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Jus walked out da crib, argument wit my wife
Drivin me madd, need to chill so i jump in my ride
Call me homeboi so i can go get high, fuck this life
She always puttin me thru heart, like she stabbin me wit a knife
Speedin to my homies, i dont give a fuck right now
Turnin to look behind me, my crib outta sight now
In a rush like i late on a flight rout, dont know y i speedin tho
Only reason i can think of is cuz i pissed off and pheenin dro
Takin a left, speedin too fast and crashed into a truck
He speedin too, so it looks like right now im outta luck
So remember next time suttin pops off n before u take ya actions man
U act rationally n dont get yo self caught up in a fatal accident
N/T - Watchin yo moms crash into a car.
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my moms drivin sucks, failed her license nine times
ima tell you bout it here, in a series of nice rhymes
she had a nissan pulsar, but sold it to my girlfriend
her drivin was so bad, she had to pull over in a wirl wind
but now she drives a log truck, who woulda thought, go figure
and ima go for pot luck, think she a butch, no nigger
ima say she's fine as.................... even tho we close related
not like when you was on your moms tit, you was masterbated
while you dad fucked your anus, didnt happen on our road trip
but he drove you so quick, you aint ever gettin over it
on the other hand my moms slow, guess she use to the truck
till she went over the cliff, guess she was outta luck
but this cliff was only a hill, so she handled it all no probs
she regained control, knocked it down a couple of cogs
all without droppin a log, now she's back on the tar
but realized she was only dreaming, and woke up in a smashed pulsar
next topic- tsunami coming
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Tectonic plates of the earth are movin’ Mother Nature's given no warnin’/
No time to batton down the hatches a fuckin Tsunami’s comin’/
Swirlin and whirlin faster an faster that’s no wave it’s a fuckin disaster/
Pressure per inch gonna hurt when it blasts ya ain’t nothin' left it’ll be gone after/
Rippin up shit and dumpin it down Fishin boat’s dropped a mile inland at town/
happy little faces turn from smiles to frown's as body's float by ass up face down/
Nothin' left now but death and destruction just gotta wait for reconstruction/
a generated effort from every nation who want's to help with the recreation of the devestated nations/
next topic : bein proud of your kid/brother/sister/etc. for standing up for themselves
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ooh i'm the king of rappin and flippin those burnt burgers
and the king pin of the recent tapin ad rapin murders
say what i am just the cashier?, mytie funny this cashiere
was fuckin ya mom and goin under her braziere
i see the tears....from the onions i just cut up
and i ate 2 many burgers on brake and had 2 tummy tucks
dats why i am so small and skinny
i met up wit dis bird at mcdonalds named wendy
turns out i was fukin the wendys lady
fucked around and had a mcKing baby
i no this is stpid but the shits kind of funny
and now were a colab makin absolutly no money
^ wak but it was funn freestyin it
Topic:No shows< like prudence
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:thefinger U prudence
oops didnt see the other pages damn i am a dumb ass well skip my topic then damn slim u should have learnd how to read from that nice lady
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I always been there to protect my sis, becareful who u talkin to
And no matter who da fuck they be, let no one walk on you
And if they stalkin you, then stand up for yoself
Even if u think its harmless girl, look out for yo health
And if u ever need me, believe me, ima be there
And no matter what goes down, u never should be scared
Jus be prepared, for a nigga to act up and if they do
Show them that this shit for real aint some kinda playschool
I got expelled from school now no1 left there to protect her
So i told her she on her own n to do da samei did...
...........................................to make people respect her
So she did, a lil nigga i beat senseless was tryna diss vile
So my baby sista launched her chair at him like a missile
Got him by da throat, and hit him like three times
I bet that nigga was wishin he could put life back like re-wind
He pushed her off n got da better of her, and she now prepared for worst
But he apologised and helped her up, cuz muhfuckas now scared of her.
Word, my baby sista be gangsta.
N/T - Ur brother (siblin or homie) calls u up askin for help in a fight thats gon kick off in 5 mins. Whatcha do?
