cut your dick off