***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

u kinda soft for a farmer.
ambush ya flock, slaughter u & ya partner - got ur Denmarked & we’ve started the hunt, b
...see, these lions’ll lap up pieces of ya heart from offa ya armor - like the coat of arms for your country
while this junkies arms stay coated with trackmarks, i’ll drag the gatling in & let the brrrrraattt start
fill this flowery homo with so many holes the corpses stitching would resemble patterns of back art




(“The Shaman's a medicine man, peddling grams to your adrenaline glands.“ - is one hell of a fucking line. save that shit for a track b lmao)

Lieutenant Dan needs a helping hand trying to kick rhymes with prosthetic calves.
Why are you mentioning Denmark when you want to invade our land with J. D. Vance?
Fucking take a stand. No wonder he's the private type when his sergeant raped his ass.
You say you let it brrrat? Nah.. Your president wont even let you play with Bratz.

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Originally Posted by Jack Hallows

LOOK WHO THE FUCK IT IS!!!
this boy been keepin on some homeless pander
last time we saw this faggot, he was enlightening Bag on Puerto Rican automotive standards
the Avatar of fear. i give kids Aangst.. i’m that midnight cuco
this faggot was detained by ICE so long, i’m now expecting him to go fight Zuko!!!


references:
1) last time this idiot had a match, he didn’t even rap lmfao. he just gave color commentary about Puerto Rico to his opponent :laugh::laugh:
2) Avatar bars: Aang is the main protagonist. dude was trapped in ice for centuries. when he was released he fought against an opponent named Prince Zuko. this bitch is hispanic & most likely here illegally so i’m making the analogy that he been detained by Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) which is the reason for his prolonged absence lmao.
3) Cuco is spanish for bogeyman or monster.

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Knox is back n he’s actually black so ur stale with ur infatuation it’s embarrassing
And he’s factually that much doper than you that u pale in comparison

Jack's mom used to turn on the TV while hustlers paid to choke up Destiny.
It was like Ali Baba with forties n' thieves every time she opened Sesame.
She became a billionaire from that treasure. But the black tar interfered.
Kinda like the communist regime in China when Jack Ma disappeared.

aight bet. i’m being ambushed from all sides. it’s on guys.
when the Revolving Judge starts its rotation, it’s guaranteed to make you “All Rise”
two goofier small fries couldn’t’ve joined up to incite my ire
it’s the Sham Slayers from Scream tryna play knife survivor with Micheal Myers


references:
1.) American courts have revolving judges that rotate posts. The Judge is also the name of a sexy ass revolver that is notorious for giving gun fanatics a hard on. no diddy. “All Rise” is also what a court officer says when the judge presents themselves.
2.) the Scream flick from the 90’s had two niggas pretending to be the same killer & they both ended up dying lmao.

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Originally Posted by TheShaman

Lieutenant Dan needs a helping hand trying to kick rhymes with prosthetic calves.
Why are you mentioning Denmark when you want to invade our land with J. D. Vance?
Fucking take a stand. No wonder he's the private type when his sergeant raped his ass.
You say you let it brrrat? Nah.. Your president wont even let you play with Bratz.

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nigga u must’ve missed the memo. i’m retired, living lavishly
heard you been living in Vance/vans since ur landlord Trumped your lease & kicked ur ass to streets
mentionin my moms’ll get you dog walked, leashed & beat with the stick
cuz you think you a Great Dane but everyone else just thinks you a bitch

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Originally Posted by Slayerr.

Knox is back n he’s actually black so ur stale with ur infatuation it’s embarrassing
And he’s factually that much doper than you that u pale in comparison

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Knox is.. not black. hence the alias @R!canTheoryz
the fact you can’t differentiate between hispanic & negroid proves you be tweakin, clearly.
Shammy said some Trump/Vance shit.. elected to suck through democratic process
meanwhile this special needs guy’ll be in a “reeee” pub lickin all the dirty glasses spotless…


references:
“reeee” pub lickin - republican. also, “reeee” is a derogatory name for retards.

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Originally Posted by Slayerr.

Knox is back n he’s actually black so ur stale with ur infatuation it’s embarrassing
And he’s factually that much doper than you that u pale in comparison

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I'm in a fast rental while you're pouring hot tea from your gran's kettle.
When I whip Slayer with the steel strings it's the only way he'll feel thrash metal.
So now he sings with a heavy growl like he's mixing up his subgenres.
Cuz he's on the brink of death. That's why he's still single like his entendres.

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Originally Posted by Jack Hallows

aight bet. i’m being ambushed from all sides. it’s on guys.
when the Revolving Judge starts its rotation, it’s guaranteed to make you “All Rise”
two goofier small fries couldn’t’ve joined up to incite my ire
it’s the Sham Slayers from Scream tryna play knife survivor with Micheal Myers


references:
1.) American courts have revolving judges that rotate posts. The Judge is also the name of a sexy ass revolver that is notorious for giving gun fanatics a hard on. no diddy. “All Rise” is also what a court officer says when the judge presents themselves.
2.) the Scream flick from the 90’s had two niggas pretending to be the same killer & they both ended up dying lmao.

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nigga u must’ve missed the memo. i’m retired, living lavishly
heard you been living in Vance/vans since ur landlord Trumped your lease & kicked ur ass to streets
mentionin my moms’ll get you dog walked, leashed & beat with the stick
cuz you think you a Great Dane but everyone else just thinks you a bitch

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If you think that Sham is goofy it's just an act like Doofy from Scary Movie.
I'll take off the mask and Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat. If you take off your hat it's Ratatoullie.
So fuck what Hallow ween. He loves Palpatine. It's all fascists in this nerd's caucus.
No Diddy? Nah.. Blowing off Clarence Thomas is the only way you'll serve justice.

fucking funny you’d mention “rat-a-tatting” in battle as a flex my G, when we know it ain’t cuz you letting the Wesson squeeze
in fact “rat-a-tattling” is exactly what you’d do soon as the cops begin their questioning
i see you niggas like wrestling, but would absolutely run from a real fight
typa simp that would spend a whole check on OnlyFans.. cuz this John never Cena pussy in real life…


*a John is terminology for men who indulge in prostitution.

Jack, you should censor yourself more, like Black Eyed Peas with Let's Get It Started.
Cuz mentioning wrestling ain't the way to go to show that Americans ain't retarded.
You rhymed flex my G with Wesson squeeze with questioning. That's Precious like Sidibe.
I guess that your hearing aid is like the U.S. credit rating: It just lost it's triple A.

nigga you know more about my culture than i do. yur consumption’s pure substance abuse
… Americans ARE retarded. from birth it’s GMO garbage.. but what’s YOUR fucking excuse???
we have different accents b, just trust i pronounce things phonetically
if you pulled that penis outta ur mouth, maybe you’d also be able to announce speech legibly

"Pronounce things phonetically" is tautological Jack, son, we've been through this.
Improved methods for DNA tracking to convict felons in cold cases: You've been clueless.

But anyway... It's all good. Just let me kook.
Here's some nameflips:

When you go on dates, you talk about tapes you bought from eBay to keep replaying D-Day.
I'm saying Jack off in front of women. It's engraved in his name: J. a C.K.
And like Uncle Sam he's indebted to foreign gangs. Is he in over his budget? You bet.
So he's getting chased by Hell's Angels with two hockey sticks cuz he O double-U.S.

you wanna talk DNA? the things you do leave me incredibly seething
found out son be taking a blacklight to his mom’s sheets to find places to sniff after i’ve left for the evening
these beatings’ll leave ‘im breathless & wheezing. ur obsession’s untreated
u keep mentionin “Uncle Sam” cuz u blame urs for the theft of ur innocence when u were molested as seedlings

You reveal the flaws of a democratic voting system when the demographic don't have wisdom.
Cuz you hold jurassic old positions, being madly pro religion, contra the mechanic solar system.
This ancient man is chauvinistic. He thinks he's fizzy as a soda, drinking more whiskey than in prohibition.
He's beastly and has no charisma. So he's doing the Andy Kaufman routine if you see this man win over women.

the fact you think voting takes root in the congressional is what makes a pseudo intellectual
u can try’n profuse all ur contextuals but can’t hide that u’re still duped by the professionals
it’s useless & grotesque lil bro.. all leaders are placed by those in control of the game
so sleep & it’s yur funeral procession so maybe lay off that Tar..iff you want it to stop taking a taxing toll on ya brain

The only pseudo here is the ephedrine in your methamphetamine. "Profusing my contextuals"?
How am I the one duped when you went to war for W. and still ended up loser than his testicles?
Grampa should be on a park bench and forget The Grand Chessboard and Zbigniew Brzezinski.
Wtf is a "Tar..iff"? They tried to teach this monkey language, but failed. He's Nim Chimpsky.

you know how loose George Bush’s testicles are??? that’s a hella flagrant & odd diction
well with the amount of old white men whose names’ve come out ya mouth so far, it’s safe to speculate what’s gone in it
you using all these encyclopedic words & not knowin what a tariff is.. is embarrassin
you the type of dumbass that’d build a whole boat out of wax & when it sink cry “BUT IT WAS LABELED A ‘PARAFFIN’!!!11!!1!1!1!!”

*paraffin/a pair of fin. paraffin is a form of wax.

Pair of fin? With no s? Funny you're the one drowning from wax on a pair of wings.
You keep reaching for bars but still play on the ground. It's ironic like Chandler Bing.
He works at a car wash. So wax on, wax off, Jack-san. And get a helmet when you spar.
Apropos no plural suffix: So far you've only given me like 2 bar of tire pressure on my car.

You're a mormon calamity who gets 4-ballings casually, you write in depth reports on the gallantry of male actors as you watch porn with your family looking abnormally faggotty with a strawberry daiquiri

Edit: Re-opened since we're going to OT on the final.


@FaQEyeReddit @mal diction @TheShaman @Slayerr. @Jack Hallows @Virbius @EyeDealIstic @Ion Metatron @KnoXville. @MV

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Originally Posted by Bag Mandela

You're a mormon calamity who gets 4-ballings casually, you write in depth reports on the gallantry of male actors as you watch porn with your family looking abnormally faggotty with a strawberry daiquiri

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This dude lost his insanity, teaming up with an amputee who's an obvious fan of me, constantly asking for autographs and tats on his ass from me. You'll never catch a bird like Muttley and Dasterdly, cuz your muscles in atrophy plus you cough from an allergy of pollen and grass and weed, and everytime you flap your lips it's a logical fallacy.

It's been nice to see the cypher moving this past week. Let's see what happens from here, since @Jack Hallows might be focusing more on his final battle, but dope back and forth so far bro.

I'll kick it off again

I was there when you were desperate to take a mean shit,
Went down an alley with a bag to scrape n clean with,
And when you wanked at a farm, nuttin on hay bales is freakish,
When you say bags on your ass, bussin in the field, you really mean it

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This bredda sucks men then cooks,
You work on street corners for Rent-A-Nut,
I'm just pissed off he posted first but check it look,
Shaman beat me in a minute like every slut you ever fucked

Rent-a-noot? It's Rent-a-nut and rhymes with Pentagon, you simpleton.
Mandela's a ball boy, but not because the kid'll run at Wimbledon.
He's still on Easter time, cuz of Ascension Day. So you're behind in this race.
You're still blowing Egg. That's why both you and him have a smile on your face.

Yeah rent-a-nut, its not cooook like soup its cook like luck,
I wouldn't try to teach you danish, trust I'd suck,
I can teach them bout hot dogs in chocolate, for Danes that's must-try stuff,
Damn, chocolate glizzys, letting Jack smash, I should've said it's cook like cuck

Jeg knepper din mor, som vikingerne gjorde (hun er gammel som de islandske fjorde).
Mandela kom til verden med ar på krop og sjæl, for hun er tørrere end tundraens flora.
Det er kun torne, der gror der. Det Svenske Blodbad var den sidste af hendes menstruationer.
Så du må hellere flygte, sæk.* Før jeg tager dit liv som den tid du bruger på internetfora.

* I tried to go meta on google translate, but it sucks. "Flygte" means to flee, and "sæk" means sack or bag, and is a derogatory word for women like bitch. So yeah, flea bag.

Also, blodbad is blood bath, not massacre.

You can't win this cypher in danish you Nordic Jew,
You on vallies thinkin that's what you can a fjord to do,
Shoulda know that's something this lame'd try,
If you get by in Danish it's cuz you sving begge veje

Struggle’s with sleep? But Living with Hernias & Nausea,
The weight of leave’n bags under eyes like bitches with insomnia.
He’s a choking victim. Your special cuz you think your holding wisdom,
The thrill of You being a ransom writer is just as slow as its voting system.
Youll spit fire once a lighters applied, cuz your just a fighter to die,
It’s sad you gave up your personal money just to keep a cypher alive.

Nordic Jew? Damn Bag, even Kanye apologized for his antisemitism.
Read your history. The Nazi's only had a short run, like Stalin's Leninism.
And what's Knoxville doing here? Getting kicked in the groin without cojones?
I already fried this Puerto Rican. So now I'm frying him twice like tostones.

Knox’ is a gay man with rash claims bag drops cash to keep this going, somewhere we can thrive
But shaman believe me when I say no money in the world can keep your hairline alive
There I’m surprised u rep that avi it’s pretty shit as it goes
I’m not sure what’s receding the most, ur hair or the tip of your nose

I don't even look like that, dawg. I'm really a black man rocking jerry curls.
That hairline bar was weeks ago. I must really be annoying you, like Valley girls.
Cuz you don't like similies.. Like, seriously? Like, dear, we saw you in the headlights.
Failed influencer: You don't care about the content, that's why you'll never get likes.

