Diss the person above you...

hey yo i put u down
like this into the mic i spitin
you here me you be quitin
came in straight hittin
when i rap i use multi's
i put the ball to ya eye
when i get done you gonna cry
if you ain't yet died
i got nutin to hide
i'll tell you i'm white
and i be a folk for life
hey yo i didn't say the pope
"you didn't" hell no
i said i be a folk
ok now hand the dyke
this damn mic

noh8

emotically lettin off shots, ya get popped
quicker than ya so called 'punches' get dropped.
Lols, kid how could u ever expect to get by?
When u tried to rhyme Multee of with an eye?
Noob stepped on the turf, best watch ure foot clown
Shitt, certified - even ure names a putdown..

aint nb terrifyed by u TOMMY like rhymes...
i put u down,shoot u down with more lines..
and u gonna go to JK crying him a river for ur broken spine...
u paddy bitch shout be a GAY-UNIT fan...
dats why i see ur worth 1 grand...

yo imy name aint tommy but ill shoot u with a tommy gun
n u think my lines suk atfer da first battle u wer dying to get sum of my cum
n y ya had tro take to homeboiz G unit cuz they betta rappist da u ever dream ta be
u cant take me on im da lil versoin of LiL john n my homier sean
cuz bitch i can cuase a battle even brutaler dan da 1 in middle east islam
n were ya got da 1k cuz ya no i mite b brok but its betta da what u do
u juss out on da street a lame rappa cuz next time what what ya say im rite in front of u

nigga re-read ya lines.......is dat what u call a rhyme?......
listen...i would never die for ur cum...i'ld lick mine in my own bunk...
its like u got brain farted..cos what u wrote aint well started...
it would be better if dont get me started...or i make ur dick knodded
check dis....
i be walking down d streets and peeps be jaming to my beat..
instead,urs would make every1 laff & creep....so keep it all to ya seat an freak a fucking leak...
nigga u talk swidish...herres my advice..
go back to d primary cos u grammatically deprived....
my shits dont hit hard...but it hits betta dan yours...wannabe braod...
lol.....ima dat bitch dat gonna start fights in ur yard...
and make sure u in a pool of ur blood...
i think u a fake nigga....u bitch cant pull a fucking trigga...
In a shoot out u d first 1 runner...
i aint got time cos im a big time OWNER...
so kiss my black ass.....and go back to ya moma.....;)

yo you stupid noobs...this aint no fucking got damn chatroom so stop posting in the cypher unless u spittin ONLY!

so here i go:

he goes by the corny ass name of a Rapin Latin
he couldnt spit smooth lines if he was incased in Satin
him and this other bitch need to get a fucking room quick
maybe combine ya wack ass lines together and spit some more corny shit
get the fuck out the chypher and dont come back unless you serious
cus this aint a fucking chatroom aight!!? point, blank, period

rapping latin, it so happens i have a casket about ya size/
cuz im stompin thiz lion in, wit my puma prides/
ya fukkin wack, u should go back to sellin drinks at stands/
cuz noone likes you, accept the wackness u expand/
damn, u really suck dick, fuck-it quit rap/
cuz honestly if i was close at hand i'd give u a smack/
whateva u thought u was doin, isn't really working/
cuz im about to expose u like a open heart surgeon/

(lol @ RL for d compliment of b4)


ayo kandi u remind me of HIEDI..
mayne u so wack and fuck up like a broken glass.....
...betta u bring down ur clunky head..
cos,of rapping, u got the wrong mex
round it all up...dat makes a fucked up math...
u from the factrory of roaches....
infact u suck...bitch i have noticed..
like i told u b4...
ignore me cos u dont know me..
its not even worth it cos u always reciting the rosary...pretending u holy..
mayne,u was the 1 i saw on the street coner
waiting for some perv,to pay u ass a "dick ryder"...
so just leave rapping cos u more qualifyed in DICK RYDING...

umm excuse me, does my name look like kandi to u bich/
well i culd see that if u was fat, but really their's no excuses/
so please pic up that italy act, an pack elsewhere/
because im out bout to show u the l like delaware/
oh wait, shes a bad az bich, oh so im sposed to be scared now?/
ok, put ur dukes up, *POW*, erryone the bitch iz out/
see dat, the only feedbak u would be gettin is besides ya text/
so fuk diz bich, who da fuk iz next?/

....d same bored bith who could strain ya neck.....
mayne i wasnt talking to u.....now i call that "guilty conscience".....
im waiting for dat paddy gurl in patience....
as for u naughty pro-fessor...
u nothing compared to me peaceful progressor..
you seem like a speachless dictator....
aint nobody your spectator?...
awww....im sorry....
com back latta...with betta shits in ur paper..... ;)

