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man i hate going through drive thru's with faded ppl they spend like 5430430 hours making up their mind then another 2073237 hours changing it.. and i'm always the driver so i gotta deal with "uh... get me a #6.. NO CHEESE.. no wait.. # 3.. NO CHEESE!! no make that # 7.. NO CHEESE.." like i get it mutherfucker no cheese
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Originally Posted by Sobe
if u wanna get her fired find out her name then go in when she's not working while ur fucked up and say "where is ___, she has my drugs" to her manager
it worked for this one kid i know
Don't do it Charlie. Jack in the Box has snitches.
Just get a box of frozen egg rolls, take a shit inside of it then calmly hand it to her after she gives you your food next time and drive off before she realizes what happened.
Or use dog shit.
.....or
You find out her name, figure out when she's not working, then call up pretending to be a family member and tell them she quit. Throw in some violent words and she's sold. That's only if you wanna go all out tho lol
i work part time at a restaurant. what really makes us mad is when you order something and its made then say you changed your mind and leave. do this like 5 times durring lunch hr. she might cry. and I hate it when people talk all fucked up in the mic. and then wont drive around to tell me what they want they just keep talking all fucked up. Ive had to go to the back with a pen and paper to take a fucking order. just make her work more then she should have to. I dont know how they do it at jack in the box but where I work I do it all. I take the drive thrus I make the food then I hand out the food. so doing it twice causes me to get pissed.
throw egg rolls at that bitch.
fuck what chris is saying. he's being a pussy.
get that bitch back... and whatever you do, make sure you mention the tacos so she knows it's you.
i'd probably go with something like a super soaker. you'll have better aim with it than a water balloon.
Yo honestly just order bunch of random shit and go up to the window and slowly drive away lmaoooo ............ make sure its more then 10 items
lmao at visualizing piss ina super soaker and her getting it right in the face...thas like an ultimate disrespect factor...but then again, all she really gotta do is close the window, and she would prolly notice it quick and may avoid it altogether...nah you need another tactic...use a glove!!!! reach out hold the window open and unload on that bitch, get one of those shits with a backpack canister if you have to...then throw dog shit at her...or a b unch of taco's from taco bell or somthing...
ordering a lot of food is stupid.
if she's working the window, that means she isn't making the food.. so that means you're just fucking over someone else.
just have a friend order one thing and when she comes to take his money, get her.
If you really want to get her, mase her, she won't be able to read anyones liscense that way, but it could turn out serious, a water balloon/water gun is decently innocent but would be enough to ruin her whole day. If you did it with piss it would be straight up hillarious tho.
Complaining to Jack In the Box could work also... I'm sure ever since that person died eating their food a few years back they take any bad customer service very seriously.
i'm enjoyin the piss super soaker..
wat time of crime is this??
i'm really diggin this shit....for realz...but wat ima do...is ima have my friends pull up...
order a whole bunch of shit...and all of a sudden ima run up the drive thru and unload as she opens the window...and be like bitch wheres my tacos...and run next door to sonic...in a getaway car...
so my friends that ordered the food will drive off because they are scared and disgusted of what this wierd stranger just did(which is me)
.....i can't get in the car wit them because theres a hotel across the street and there is always a cop posted up there...so ima run to the other side which is Sonic...
deal
???
this is how you should do it.
have your friends roll up a few cars deep, this way, when your first friend gets to her window, the cars behind won't be other people that can possible snitch you out. then, as the first car gets up there, hide to the left of the window, and when she opens the window, unload on the bitch.
i'd get your friends to piss in the super soaker, too, just incase they try and take a sample of the piss, then test yours to see if you were the culprit... yea, a little unrealistic to think this would happen, but better safe than sorry.
and check the area out a few days in advance for cameras. cameras across the street at that hotel, at sonics, at white castle, and whatever else is surrounding. on the night everythings about to go down, you might wanna stop a few blocks before sonics, close a t-shirt in the trunk half in/half out, so it covers the license plate, then after your done and a few blocks away, get out and snag the shirt up.
now, according to how close sonic is, if you can get your friend to post up in a spot at sonics where he can see the window, have him video it... and post it in your sig. that shit would be epic bruh.
just make sure you gimme a shout out for the supersoaker idea =)
*copies/paste your idea*Quote:
Originally Posted by JMont
but sonic is right next door....the window ...is lookin right in front of sonic..so i'm thinkin about 9-11 pm...while sonic is still operating i will attack because if just see this random guy walkin from sonic pass midnight she'll think somethings up if she sees me walkin up near the window
ima be the supersoaker shooter....and i will be holdin the cam
so it will be like blairwitch
and nice idea wit all the cars...behind...so about 4 cars in a row...so no1 rats me out....1 in each car....which she gets sprayed every car will just drive off in disgust and shame for the poor defenseless bitch who fucked up my tacos...
and the next day i will personally walk in the store....during day time shift....and leave a letter for her :)
.....i know for a fact their is one cop posted up at the hotel..but the hotel is on the other side of the window... sonic is right next door from the window...
the other side..is the hotel but has a crossing street ...
.....
how much trouble can i get for ""pissing on some1"??
alot..
not sure why you would stress over this...
theres tons of anoying angry people out there..
hell i know i've pissed people off a good 100 times when i'm komatose drunk... no one ever sought out revenge (that i know of)
move on.
best thing you could of done is come up with something witty to say before you drove off....
bitch will get fired if she turns away everyone that gives her attitude... comes with the job.
nah fuck that^ thats what a pussy would say
fuck that bitches life over.
roflzzQuote:
Originally Posted by Kid Inc.
thats a assult charge but me personally i feel u i hate drive thru idiots hit em with a fire in the hole or like get 5 or 6 cars to order food and dipQuote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Sheen
Search "Fire in the Hole" on youtube.
If the drive-thru chick at your nearest fast food joint...
Filled your boring life with enough "adventure"...that you had to come post it here...
I'd thank the bitch, not fuck with her.
In fact, you should consider dating her. Seriously.
Definitely senile.
Again with the senile?
Perhaps...but at least it's not gay like the man-love you display in your sig.
You promised you wouldn't do the gay jokes. July 7th of 1912.
lol yep, you would get a second degree assault more than likely...it cant be some assaults because they have robbery connections to them...aggravated? somthing like that man I cant remember, but yea..dude just dont get caught and your golden..wear a hat or something to conceal your face...people rob people all the time and dont get caught even on cam..i dunno, tho, just dont be an idiot about if ir you going to do it aside from the idiocy of the actual event lol..good luck, post up the vid.
then again..90% of people get caught because they talk about shit they did...now it seems like not only do we know about it but all of the people that you are going to incorperate into it...all leaving more gaps and chances to get caught..just a thought
Man, get one of your boys to drive you in an SUV with dark tinted windows, sit in one of the back seats and roll down the window so only the nozzle of the super soaker sticks out get your friend to pull up to the window but make sure your window is the one lateral with the jack in the box window. Spray away, you wont get seen.
Spray her with a watergun full of bleach...
hit her weave with a balloon full of syrup
Wtf. Do SOMETHING.. before you have to go out of town to get Nikes and Pizza...
Cum in her eyes.
take a nap...
but if you really want some revenge get her number fuck her making sure to record it then post the video on the internet as black fat chick getting banged...make sure to tea bag the bitch too
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Originally Posted by Devastator™
that trip...
wow
so what you do... ...bought some nikes and pizza...wtf???
found something i might go to
www.enclavechicago.com
self-pwnage?Quote:
Originally Posted by #1 rated
Get one of those loud horn cans and blow her ear up those head sets
pick up pretty well
LMAO @ the comments, this is MAD funny.
sounds like a dream vaca to me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Sheen
LolQuote:
Originally Posted by maitreya :air
This was a rude thread.