Honestly ur gimmicky no wonder everyone attacks u dude
It wasnt a similie when I said I never wanna rap like you
That’s a fact right too, let me break down the literary devices u were never taught
N how to connect em all, maybe I’m not the best teacher on second thoughts;
Coz when ur wife introduced herself to me was the only time I metaphor / met a four

I don't even care what these Reader's Digest when it's with defect metabolism.
You went to The Metropolitan Museum of Art and died inside. That's a Met-aphorism.
Cuz you're obviously into masochism. When your "mistress" spits on you, you're adding jizzm.
She lacerates you with the cat 'o nine tales and the safety word is "pacifism".

Fk that kid, Shit.. I Had to Hit him!.....Charge me!
Assault on a Minor? hell, Thats Kinda where my Barz be
Sha is not 'the Man'.. he's a Tiny Bitch.. Barbie..
Only time He ride with the Strap, is in his Car seat! :laugh:

Shit.. This old faggot wants my kids on his tongue. He's Dalai Lama.
That's why I don't ride with Iron. I'm not his knight in shining armor.
He wants me shotgun cuz he knows I've got a driver like Arnold Palmer.*
Fuck a meat cleaver. I'll sweep this pedo off his feet with a street sweeper.

*Golf bars. A driver is the #1 wood. Also Trump reference, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCx9sgGqefU

ur girls a trick steady jerkin, she wont fuck 4 free so now hes hurtin
but the word is he Pacer, to pretend she choking like Haliburton
The shaman? ur a wack faggot, leave dude twitchin like crack habit
and i wont care witch doctor you go to, & pray u die from black magic
Im back at it, fresh off vacation , I've been plottin stayed so patient
& youre trying to flex but bars stretch longer than an ion metatron location

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Originally Posted by TheShaman

Shit.. This old faggot wants my kids on his tongue. He's Dalai Lama.
That's why I don't ride with Iron. I'm not his knight in shining armor.
He wants me shotgun cuz he knows I've got a driver like Arnold Palmer.*
Fuck a meat cleaver. I'll sweep this pedo off his feet with a street sweeper.

*Golf bars. A driver is the #1 wood. Also Trump reference, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCx9sgGqefU

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A driver is the golf club specifically designed to hit the ball the furthest, it is designed to be hit off a tee.

If you ever disrespect golf clubs again I shall write an open mic that will have you wearing reasonably priced women's clothing for the remainder of your time alive.

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Originally Posted by Art.

ur girls a trick steady jerkin, she wont fuck 4 free so now hes hurtin
but the word is he Pacer, to pretend she choking like Haliburton
The shaman? ur a wack faggot, leave dude twitchin like crack habit
and i wont care witch doctor you go to, & pray u die from black magic
Im back at it, fresh off vacation , I've been plottin stayed so patient
& youre trying to flex but bars stretch longer than an ion metatron location

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Ayo, I'm surrounded by pussies like I'm at the Georgia O'Keefe Museum in Santa Fe.
The closest thing this guy comes to being an artist is pretending he's an architect: Art Vandalay.
And we all know Egg putts from the rough, plus he doesn't duck when jerks are yelling "fore!"
Cuz he loves balls in his face. And he's so autistic, forget words: You'll get further if you draw.*


*The perfect stroke in golf is actually not straight (none of these puns intended), but with a slight curve to the left (or, if you're left handed, to the right), also called a draw. Egg does not know that, ofc, although everyone does start playing golf with quite a handicap.

Golf is shit, I don't practise,
You hang with white old baptists and wide-known pansies,
You drink to forget the rapes, spending life so smashed its
Using port 2 make it through, like Psycho Mantis

I'm in a Caddilac with the yak and two chicks from Cincinatti.
Fuck golf. Being a valet is the only way Bag is with the caddie.
And portwine sucks. I got some from Lisbon, but I'd barely import.
A couple shots and Bag has been floored. Guess I'll be the runner up like Happy Gilmore.

8 years sober, did it all in my preteens in '78,
Don't feel too bad, we all eventually flake n make horrendous mistakes,
You seem keen to battle @EyeDealIstic , he'll just tell you ya gay,
Fitting, all we'll see is shame on you when that egg in ya face

How you giving lectures on abstinence when Bag full of booze like West African sachet gin?
Someone grab him an ambulance. Cuz it's a free for all when Bag off the wagon, men.
His face' so pale you'd think flour's on sale. But he's been drinking Egg white like sour cocktails.
Says he's chasing waterfalls like TLC. But think you can stay sober, you must be off the DMT.

Looks like I didn’t miss a thing buncha lame geeks,
Just Give it up already losers the cypher died back on page 3.
I’ll fuck both y’all bitches ya have no life so the Rican smashing ya wifers,
Cuz when we say we see the connection it’s not the bond y’all two are having in a cypher.
Ugly fucks ya lightweights can’t slide I dnt gotta worry about these guys,
Tragic headshots’ left Shaman with type of face that has to be permanently disguised.