bro i tried thoseQuote:
Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff
they tasted exactly like biscuits and gravy
which is what made them gross
idk it was weird
biscuits and gravy is weird in chip form
and they smelled terrible
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bro i tried thoseQuote:
Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff
they tasted exactly like biscuits and gravy
which is what made them gross
idk it was weird
biscuits and gravy is weird in chip form
and they smelled terrible
I have to taste that sorcery n see for myself
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if see some fried chicken chips iono wtf ima do
lol sike
ima grab some n hide em under a loaf a bread like a bitch buying vagisil
i wwnt in with low exoectations and was correct in that
Yoo
wut yp young goon
What's good muff
shit im coolin
bout to catch a lil bit zzz so I can wake up n watch the seahawks game wit ol girl
ion even like the seahawks but ima be in that bitch rooting like go SEAHAWX GO!
then im diving in. iono if ill be back today or tonight lmao. or tomorrow morning. we'll see
nothings due so im good.
Got dam lenox.
Sup slim jesus. Na im playin. Hows shit going tho? School good?
Haha Lamar odoming
Peace
& ya its goin good greedy.. I only failed trig this marking period with a 45.. Passing everything else.. What's with u
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Good with u*^
shits been great tho actually
I aintseen u in awhile
Cooling bro. Bout to go full muffy on this P.R chick from the hospital.
hell yea. that's what the fuck im talking about
Fellas... Where's the beer and lasagna w/ 8 different cheeses?
pussy so wet its noisy
man goddamn. i stuck gold w/ this one.
i know uve had a cpl lays that were ok-good but u ever had that shit u had to adjust to?
like soon as u dive in u gotta pull out like "oh shit, wait a minute"
LMAO
on god b. im good now thankfully. i adapted. but man oh fkn mannnnnnnnnn
this last week ive fucked every other night. multiple times.
n after i bust off she come out the bathroom w/ a warm wet towel n clean a nigga up
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit. joogn u said not to cuff these chicks but lmaooooooo IONO BRO. i wouldn't if she was a slut and i knew she was goin' youknow. but i know for a fact she hasn't been in a long time.
bad relationship fucked her world up. im like that nice guy/recovery nigga i guess
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what lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Bash
Muff went scuba divin n shit
I got some bake mac w 6 cheeses and a qtr bottle of jim beam.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bash
Pretty good guess tbh
Never had jim beam. Heard its the strongest shit to drink straight. Like thats the shit you CANT just toss back lol gotta be sips
A lil stronger than jack imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bash
But there are dif types. They got like a 150 proof fire water joint. Not to be played with
Id give lenox the starters drinking package. Capri sun, then sparkling grape juice, then 1800 tequila
eww lmao jim bean?
wtf who are u
KID ROCK?
lmao . Christ
gentlemen's jack or ill pass
jim beam has that weird sweetness to it. I cant put my finger on it
Cant fuck with it then lol i dont drink often so im sure i'd be on my ass in 7 minutesQuote:
Originally Posted by joog'n
yeah Ima lightweight too bruh
n im like 210
I don't get super sloppy ..carry me out drunk but I get "wow im really fucked up" drunk
that drunk where u feel like every stranger u talk to knows ur fukced up but u tryin to have a normal conversation lmao
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2 manhattans or w.e n its curtains
He'll get str8 a's
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Long island ice tea is my go to if im at a bar/club
But home, its vodka and whatever juice i got or henny.
This jim beam shit was left here
passing around a Hen' bottle like its a blunt is not good for ur soul either
never again
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yea funny u said long island
that's what I had that night that led to the ihop parking lot shenanigans
when their legit? they knock u on ur fknnnnn assssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
shit was fkn good as hell tho. didn't taste nearly as potent (well a lil) then what the results were. shit
Im not even fun when im drunk tbh. Alcohol makes me wanna zzzzzz. I know joog the type of nigga to take a shot n start throwin chairs at the club
don't long island got like 3-4 different alc in it
or something...iono . vodka, gin, whatelse
iono the description under it had all kinds of adjectives n words I didn't give afuck about at the time
Yagger is terrific though
Na i try not to fight when im drunk.
But i will be super social af.
Alc n molly have me like Obama at the podium
yager?
eh
I haven't had a yagerbomb since I was in college
shits ok for what it is
I prefer other things
for ex
Patron. ice cold. it becomes like this silky but thick substance that just slides down ur throat (PAUSE) easily as fuck. barely any bite at all
gets u right so fkn quick tho
oh n btw yall need to try some real moonshine one day lol. if u haent already. dawg like half a shot had me like WOOOOOOOOO
I have an old friend who brings some down from the smoky mountains sometimes.
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never fucked w/ mollyQuote:
Originally Posted by joog'n
tbh. that mdma shit scares me. I don't knock the ppl who fuck w/ ityknow. but lol it turns some bad bitches into sloppy heathens tho. seen that shit a lot. hair all frizzed n shit ...makeup running...wet spot on ur dress like eww bitch
I just scared of that first time thinking ill have a reaction to it
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never fkd w/ Ex either obv
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by the looks of ur posts
I don't need ot fuck w/ it at all
u be typing like jeshka after a severe concussion
Yabba dabba do it at least one time.
U'll poké-volve into Super Muff.
Guarantee or ur money back
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Lol. I be fully coherent, i just lose control of the part of my brain that regulates how much i give a fuck about stuff. Typos? Oh, no my friend. Spelling errors dont make my list of priorities.
But again...fully coherent..just typing fast
This bihhh said like Obama at the podium, who ever does the coding here needs to put a like button in..
And yea I don't fuck wit that molly either, nigga could die from drinking too much water or not enuff, I heard that shit and it instantly deaded the chances of me trying.. Cuz I'm the nigga that will A) waste my turn up focusing on staying at a safe H2O level or B) have fun til I fall into one of those categories lmao
Dead wasting high to focus on proper hydration techniques
Eat a weed cookie w/ a dime bag of kush my friends
Ya tapatalk isn't working anymore so I gotta use my safari browser lol @muff
@Bash lmfao
@King u want a spot light battle???
Vs. Greedy aka @joog'n would be dope
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Wow really...u know how much water u would have to drink to kill urself....and if ur on molly u gonna be moving doing something sweating that's when not drinking enuff could kill u. If u party on it 24 hrs strait n drink zero waterQuote:
Originally Posted by Notti
Niiiiiggggghaaaa
Dont volunteer my services
only takes about 6 liters.. thats not much at all when ur rollin. n alot more people OD on water then u think. u gotta drink it pretty quick tho.Quote:
Originally Posted by useless
Well goddamn u won't sign back in...Quote:
Originally Posted by joog'n
So I'll sign u back in
2 for 5 purple tops.
@Bash sign back in