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i be straight up, turbo'd car gets me there fast
then see me in the frontlines, the one kickin there ass
boys be gettin smashed, and i'll hit there bitches too
all they are to me, is a bunch of dickless dudes
but yeah we stick together, nothin seems tighter
like a pair of levi jeans, or a coat from dry ryder
packed up like wolves, we also lyric providers
so after we finish stompin, we have ourselves an all nighter
next topic-runnin the suburbs...
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yo im the the don of the 'burbz...sutin like Corleone...
but tough decisions at the top when your on your own...
alotta pressure buildin up...people dont see...
that life at the top...isnt trouble-free...
they want to elevate to my position...to have power and wealth...
but your lifes in danger...im not talkin ill health...
when your on a pedestal...people wana knock you off...
makin you fumin...feel like tearin they "block" off...
but im here by choice...and thats the way that itl stay...
til im murdered...betrayed or just die or old age...
n/t : your wifes neglecting your only child...
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wrote how my other half neglectin parental responsibilities, didn't wanna be all lesbian like ya see....
Woke this mornin reached the alarm/
Little poor lad sat in his crib doin no harm/
All he wants is to be in his daddy’s arms/
But that ain’t gonna happen now he’s gone/
Straight up out the door he ain’t here no more/
Sometimes it’s okay ‘cos he was a fuckin bore/
But in later years little fella’ll hurt to the core/
Bein abandonded by a father who don’t want ya/
It’ll cut ya up inside and lord know’s he’ll cry/
As the time passes by he’ll end up goin’ bad/
An that’s from the fatherless love he’s had/
Why can’t he come round here and play/
Let the kid hear the things that he’s got to say/
In a hope that he’ll grow up okay one day/
But I know that it’s a dream and won’t happen anyway/
But fuck it I’ll keep prayin for him anyway/
next topic : no change for the payfone to hook u up
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I gots no change, and I need my hook up
Addicted to the weed, I wanna get fucked up
Go into my bedroom, grab some shit to pawn
Even take the lawnmower chillin in my front lawn
Walk in the pawn shop, sell everything for cash
Even pocket some cd's like real fast
Get paid in dollars and change, wasn't long at all
Happy as hell I got money for my phone call
Hit up my homie and asked for whut I need
He said I'll be right there wit your bag a weed.....
N/T = On a Friday Night
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friday night im feelin the vibe...hotsteppin in my nikeair kicks...
but its about the rhythm of the night...its about cars weed and chicks...
see my boys with they back on the wall...holdin tight...
me on the dancefloor...gettin my groove on right...
see two mans walk in...foul demeanour...
start poppin them thangs soon as they see ya...
i hit the ground...call to the boys to start poppin back...
they start laughin...then all i see is black...
nxt topic...gettin betrayed by your click
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posted on the corner breezewood/cherrylane
tuesday night, bonus night, GB out for fare gain
rollin deep in Da Lake, caught up how many times?
how many polariods do they got of my clique and my ride?
warrants for arrest, me, tony, and D
bail bonds set 10 percent of 75 G's
and what!?! more cases pendin cuz somebody snitched
shit, im puttin u out there, bitch ass INTELLECT
broke ass bumb wit a bachelors degree roamin our streets
fuckin this whore round the hood, and askin for change to eat
24 years of age, old man u'z a shame
obviously your mentality aint livin up to your name
took u into the game and even set up shop
but dumbass snitches always spend the dough and rat out to cops
man's Jon spot u a G to fatten them pockets
"yo, where my money at"(Jon) "oh shit, i think i lost it"(Intellect)
if i eva catch u'z creepin, u know whats goin down
no satisfyin blastin u, ima straight knuckle u clown
dumbheads like u'z could never hustle a brick
even Jim Jones would agree that u'z a Certified Snitch
next topic - be yourself, dont try and blend in wit society
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Wake up, shower, get fresh//
brush my teeth, and move out//
Pushin a saturn, cause my caddies transmission gave out//
I do my thang I floss it though, S&W under tha seat//
Not tryn to fit in!, dawg its tha code of tha streets//
Do my thang my 9 to 5, serves as an aliby I'm Ill//
Keep it Lo, you'd never know cause of the way a Ni66a chill//
Stay in tha kutt, don't run wit cliques, to many "dicks" will get you 'fucked"//
And its to late when ni66az is snitchin, and yo ass is locked up//
So I stay to my Lonesome, got nutts!//
And triggaz for ni66az that wanna grow some//
But I don't look for trouble, I'd rather smoke some//
Tha E
nex topic......Your house just got robbed, and ya homie set it up!
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Damn... when I walked in I seen my shit...
Everything scattered through and started thinken quick...
Who knew where my stash be and where I kept my extra clips?...
Reached for my hip, grabbed my phone tip and started to dial...
First one to call, my nigga better known as my homie and pal...
Screamed some shit and ended up asken'em "why?", better yet "How!?"...
I keep the premicess like Alcatraz, locked down...
He replied "Fuck you, I told you how it is...
I gotta get paid and do my own dirty buisness"..
I'm screamen damn what is this?...My nigga crossed me..
Tried me like that? told'em softly "dogg you already lost to me"...
Hung up, and hurried to the whip...
Found out 411 and where nigga was stayen and shit...
Busted down the door and started sprayen my shit...
Bangen back and forth clips till we both hear 'CLICK CLICK'...
Dash for cover and reload quick...
Heard'em runnin' towards the exit when there I hit'em wit 6...
Bullets in that niggas back made his spine shift...
I know that's swine shit, but that's over my shit...
My homie ripped me off...I mean now atleast tried it!!!
Next topic: When you see a bunch of dudes grillin' at you from the corner, while cruisen in your whip....what you goin' do???
~.Nise.~
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what my gonna do, shit, ima drive on by
double back on the second block, be fucked if ima die
collect a couple of g's, who i know for sure pack nines
and do this shit properly, i dont mean just black eyes
while the idea of drive by's out, i just pull up in front
politly introduce myself, then punch this fuckin cunt
they entirly drop their nuts, and dont even reach for weapons
even if they did, they still would of come of second
for sure we would of wrecked em, i think they knew it too
cuz i was lookin at him sayin, 'just do it' dude
these guys aint even rude, just a little confused
strangers in a strange land, they was lookin for clues
next topic- re-united
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Re-united With My Family, Im So Happy
Cept For When Im With You, I Gotta Change Your Nappy
Seperated At Birth, I Was Taken Away
On This Earth, Bitch I Feared Every Day
I Know I Aint The Best Son Around
But At Least I Try, Ill Make Ya Hit The Ground
So Next Time You Decide To Leave Me, Think Twice
Cos I Dont Like Sleepin And Eatin Wit Tha Mice
Next Topic- You Get Sighned By Shady Records
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I leave the office, what happened is sinkin in..
I slap my self to check, but I can't feel a thing..
I cant believe it, my talent finally got noticed..
No longer hopeless, I know it. I'm happy and show-it..
if only, my girl had stayed to see this day..
It would be perfect, but I'm signed anyway!!!
Next - You realize you're really just in a life long dream, then you wake up!!
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At the bank and the teller just slaps down stacks...
Looked her in the eye, grinned and said "what's that?"...
As she was just silent, she counted the loot...
Placed it in a computer and it lit a billion dollars and the cents was twenty two...
She came back to the counter, and said "sir sign here"...
Without fear didn't care just wanted what was sitten there...
After I dropped the pen I packed duffelbags wit bills...
It took a while for 30 of them bitches to get filled...
Took it to the crib, without waiten I went...
Buyen big things, diamond rings for this gent...
House wasn't a house now for it was a chalet... (shaw-ley)
Had 7 different cars of every color for everyday...
Honies wit big tits gettin' they fat ass fucked...
Not to mention the thick lips when my dick was gettin' sucked...
Chillen in the jacuzzi wit a fat blunt and some cuties...
One under the water and the others tryen to sooth me...
Eyes closed layed my head back and just said "ahhhhh"...
Until my eyes opened up in bed and screamed "NAH!"...
Damn..it was real how everthing seemed...
It's to bad that that shit had to be my dream!
Next:You in highschool and your principal is always on your shit...what you goin' do about it?
~.Nise.~
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Im gonna shoot up the school, blazin' any problems a mine
Poppin' shotguns in faces like I was in Columbine
They shoulda invested in fuckin metal detectors
Instead football uniforms, Im gonna settle this sector
With this bomb to tha commons, blowin' halls, there's no stoppin'
Body parts flop, they'll need mop way Im droppin'
Ya, you really know Im sick they way Im shootin' this clip
And cripple little bitches with a hole in their hip
Save the principle last, I'll put a slug in his ass
And blast that fuckin' bastard until his cap folds back....*splat*
next topic: You're being chased by a gang a motherfuckers and they finally get you cornered in an alley with no where to go....what you gonna do to escape??
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Fuck it man....thats a wierd ass topic but...
They dudes chasin me so I duck into the alley
Fucked wit the wrong dudes soon i stepped into Cali
nevermind the fact I think I hear a few voices
Fuck that its gettin closer makin a few noises
Shit theres two on the side two on the rear
They move in closer now...drawin the wapons near
Thinkin I should stay clear I pull out my gat
BLATATTATATATATATATATATATATATATAT
the gunshots go off and soon the cops come
I start to dip out and a member catches me b4 i run
he clips hits me wit a ball bat then drags me to safetey
Maybe I can actually get outta this one alive n safely
next topic; continue where I left off...
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but they tie my ass up by my feet upside down,
dump my ass in some water just long enough so your ass dont drown//
they pull me up and ounch me just hard enough to wake me up,
i wake up they hit me again im stumped wunder in what the fuck is up//
tryin to figure out if they gonna killme or or engage in torture,
then i hear an explosion and i get hit wit frag form a mortar//
all the guys around me drop and i hear foreign foot steps,
well i thought if these guys died i wunder whos comin to torutre me next//
but hten i hear the rope and i fall on my head,
its my brother damn im glad are gone cause i would be dead//
next topic: stop a witch from cursin you
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Kicked down the ginger bread door, shotty cocked to blast
saw Grettel runnin from the stew, damn, a phat ass
victoria laced, garments was stripped by the witch
(witch) who the fuck is you, (me) your worst nightmare bitch
unloaded 2 shots, straight through the titties
she reached for her sack of powder, tucked in her nitties
reloaded, snapped back double barrel shots went off
powder in the air, my bullets turned into Lara Croft
2 tomb radiers im knucklin up plus the witch
busted both lips, now to the no titty bitch
dodgin rays of spells like I was Ben Stiller
damn, the bitch was uglier than Reggie Miller
got the mirror but was shattered by her image
Lebron said Image is everything, so she felt timid
cried herself to sleep, then i reloaded and cocked
2 shots to the temple, damn, now..gotta bleach my socks
Grettel jumped on me like she wanted to fuck
so stripped the victoria lacey and busted a nut while she sucked
the end
next topic - Borin ass day at work
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What tha fuck dawg?, damn, time can't go any slower//
Plus im tired of this shit, don't wanna do it no more//
shitz pissin' me off, but aliby's are crutial in this game//
rather be behind the trigga, than the muh fuckin' flame//
boss man naggin', pushin' a niggaz buttonz//
ready to serve this fuckin turkey, leave his chest full of stuffin'//
Get off my dick, get out my grill or catch jabs repeatedly//
Leave me be, or I just my leave, and bitch you know you need me//
Got shit on lock, its not a game you know the name its Tha E//
but don't forget about the money signs, paid daily!//
Nex topic..........You just flipped your car, its totalled, but you make it out alive, with two broken arms and legs
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im probably a quadraplegic i can hardly believe it
car flipped numerous times ,airbagged stalled my breathin
all im seein,,,crushed glass,,,i passed out ambulance
i cant feel my legs or arms,my head is aching real bad,,aw man
they tellin me inhale and exhale slowly
im lookin out my parifial vision,my vision is blurry....
next topic--baby shower gone bad,,women water breaks
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i exist while blitzed tha gifts so lush, all of a sudden babys comin lady dont push//
now im runnin for towels while her water just gush//
all u needs to breathe,still i cant conceive how a man could ever leave//
and not take the time to bleed//
or share what u just made,compared to what you played, think of the woman u just laid//
and i dont care about tha baby shower, taste tha baste tha gravys sour, havin sex with baby powder//
now shes in tha delievery room, feelin dreary from doom, pills u clearly consume//
to get fucked up,now ya stuck up//
babys bein born, u feelin scorned dot feel so warm...
///tha proper way to roll a blunt\\\
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let me tell ya'll the proper way to roll a blunt/ well, after you get your first paycheck of the month/ go to the gas station and ask for a vanilla dutch/ don't need alota money cuz it don't cost that much/ call youre local dealer right down the road/ tell you need a dime so you can get this blunt rolled/ so he brings it over and you finally got the weed/ next step is to pick out the stems and seeds/ put it in the blunt and slowly start to roll/ make sure that it's tight and it doesn't unfold/ when you roll it all the way you lick so it stays tight/ and there ya go now gimme tha light/
that was a hard one-next topic- 100 dollars, what would you spend it on.
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100 dollars, guess i'll go and grab a ounce of treez//
I know I'm $25 short, work-wit-a-nicca please//
I'll get you back after I sell a few bags, to get tha dough//
Got a personal bag to smoke, spent my last 100, im broke//
But weed money!, it comes to slow,should prolly purchase some coke//
Ah 8ball and flip it, re-up and do tha same thang//
Wit the laws on my nutts, I continue to let'em hang//
ain't no thang//
A C-Note gets me off my toes and on my feet//
spent my last 1 double OH! can't even get me shit to eat!//STARVIN
nex topic.....You just sold out of coke, re-upped, had to throw ya shit...
Now you runnin' from the law....what happened?
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running from the law the second time this week
Damn I knew I should've left these streets
Fatigue at it's peak
Still my legs weaken
But I'll die before I hit the precinct
Seeking a way of escape
I hope they don't have all this shit on tape
I turn out to be on COPS the show
I slew the coke man I should've stuck with dope
Now I'm facing years
Fuck it face my fears
Now I see my escape innate yet so clear
Some fool's car is running
And he trust it ain't stolen
The faggot had the nerve to leave the door open
I jumps in hit the gas running all light
Till those light are outta my sight
Then just when I thought I got away
I hit something and it sounded like a hand grenade
Look back see guts spattered and limps distorted
This chase drove me to take a life unreported
But fuck it all that shit is unimportant
Because honesty is cool but I can't afford it
Next topic= You been with your girl for a year and yall fuck and then she says the doctor said she got herpes yesterday...react to it!!!!
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The pussy was great but whut I found out
Was that my girl had herpies I seen em on her mouth
Fuck you bitch, gotta go, you can use a dildo
Guess again if you think you can use my dick any mo'
You're a fuckin hoe, how'd you get them anyways?
Was it suckin strange dick or always gettin laid?
Bitch check nuts, the relationship is over
I'm to the point now where I never wanna be sober
Didn't have a rubber but I don't care bout my health
Have a 1nite stand and pass it to someone else...
N/T = BUDZ N' BITCHEZ
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I smoke more buds, than i ever had bitches
but i didnt diss myself, its just im commited
like im the type to stay, and i know she not a cheater
if she ever came with that shit, damn straight id beat her
but no im not a repeater, so back to the topic
budz n bitches for life, straight up i want it
where the bong im on it, singin aint no mountain high enough
cuz i like my cones tight, like my bitch im shoutin like it rough
next topic- loyalty
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The truth ya homie you can stand by
The type to get on the stand and lie
Risk death risk loss risk it all
Before I let one of my men take a fall
Grab my coat bag the coke whatever needed
To get you out on bail I will sale if you need it
I know what it's like to be ass out
But my shit is concrete fuck living in a glass house
I'll be there if you wrong or right
If we in the club and it's on I'll fight
Cause I'm alone without you
Get away with shit I'll show you how to
Don't think for one second that I'll ever doubt you.
next topic: Your best friend just got life in prison...react to it
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got a phone call from my nigga j.r./ I had just seen get put in the back seat of a police car/ he already had served eight years now he's back to the start/ he's servin another six and a half, he had gottin so far/ right when he started to get back on track/ he starts to get back on the crack/ selling and burning the chronic/ sippin hypnotic, he just loves the feeling when he was on it/ he used to tell me "the ecstacy catches the best of me"/ but jail for half his life was not his destiny/ now I lost one of my best friends/ now i'm afraid I'll never see him again/ but he needs to take responsibility for what he did/ but I hope he learned his lesson this time and don't go back to the shit/ I hope he comes out better/ and i told him all of this in a letter
true story - next topic - you killed someone from drunk driving
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ready to cook raps on grills//
ready to let them flow and spill//
i would like the 3rd meal with little mayo n no pickles//
and please no charge// so instead of finishin, they took my meal apart//
so i jump in my car and feed off my raps//
thinkin of goin back just so i can 'throw-up' my attack//
in reality i wouldn't do that, cause bk's food is staight up wack//
lack all flavor in their foods// plus their buns carry milldo// n all together their drinks are flat too//
topic: cartoon characters
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oops i didnt go to the last page when i posted my verse so i didnt write about the right topic. my bad
by the way i wrote about burger king
topic still remains: cartoon characters
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fuck plus2mics and his cartoon characters
i'm a bust this newbie noweight amateur
this is diss the bitch above you no topic still remains
you're wordplay's played out like old age clichees
you're a fuckin nobody i'll beat u down and further still
you coundn't be hot if u fried urself on your own 'burger grill'
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i am talkin about dem gays
dey be stealin our batteees
dem bisexuals is greedy
me need fit laydee
dem honkies be imperialist
but i dont care, im a mentalist
iz neds 2 borow yrs moby,
i iz out of cred, if nt il pt a cap in yr azz and yawl be dead
yes, you belive dat
if not you're fat
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im an oesteopathe, nah fuck it.
im a psychopath
im an english man in ur home!
i iz gona pop dat cap in yo ass and turn yo house into ma rap dome!
cos i iz from lundun innit!
and u is no bruv of mine innit!
(ryming innit with innit?....classic)
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Taken the topic from explicitrhymes : you killed someone from drunk driving
plus2mics / sefton blake / kooldude_rools screwed the thread up somehow
Went out late last night should have been workin I was skiving/
Knew I should have gone in cos otherwise I wouldn’t have been driving/
Drunk out on the streets smokin skunk in a fat ass blunt/
How was I supposed to see someone walk in front me of me stupid cunt/
He hit my bonnet his whole body crumpling it smashin the glass/
He rolled over my roof and landed covered in glass on his ass/
Maybe next time I’ll think twice before I say yeah vodka an ice/
A drink like that’ll do just nice when I wanna operate a heavy device/
next topic : findin £20 when you're absolutely brassic (skint/broke)
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times are low when you aint got the doe to show//
feel like your on death row when you get beat 'up n down,' like 'tic-tac-toe'//
finally you pass go n retrieve 20//
thats plenty when you didn't have any//
so you double your penny cause you did your thang//
stepped on stage and left with a bang//
no longer insane, discovering your brain is sharp with fangs//
thinkin about how you found that 20, wasnt it strange//
topic: teachers pets
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I hate them kids who tryna teach da rest
"Nigga they aint shit compared to teachers pets"
U speak best, them muhfuckas str8 bustahs
"Word, they dont like us around em they aint trust us"
Niggaz be suckaz, always runnin in a ruckus
"And they always cryin 'y dont girls fuck us?'"
Haha word mayn, they be all like 'mama say im handsome'
"Funny too cuz they more freaky lookin then Marilyn Manson"
Pull a heist ask for ransom, make a buck or two
"They introduce emselves to me, im like...
.................Im Woogsta, who da fuck are you?"
Haha word, they mamas look like truckers too
"I say we go and do what them abducters do"
Grab a smart ass kid, and make a coupla large?
"Word think of da profit son, fuck da charge"
Fa sho im down my nigga, lets make some figgaz
"And teach these wiggaz a lesson in real niggaz"
Price to pay, for bein a fuckin teachers pet dude
"We practice what we speak, so we preach it too"
N/T - Sittin Yo Exams.
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