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Originally Posted by MUFF

Dude, get the entire fuck off my dick.

I don't even know you, yet you've be tailing my posts for the last couple days.

Bro you are a discussion poster or w e u guys call yourselves.

How about you manifest some talent otherwise stfu n keep my name out of your mouth,

Boy

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So I try and help you stop being so boring you have to reboot your computer every 4 minutes because you put it to sleep... yet you whine at me like a Betty Crocker without flour?

Talent in the written word would come very simply to me because I am well spoken, witty, and able to generate ideas that are my own. You, however, seem to have studied teenage textcees for years and captured their angst and mannerisms down to a T. I get on Amen's case sometimes for acting like a textcee but never have I seen someone dredge up the drake-wannabe act so hard like you do.

How about you manifest even a shred of self-identity and creativity but still shut the hell up anyway

Girl

Lmao at you rhet...
I did not take notice to it
You're a hilarious character, man
I see what you doing though... STOP IT and write 'disses' tbh lol

@Not N Nice
i'm just makin peace with myself bruh keep on doin you

Who's the Thomas dude? Lmao

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Originally Posted by Not N Nice

Who's the Thomas dude? Lmao

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Hi! I'm Father Thomas, local role model. How can I help you achieve your path of enlightenment today?

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Originally Posted by Father Thomas

So I try and help you stop being so boring you have to reboot your computer every 4 minutes because you put it to sleep... yet you whine at me like a Betty Crocker without flour?

Talent in the written word would come very simply to me because I am well spoken, witty, and able to generate ideas that are my own. You, however, seem to have studied teenage textcees for years and captured their angst and mannerisms down to a T. I get on Amen's case sometimes for acting like a textcee but never have I seen someone dredge up the drake-wannabe act so hard like you do.

How about you manifest even a shred of self-identity and creativity but still shut the hell up anyway

Girl

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If it comes easy to you..I implore you to write a decent verse against ANYONE.

btw ur anology sucks

apparently Neil degrade Tyson fkn pre ordained to be a great text battle because he's well spoken.

Your out of touch. Go get some air

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Pardon the typos

Role model = ? Entertainment = !!!
Get them mad, though

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"Got em" oops

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Originally Posted by MUFF

If it comes easy to you..I implore you to write a decent verse against ANYONE.

btw ur anology sucks

apparently Neil degrade Tyson fkn pre ordained to be a great text battle because he's well spoken.

Your out of touch. Go get some air

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It's inert ability vs. passion, the former I am overabundant with but the latter almost none. Your arguments would work if I was also a textcee like you who sits in my room all day listening to yung joc and jibbs (again, like you) and where I would only work 12 hours a week at walgreens to focus all of my energy on text battles (like you). My passions for text battling just aren't there.

It's this apparent lack of your ability to actually aim your insults at the individual that you're trying to mar that is why you have outed yourself as my inferior in an artform that I have no passion for while it is your entire life.

For a demonstration, I will now map out a typical conversation you have with people. In this case it'll be Raul, your coworker at Walgreens


Raul: sup
Muff: hey... so, after your shift, you doin anythin?
Raul: nah no plans whats up
Muff: yo i gotta show you my most prized possession son... got me some precious medal. A trophy, it means my life
Raul: word? a trophy, word up. made of precious metal that's whats up
Muff: nah, it's a medal. I can show you right now
Raul: aite word up
*Muff shows him his RB profile*
Raul: so where's your prize, you took a picture and posted it on this rapbattles site?
Muff: nah, it IS on the site, that little gray dot. Spent days locked up in my room to get this. Shit was so hardcore i was ignoring my chores list on the fridge for days son. Got my ass whupped by my moms but thats part of this gangsta rapper life.
Raul: So you're a rapper?...
Muff: yeah, kinda. I'm like high school computer class mixed with eminem and dmx
Raul: Yeah... yo, i forgot I got plans later, peace
Muff: ...but I got wine coolers...

Dude like 45

w/ that gimmick

Pathetic

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You know how old n tired that premise is right?

GOT NO LIFE'S

YET..lol I've been here for 7 years n I guarantee uve been more active here than i.

U know why?

Because I work for a living.

Real work

No walgreens

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N lol @ look at my rb profile.
I barely battle here

U so unfamiliar

So out of ur element

Lol

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BTW that was corny as hell

Ur 45 old blk guy for sure

@MUFF vs. @Father Thomas

But I got wine coolers lmao

So you realize now I care so little about your life that I don't make fun of anything but your hardcore textcee persona?
Also, sitting at a computer taking days to write a text battle doesn't at all count as "real work".

My one and only wish for you is that you'd drop the whole internet thug textcee gimmick and act like someone who's actually made contact with humans that wasn't on text battle rap forums.

and my wish for you is drop the whole pompous asshat thing u got going on.

I didn't antagonize u. I said something about a 35 yr old dude named Clarence n uve been trying to kill me ever since

Lmfao

First I lambasted you for needlessly attacking 37 year old men named Clarence... and then saw the banal drollness of your posts and thought "Gee, this guy needs a father figure to look up to so he can converse with humans and not have them walk away midway through his second sentece"

I been seeing that shit alot what the fuck is banal

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damn i'm uneducated.
thought it was slang. real word and shit. ironic