BxL? Is that big and extra large?
your insults are so dumb, so I'm about to take charge
bust into your mind, take out your brain with a barge
you didn't even know that some words could cut ya
you've got the brain size of our president Dubya
you brought up "guilty conscience", you thinking about your mother
how last night you fucked her while getting tips from your brother
would it even have stopped ya, if she told you a bother
how nine months down the road, you're gonna be your brother's father
your spits may be sick, but only when you've got the flu
running around with John Kerry, is it true?
you're both in the middle, because you don't know what to do
well hey, this is America, get a lawyer and sue
sue your school, for not teaching you enough
sue your parents, for not making you tough
sue your friends, oh wait you don't have that stuff
but sue the cops, for throwing on the cuffs
and sue your new lover Bubba, because he gives it to you rough

BxL you dumb fugly bitch...your shit doesnt even ryhme hoe.
Get the fuck off RB and go study hooked on phonics or someshit yo.
bitch i own you every time i step in the cypher, and this my 6th time around
open ya mouth and get that ass clapped to the ground
cus when i load, cock back, and realease
i make ya back bend in a crease
and i love to watch your knees buckle when u smack the concrete

.....you aint gotta like me but respect yo elders bitch! and next time get my name right stupid. its Kandy. not kandi.. got damn..u too dumb to post in here. get yo ass out

AM i hooked on phonics? I dont think so
becuae i slap your mom around 7/24
and your candy is full of shit with some drugs
we need to put you on imprisonment
becuase your the girl dat cause dat tynenol inccedent
im sick of it, sick of all these girl rappers
all of them out there are MC slackers
MC hammer MC Bob
keep playing your going to get your ass robbed
encouragement is great have faith
you cant make any good dissis your a ghostwriter
your so fucking poor you use a monitor but the keboards a damn typewriter
I aint da warrior im da fighter
if you think your better than me them Ima light your ass on fire

Fuck4aNyDoLLaR, I can tell your a newb.
She was talking about BxL but you think all disses point to you.
You don't make sense when you rap, thats why your so damn broke.
Keep your mind on your topic and stop smoking Kandy's coke.
Your a herb and I'm pissed, I'm going to fill you with lead,
Blast your head. Are you asleep? No your dead.

how am i dead wen im standing my ground typing a cyhper
if i was dead i wouldnt be this hyper
d-prived thinkin u mess wit da hood theres no escape
so dont discriminate dont hate allways aprieciate
i give hard knocks to da people who diss me
i aint gay dont kiss me
remember at 1st grae think u's a pimp with janine your cuzin
she ur cuzin u kissed her dats a sin of cuzins romance luvin
u should go for repention
but u see coke for sale it'll atrract you attention
AIDS rejection open wound dissection have an HIV infection
ur sick u cant go givn HIV to a chick
so Here I am giving rap lessons, to a 13 year old Child,
no pre-writes from Deprived
it aint dat simple
i heard sum girl call u rudolpfh wit ya red asss nose
ima tell santa to cum in get u ,
tryin to hide from christmas and his sleigh
now enufg with da santa jokes
ima dissin ya head
its so fukin big, fukin red ass bid as a sled
I' already got the 7 digits from ya mom (sorry lol)
Im cumin over to her house for a dollar and my dick
Tommorow she gonna be my fine ass chick

I never saw so much lies, you have no truth comming out of yo mouth.
The only truth that you said was that you needed to chill the fuck out.
As for yo hood, yeah, I've been under the bridge a couple of times.
Yo homeboys were wack, but not as wack as your played rhymes.
"Givin rap lessons"? Now you biting, stealing lines from danbnas,
You can't make any of your own, cause you always been a dumbass.
Didn't even get my age right, I'm 19 you damn fool.
So when you go back to 1st grade, remember to pay attention in school.
Most of your rhymes were too herbish, so I didn't understand.
But that wasn't my mamma you retard, that was your ex-boyfriend named Dan.

