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Haha this one's on me, a test of all round writing ability plus I think gay bars are joke. Being able to put yourself in the shoes of a homo and diss someone isn't that hard tbh, it's not like we're doing pedo bars & it breaks up the monotony of regular battles too to keep it interesting. Anyone so against the idea that they refuse to post has deffo got issues they need to address @ChreeQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
you turned rap battle into a gay off that shits not for me.
HEY SPEAK FER YERSELF BUDDYQuote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
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also, whoever loses this round has to sig that quote for a week lmao
@Chree are you actually no showing this round?
you turned rap battle into a gay off that shits not for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
But good luck with what ever this is.
Haha, Chree showing his insecurity rn.
Kind of concerning how readily my brain’s offering up gay bars for KnoX. If this shit awakens latent homoerotic urges it’s on you Bag. Not looking to spend the prize money on therapy.
Pause.
I'll give you a pass, just drop one of your alliterative poems that's some of the gayest shit I've read anywayQuote:
Originally Posted by Chree
Yooo bros you won’t believe this I had the weirdest fucking dream.. oh shit wtf ahhhhhhhhhhh (runs through a wall)
Now I’m left with two questions- how the fuck do I flip chree and how the fuck do I toss his salad while I’m at it
How stoned were you when you came up with this theme?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
Not a bad idea I think just maybe a few more topics to choose because I’m struggling rn lol I write with a vivid imagination so yeah you do the math
sigh.. whelp. i’m done with my verse.. and i’ve never felt more disgusted and appalled by something i’ve written in my life.. so i guess you’ve achieved your goal lmao.
& to think.. these verses are gonna be archived indefinitely :/
good luck to any of us winning any future battles after this round muahahahha
just waiting on Fresh to check in.
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information one never thought they needed until they gained it lol. good shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zqlkular
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also, @Zqlkular . i never got to say that i really liked your verse in our match. it wasn’t a battle verse but on some topical, imaginative shit, you could’ve definitely smoked me if it were a themed round. good shit man. looking forward to a rematch if you want some get back. not sure if you knew type of battle you were in so i’m down to give you a level playing field.
Pz
no thanks signed out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
lol at least it’s fresh ammo against people we’ve been name flipping for the past decade tho!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
Also fresh won’t show, he’s got about another two weeks until he comes back apologising for the way he left last time based on the fresh timeline
Idk what possessed y’all faggots to wanna make a gay theme round but I’m not doing it
Bunch of fucking fruit baskets.
Don’t even worry, dont waste your time save your energy. I was lookin foward to battling you regular not gay themed idk what crawled up these two mods asses to even think this shit was cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
Homophobic faggots.
Yeah though, on the real, I wanted to do a regular battle against you. I’d already written six lines in advance. Nevermind, hopefully we get to battle in the semi finals. If not we can battle on Front Lines after this tourney’s done.
I'm rich, I dont worry about these guys at all especially now.Quote:
Originally Posted by KnoXville.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKH1GfGbREY
Nah iBattle isn’t text, it’s a fairly large league with vid releases on YouTube. They got some strong talent on there, worth checking out imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
Yessir same here I already had a few dope concepts I had to finish upQuote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
I can’t use them in gay themed battle and on top of that in all honestly who here enjoys writing gay shit they wanna do to another man?
I get the comedy view point of it but that shit ain’t funny lmao
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Ya dont remember the owner of ibattle use to text battle with us Lexx Luthor I think he use to go by another name alsoQuote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
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There you go that’s the attitude you should have lmao ^Quote:
Originally Posted by Chree
I expected the insults from not wanting to be gay with them.
Atleast my instincts were right about them. =Gay Europeans=
I mean, I’m straight but it doesn’t bother me too much. No point taking life too seriously imo. If you don’t wanna do it I can respect your decision though. Peace.Quote:
Originally Posted by KnoXville.
Dudes just setting the theme to stir shit up and inject some chaos into proceedings. Definitely worked. It’s their money, their prerogative.
damn this sent me :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chree
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ahhh word i def will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
Just killed faq's six with my two anyway later queers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybDfHHtws9k
Whut. Here on RB? That’s mad. Crazy piece of trivia. Haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by KnoXville.
XQZ had a round vs Jay R on iBattle which went viral, stupidly well written. Real Sikh did a battle on there vs Homeskool. Los Premee is one of the anime bar guys iirc. Archduke Redcat. Oppa. Lots of dope battles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chree
“queering” is vicious verbiage. Chree you can’t leave yet man. please stay signed in.
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sounds pretty cool. i looked it up, will def check out the site in depth later. good looks on the recommendationsQuote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
Exactly ^ y’all wanna humiliate ya selfs for $250 that most likely isn’t gonna get sent after the tourney? LmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
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Yes Ibattle actually has alot of textcee who turned into battle rappers the owner of the league was legit a text battler his name is lexxLuthor he use to go by something else I can’t remember the name but that’s why I started live battling also I got like 14 battles on YouTube right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
I’m a daft bastard, just a big old doofus, I’m used to humiliating myself for free. Definitely not too cool to laugh at myself. Prob don’t read my drop for this round if it’s a problem for you. I’m certainly not wanting to fall out with anyone over it.
I’d be extremely surprised if the prize doesn’t get sent, the league runners are standup guys in my experience. Certainly seem legit.
Link your YouTube battles bro? I’ll take a look when I get some time.
@Chree yeah aighhhttt
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Originally Posted by FaQEyeReddit
@MV and Bag Mandela
These two right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW1CLKxdLwQ
Why am I not surprised it’s the Americans that are all the insecure faggots hahaha
Don’t take yourselves so seriously lads
This was pretty fire haha if you drop a verse I'll mark the thread as open for feedback n at the very least myself n MV will commentQuote:
Originally Posted by FaQEyeReddit
lol it was based on my thinking that beating someone with a gay bar in a regular battle, at least on this site, is the ultimate level of muggin someone off. It's still about wordplay not how gay you can make yourself seem.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
@Jack Hallows @FaQEyeReddit looking like both your opponents are out of the tourney, I can change the match ups so you 2 battle this week if you're feeling competitive or you can just claim the w via no show it's up to you.
there is absolutely no fucking way i’m writing any more weird shit. i’m taking my pride and going home.
you win this round, Bag. lmao
Real Sikh is dope I’m glad he got noticed and went to URLQuote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
Real name Brandon fire there’s a white boy on there I fucks wit man he got long hair I’ll find his name
Wanna Makeout in the corner while they argue?Quote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
Lol @Soule
Haven't seen you on here for a while, you want in on this or just passing through? Only on wk2 / 17
Probably just passing through. Glad to see some of yall still keeping it afloat though.
Pretty sure a Canadian battler called Pat Stay once told Rone he was gonna fuck the shit outta him during a compiment battle. Totally ruined his reputation, no one ever respected him again after that. Ohnowait he actually went on to be one of the most revered writers/performers/people the culture has ever seen. Oops my mistake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
oh shit Virbius you dropped the gayest bars i have ever read in my life & i can’t help but be appalled & impressed. good shit rofl
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:laugh: good grief you’ve been bitten by the bootybug too lmaoooQuote:
Originally Posted by Soule