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Because fuckin joe boston be like "yo eggbert you call me mayonnaise muffin so lemme make mayonnaise shot outta ya mushroom" and shit like that. Though he's not the only one doing shit like that. There is a contingent here who are very displeased that I eat steak drink beer and shmooze women instead of eating soy drinking chardonnay and courting males.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amen
Can't you just be normal for one day?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eggbert
God damn you need a new gimmick cause this shit's getting redundant as fuck
*waits for a rebuttal about how reduntantly queer someone else is*
God speed fresh. God speed
Like "ima scissor kick you in the head"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
This is a land where individuals boast and brag and flaunt traits that are unmanly, anti-masculine or even the very antithesis of what it means to be a man (like tattling or bragging about text battles like it's life). So along comes Eggbert who seeks to use humorous shame tactics to encourage decency among men here. Face it, queenie, for every normal man just trying to do stuff on here like Killing Spree there are two who prance around with limp wrists fluttering about with spongy spines and blossoming ovaries like Greedy and Boston, or two who stumble around making "jokes" that are so far from funny that in comparison me calling the same dude queer 103 times is funny like Muff and Amen.
Or are you going to "put those hands on me", which by the way comes across as you trying to battle my downstairs 1-2. So I will continue my gimmick as it is both satirical and it amuses me in the same way it amuses you when you date MEN and then laugh at them when they fail your Sex in the City fan quiz.
I am not going to read that, but my scissor kick thing is something I say in real life, and I say it muchhhhhh less than u talk about queers and heterosexuals. I highly doubt you sound like a 14th century squire talking about queers and stuff lol
w/e dude
Actually, I had a week in my office where it was 13th century themed and all who participated would get a bonus for the week. So that invalidates your argument since it went off... smashingly. You'd be surprised how I save all of my funny gay jokes for this site... or maybe you wouldn't. Also, funny thing...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
I can back my gimmick with superior intelligence, astounding literacy, heroic wisdom, and my legendary broad spectrum of education. But in the end, the denizens here have proven to be completely incapable of understanding a persona of that spectrum so I resort to calling people queer.
lmao
heroic wisdom
Come to think of it, one of the best parts of being "that guy who just calls people queer" is that this is the only place in the world I don't get begged for help and information. And it sure is fun to not be taciturn here... and telling people to drink dicks is pretty fun after boring days talking about linear socioeconomic polices weighed against multiple political and financial platforms.
I enjoyed the minks gimmick better calling people queers isn't gonna change the fact that they're queers
@Eggbert
Yo Egg is always dickriding KS I swear that's gotta be spree and he just made a different account or something to up himself
Trust me, I have noticed. That part has devolved into mostly for my amusement, but it sometimes helps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
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Most of your profile is dedicated to Killing Spree, so this just doesn't apply at all you dick sipper.Quote:
Originally Posted by IAmRhetoric
notice it's negative tho.
he's a bitch and people gotta know it. you really be fuckin with his underwear meat banana bro
Lmao your a clown bro. U haven't been here long. I've beefed with TGF plenty. So stfu faggot and let grown folks talkQuote:
Originally Posted by IAmRhetoric
Attention is attention, you're trying to play hard to get so you can be his wife. You want to be his Mrs. to his Mr., don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by IAmRhetoric
Don't you?!Spoiler: