Diss the cat above you!

I've be born to kill without askin questions/
while I'm rippin this bitch, you ain't no legend/
slurrin your words to pass me by for a second chance?/
fuck this shit, bust out the mac 10 and make you dance/
and here you are dissin drifter about masterbation/
what's with the fat bitches B? I think you lost in complications/

Im freezin ya lukewarm ass, makin ya spleen cool.
Like God, wiping you out, then throwin ya back in the gene pool
Mean rules, got you typing at length, So you participatin
When You werent dissin, u were merely rhymin a conversation
Came too gay dissin B2k, cos word flies..
U were riding his dick. Oh wait, he was giving u a third eye

nigga u jus a lil action figgya sold 5 dollaz a piece,
ugatthe cung foo grip and wild holiday quief...
ill switch ya game , pop u up fast like i switched a blade...
u cudnt clear raw talent if was in the 6th parade...
ill turn heads when i make this fool pop out tha closet,
ugat more anal room then i gat in my bank deposit...

Prodigy ya flow just bothers me so try to get a grip
Usually prodigy's ahead of thier time..must be a generation skip
All you good for is givin lip... all talk and no action
Ya like some bad sneaks all style and no traction
I see why you talk money you always do when your needy
Well this site don't give out cash so i guess you should be leaving
You could get a real job and stop bein broke...
But prodigy's already know that but you don't so you're a hoax

Def by Mouf is a false name, dawg u must be kiddin me
structure wack, lyrics so-so, overall u gotta poor delivery
-------u aint gon eva reach the ranks of lyrical divinity
aint no possibility, dawg go n practice, develop yo abilities
go ahead n reply, jus know u aint got the power ta' limit me
i'll put an end to ya slow self-diminishin, put u outta ya misery

So now you think you're good cuz you can sound complex
But the only thing I'm gettin is that your vibe is vexed
You need some sex and homie your hand don't count
You can't amount to anything that i'll ever be
And i'm not bullshittin this is sincerity
I'll light ya body wit kerosene just to watch you burn
I'll teach you what hell is like cuz you live and learn
you got no reason to be unXtatic
But I guess i would be too if i was fag magnet
You can sit back laughin but what i'm sayin is true
484 posts and you still sound like your new.

You've been here since 2003---n YOU still sound like u new
dont try n sound clever, next time, watch what u typin foo
"i'm neva gon be where u'll eva be"...cuz i dont move backwards
i'm a professor up in this bitch, i jus happen ta' school wack herbs
that means u--dont step to me when u cant even walk yet, infant
so watch yourself--retaliate again n u'll be spraked in a instant

xtatic tough guy spittin retalition sayin he dun want none back
learn to take learn to give cuz i live to bust fags
hard to earn respect you a lil girl wipin yoself with cunt rags
sorry professor tough guy my nuts sag to low for me to duck lies
talkin u dont move backwards n u"school wak herbs"
look how hard this nigga trys with his wak verse,
i smack jerks n pounce on they head till they spit them wak words
so dont step to ME cuz ur cut down like a clown wen u spit all u hear is laughter

This sorry bitch must be full of shit from all that feedin
n ya punches miss, u hit yourself till ya ball sack's bleedin
Nutcase? your rhymes aint crazy, but u are, to think that
ya shit made no sense at all, so here's the fuckin feedback
when did i step to YOU, BITCH?!--tell me, cuz i cant recall
i only step DOWN ta' newbs who CAN rap, but u cant at all
so where the fuck is the reasoning behind ya wack craft?
that shit was a joke, so obviously, i've got the last laugh.....bitch

I'ma diss the cat above unXtatic, the dudes name is nutcase
Sounsd like a crazy deranged person who enjoys a nutted face
That may sound a little sick, but this dude seems a little crazy
He would enjoy ridin dick, but not for too long, because hes lazy
Shit, your just another rapper in the big state of New York
Just go sit on the crapper, and keep tryin to eat off a fork
Your gonna be poor your whole life, don't worry it'll be alright
You'll go insane, kill your wife, and live in a nut house right?

aint got shyt 2 do, so ima have 2 dis my own crew
2 put it quite simply, im just harder than u
gonna slice his leg off, now stick wit a one step
ur da reason CC dont gets no respect
u c da way his hat iz all of suddenly red(his sig)
he jus had his period........enuff ced

^^^very, very wak, dunno y, jus cant c myself dissin my crew

this habitat's free of habit? Bitch, it's poluted,
of the past memories from childhood, retarded kid's deluted,
this child's stupid, i'm serious, he's curious, bout how 'hova's' safety's experiences,
with him, why ya brought him up b*tch? Don't like pussies insulting bf's, he's dilerious!
He actin all tough by fightin this battle furious,
roux, drug dealers don't slide wit ho-va's like alphebets an cheerios.

shit, wrong page. >:P

im str8 up beatin the shit outta this nubees with 1 line
a parir wouldnt be enuff..he need the glasses from my rhyme
make hayz while the sunshine..but hereflects and still choke
bling in his dream..xplains y he from nowherre,lyricaly broke
structure is so bushy..but still wunt look cute if he took it 2 d barbers shop
he needs 2 b stopped from spi-in wack..lay ya hands on d table&c me chop
X is from Bloodline..but he from d Bottomline..ima shut ur ass with ease like jabrat
so save ur life and stay offline..cos we dont want cryin..'cept u wanna brain fart


..fuck that...quick key...

this for the shorty mis is
rap aint your thing hun better go do the dishes
keep the food on the table so when i come home
i dont have lay a few cold bars to your dome
check it no i aint a sexist
so if you cross me ima have you findin the nearest exit
for real shorty your flow is real corny
and i prolly wouldnt fuck if i was real drunk and horny
to spit the honest to god truth
if you were holdin a porkchop the dog wouldnt play with you

ugly.............................................. ....................

Original name dawg are you kinda simple?/
I can fit all your brain into each one of my dimple/
Corrupted thug in the ass becoming a prison bitch/
You picked up the soap cos it make your cock twitch/
To see other guys drooling off other guys asses/
So you stay with them in showers to learn extra classes/
So he got a nice gurl in his avatar to act as a cover/
But he gotta take it down it pissed off his gay lover...

:shoot: ok listen i dont know why u thick u so hard/ i saw u yesterday u was turnin tricks in the boatyard. tryin to get sailors to hit u in the ass/ ur rhymes should get picked up every wednesday cuz nicca they some trash. and i dare anybody to try to go against/that be like Jay-Z battlin 50 cent. u already know whats gonna happen/Im gonna be at ur show and im gonna start the clappin. and now im gonna leave cuz this guys already dead/i gotta meet his moms in his bedroom so i can get some head.

Dude, you're weak, a poor excuse that won't go far...
Who's forced to jack busfare cuz you can't afford a car.
Spittin by the name of Teddy, are you sayin ya lingeire?
Or is Teddy your way of tellin us that you're fuckin gay?
Stupid UK head, log off and go kiss your prince's ass, slave...
Cuz Ted finds himself in a Harry predicament...
...........................................And doesn't need to shave!

Murderous, ya like da slut on ya icon..pretty but
but U in luck, cus mis-is isnt the only slut I’d fuck…up
but…not with dick-N-nut’s
with a punch that could make mike Tyson bite stuff

your not a criminal, why? Cus fag’s are not reckless
little hoe, I’d break ya neck wit ya necklace
my subliminal, will render your bars un-effective

:shoot: yo roux i dont know who told u were hot/ but u need to smack then b-cuz tha truth is ur not. i may not be the hottest nigga on the streets/but compared to u son im just like jigga on a beat. now i know ur probaly like "where this nigga come from"/im from a little place where niggas get jacked that got guns. im givin u a chance to drop the mike and walk away/cuz if i come at u wit the semi its gonna be a rainy day. if u dont listen to this warning well i really think u should/B4 i put the nine to your celly"can u hear me now? good". Im gonna go head and leave cuz this is no contest/but if u was lookin for a lesson kid u just go it from the best. :gfy:

nice verse born to kill. but new life its diss the cat above you the only time murderous was above you was 1 1/2 hours before you posted so unless it took you that time to post then you should be dissin born to kill lol...

ok now to start on fredpimpstone...

Oh no b-more careful this guys a wolverine/
He puts crapy similes in his posts to make him look more mean/
He comes on here to stress his anger aimed at peeps like me/
But all he gets is disresepct of strangers and creeps on rb/
Did you go to school your literature is really poor/
Oh look what he got in his signiture is this dude going to war?/
I cant belive he said a line about how he is the best/
The only think he good at is getting holes puched in his chest/

week after week i see cats spit nothin but weak shit/
do ya verse like a whisper......just keep it a secret/
u lack uniquiness, you'll get passed on my track/
youngin your so far behind i cant help but holla back/
like a wrestler ya mothers gives me nothin but head and butt/
bet your a superglue nigga.... ya love gettin ya ass stuck/

im sry u think im retirin'/ but maybe losin to me just got tirin'/
im tired of seein' prick after prick/ niggaz get lack of lyrical gr8ness and think they sick/
nigga im a carnivore/ chew beef, spit it out and rob trickz till they spirit'z poor/
bitch niggaz wanna rock a nine but need a uzi/ cuz it'll take more than one shot to lose me/
so as my final wordz 2 diz nigga VA slim/ nuthin personal but your ego is overgrown and needz a trim/

MC Toons up in the house droppin some wack lines/
pop a verse fucka, yo drop harder next time/
the shit you be sayin here, damn man weak as a sin/
put you under a paper weight and watch my rythm sinkin in/
brain clouded in discomfort and mis-interpretation/
discovery for you in the rap game is missing concentration/

does neone else besides me see this pathetic-wackness?
this nigga wana be emcee needs a lil spree of poetic-practice
even if u were up 2 my knee id give u three chances to see my lengthy balls
cuz TOONZ my lyics gave u a trim now i can rest em on ur chin n jaw
ur poor writin scrawl has got u standin so smalll i needa magnifieing glass
like ants id use torture rip off ur arms n laugh while ur diein to clap

aimed at toonz :thefinger

its that nigga V.A. , bout to end the cliche'/
nutcase cant sell his ryhmes if he post'em on ebay/
lets hit replay, MC TOOnz fuck what he say/
i get sex for free, nigga mad cause he pays/
what a tradgedy, you got the oddasity to dis/
you define greatless, why else would you edit ya shit/

fuck trickz, prickz and clitz/ i take what i want no need for them tipz/
want a tip? tell ya momz i wont be home 4 dinner/ i drop ya 2 ya kneez like god dealin with a sinner/
u rite, i got no excuse for da edit/ but fuck results nigga, im still in da openin creditz/
examine ya reflection before ya try 2 critique diz/ cuz dissin past shit iz just a sign of weakness/

i know it says diss the one above you but this guyu is way below/so teddy your punk british ass has got to go. i know how you got that name you dont fool me one bit/the call you "teddy" cuz no one can "bear" to hear your bullshit. your broke ass need some one else to pay the bus for you/your right i get dissed by strangers cuz i sure dont know u. im a wolverine cuz i rip through all contenders/i rock the championship belt u wear the runner-up suspenders. the smilies show that im a new kind of thug/why you sonuding so mad what do you need a hug. you flower pickin, tea&crumpet eating, tree huging fag/dont ever try to rip me for you its gonna come out bad. and one more thing before i get off this bitch/ tell your mom to have my pate i should be home by six.

homie you can't flow shit's whack let me break it down clearer/
all the shit you said was thought about when you looked in the mirror,
is there a class in here to teach how to pen down ya flows/
you a rapper wit out rhymes , a pimp wit out hoes,
you told his mom to be ready by six bitch get a grip/
tell your mom to stop wearin so much lipstick she left a rainbow on my dick,
i aint gotta spit that much cuz one word would drop you/
how you call yaself a thug when you looked up gang information on yahoo?
get out've the scene homie your flow is garbage and weak/
my words will leave you on the concrete but thank me cuz thas the closet you'll get to the street,

ok poetik u just had to talk shit/well let me load up my brain cuz ima have to empty a full clip.
this nigga talks about rainbows and lipstick/u just mad cuz u gettin fucked wit a limp dick.
tell me to get a grip i go t one on your girl/she done left yo tree and gettin my nut squirrel.
and bitch im as close to the street as anyone/u still tryin to box im holdin a semi-gun.
u still hopin these net battles will get u fame/im on here just for fun u no deal having lame.
u just sittin at ur little PC lookin at porn/im in the kitchen cookin up rocks to sell at the crack of dawn.
so im gonna tell u this dont com back cuz ill blow u up like C4/ now ucan say u just got a taste of wat its like in B-more

if yo brain is a gat then mine is a tank that'll blank ya'll/ you shootin at who ? only semi's you holdin shoot paintballs,
can't believe you returned to get buried you a wimp/ the only reason your here is cuz i didn't think i would nut in your mother cuz i was limp,
you a wannabe you probably don't even kno how to bake crack/ you download a 50 cent song re-write it and say that,
i dont have to box wit you it's not that type of battle/ cuz if i wanted competiton i might as well box my shadow,
i aint lookin for fame thas not what i want on this court/ cuz if my name got around then ya mom will know who to ask for child support,

u must really want to knkow how a funeral looks/i done baked u once allready i should write a cook book.
u seem to not get that by you i wont be beat/thats the big difference between me and your meat.
and u say i took fiftys rhymes nigga please/u need to give your wack flow back to the black eyed peas.
its a good thing that this dont go out on time warner cable/cuz it wouldnt last long to see how im gonna maim you
but when alls said and done your not at my level yet/cuz when the nines at ur ear youll be another "def" poet.

watch out hes finally learnt to structure shit,
wiv stolen rhymes,
...........He actually thinks he can spit.
Ur anutha repetitive fake!
hu likes to bake,
.................even his mum sed he was a mistake.
Ur un-loved, get to grips,
ur mums lips,
..........covered my dik lke a full eclipse.
Shit i hope u understand,
shits planned,
..............i demand u to join a boy band,
you'd like that ya fag,
takin dick,
...........one after another like a zig-zag

dissin on others structures but dawg yours is worse....
fuckin herbs perverse,used sexual references multiple times in that verse...
only fuckin with ya.....even your refrences are wack...
its obvious experience with pussy is what you lack...
but nova net aint got it right yet.....
when yo punches more played than an antique chess set....
leave ya verse lookin abstract when i attack and distort..
cuz when abstract spit.......
...................................no ghostwriter could lend verbal support....

often i done put wack abstract niggaz in coffins/
your skillz is like the run game in the dolphins offence/
non-existent, your structures in-consistent/
for instance ya last line wasnt even a sentence/

Va Slim:

Kid ya Faulse Empire is collapsin around you, so ya trapped
Caught in wack, to late can't even keep ya dignity intact
Spat an invalid verse and your computer reported errors
must of notice ya image was wack when it cracked mirrors
Like the /'s in ya verse imma put an end to ya wackness
Gettin Gifts for Christams He Always seems to be unwrappin

Man ya verse is wack u need to learn how to flow
Cuz it sounds like ur more unevolved than monkeys 600 years ago
Dawg ur livin on a hope stranded on a miracle
U keep prayin to god cuz u want him to be hearin u
Ur flows are turnin his ears blue from all that wackness
U already grew the balls but ur still sackless
Gassin urself up like an auto air matress

Def by mouf is like a rip off from luda/
Tried so hard but it wont happen to~ya/
You really cant rhyme so go home and play/
You one line missing you got something to say?/
Even your lines up before you come back around/
Or youll end up out cold to a gun~clap~sound/
Big jeez im from England but id still woop~yo~ass/
Come see our matches n you get struck~wi~glass/
I dont need to argue on the net so dont get me started/
Because if you do then you are totatly retarded/
Doing a superman your chest will start failing/
Leccie wheel chair still going wheels still flailling/
This guys should be in an olympic team/
Special that is because of his simplistic stream/

No doubt, when I drop I'm dropping heavy,
I'l just treat this as if I was rippin the stuffin out of a 'teddy,'
I pour flows, like I was pouring some water in a cup,
No one cares about u, u could be god and noone would give a fuck,
Almost makes me wanna set up a battle with you jus to improve my record,
But damn, It doesn't take much to jump over you, adn crown ya like checkers.

Blah....

Bitch set it up n id leave you in peices/
Rent you out like a boy on permenant leases/
Military minded what skills do you got?/
Except to proctect the real soilders from getting shot/
Look at the screen, gotta do better than that/
Your words just get swept up like under the mat/
I dont even try and im better than you/
You love me just say it. you knows its true.../

With the chav inside me ill break all your bones/
Fuck with the lyricks ill use sticks and stones/
Beaten to a pulp how does it feel?/
To use a straw to eat every meal?/
2 verses why because i got bored/
Gaurentted to beat you bitch ive just scored/
So you got my bus fare or i have to take~it?/
Or u think you hard just trying to fake~it
lol bit from the chav in me lol