I can tell you are white.
Rapin' for you ain't right.
So you wanna fight.
Then bring it on.
'Cuase ill bring my crew, we in the Zone.
Raps, from you i bet you jacked that shit.
You's a lil' trick.
You's a Bitch who can't realy rap.
I can tell this shit 'Cause you ain't black
You Faggit
Championship for rappin i have it!
:gfy: :nono:

look at this his Deprived, but actually has good grammar
im impressed but this rhymes arent very good
young adult 19 years old i cant see how u can have some time from were i once stood
i dont live in tha hood, i live in california in hollywood
so does a 19 year old newbie got tha time and balls to battle me?
dont you know "tha younger tha more experienced" cant you see
old kid like him needa give his eyelashes a trim
deprived, your deprived of every talent
ill trow you off course, throw everything off balance
tha only thing is knowledge of words and where to put them
i cant wait wen u get mobbed and get robbed
i will crash ya network make you sob
its tha re-arrival of my renaissance
ima back o track cause your spit was nuthin but i cant say it was shit
its just a tiny molecule droplet
when i spit itsnt tha El Nino
more like how much rain hawaii get in a year
why it cause im da master
if I rap like dis can give sum1 a disaster

J master R genius? Who's this kids with the sour flows
Like an ill penis sick w/the drips from an infected hoe
Inspection show's ya lines can't match the fire I strike
Tyke needs to slow the roll like fat bitches & spandex
Ya Stretched Marks are blinding we just can't stand it
It's cool I know you'll improve one day but till then son
Truth is ya talent equates 2 none on RB ur lyricaly done

Hey It's Bounce! - Rb's resident Double O' Seven...
It's fate i'd kill him, cause all dogg's go to heaven*.
Speaking of his identity...
That's not all he keeps seceret - he's actually a whore,
.... Whacking off in private, to pic's of Michael Moore!
I'm like Paul Johnson, the way I remove these 'heads',
I clowned Bounce - and that's the end of this thread.

* BounceDoggyDogg- yes?

Karl Merks, what ...his pads, sure ...pussy, now watch his raps puure..
because honestly, ..you just don't have the scripts, like layed off actors..
I'll smack herbs, But karl really? I'm not too sure about ..
Because the only thing his deliveries good of is being a girl scout..
watch your mouth, because you might get more than ya jaw broken..
and you'll play by my rules..cause bharz has the law joking.

cannabarz spittin shit you outta ban~his~barz-
u'll be close to tha stars after you hit multiple times by multiple cars-
cut ya up put ya in jars then eat ya cuz u sweeter then candy bars-

you shouldnt have even clicked on this topic-
lame ass spits why would you have dropped it-
catch a drop kick to dismantle even tha top shit-

i cant believe it im almost through-
i could spit two word n be better then you-
you foo-

i gotta battle shadow aka bee-emm-eff/
man u aint ghetto nd u aint even fresh/
certainly not hott like me coz u a rookie/
yo u think u smart as me u mus be cookie/
i know u gonna try 2 diss back/
i know u gonna say die man this wack/
but yo u fink ya know any shit bout me/
u definitely dont cos youre a shitter emcee/
yeah me im terrific & im fantastik/
i can b explicit then drink sum antacid/
cos i most surely need it kid/
honeyz would never fall 4 u cos dey dont like small penises/
nd deez r my final lines man yo ass is mine/
cos afta i go @ u u be shot 9 times/
like 50 cent nd the g-unit/
now i know u pretty spent cos u peein-onit/
in yo panties bitch/
in years 2 come ull b handy az a snitch/bitch!!!

your a certified herb, and what's worse ..your title matches your raps/
so maybe he would go in bitchslapped, and fucking get bitchslapped/
because that was some wack raps, that you displayed u fucking fake/
you couldn't blow up the spot, filling your pad with western grenades/
and im sure of that, your must of explored raps and got lost where it's wack/
because most of the shit your spitting, is just that/
you need to step up your rap game, well you really need to jump/
cause you a fucking rookie, and to add to that like crack whores u suck/

^ now i see why you got that one loss, couldn't spit hot wit toung-sauce/
your like the championship dirt bike derbies, cuz u run off/
your dumb dawg, an wit those lines i can't see u punishing shit/
but your career, is on-the-stake, like barbeque, so u a bich/
i use to split fakers, but this dude is screwed like encsript bakers/
and the only flow u'll have over a keyboard is cuttin your wrist-faker!/
i diss haters, but you get an exception fo dat wackness/
cause not only vets spinnin in their grave, their doin sumersaults and backflips!/

Directed at Cannabarz

From Brooklyn, "Newyork"? You need to get smacked in your face hard
You stretch your lines like a pussy, but can't learn to use spacebar
Your not a Gifted Original, you've surfed new RB...
And your image is minimal, as you are to me
How can you succeed in a city? You can't see "Stars"...
I don't eat emcees like Canna'barz', I'd rather eat Mars

Woah... rusty or what

what'z wit those stupid illiterate namez, it'z a shame he sportz one^/
because rb original iz about to stomp thiz whore son/
an i didn' even read ya shit befo i posted, i kno it'z garbage/
jus by lookin at ya retarded name, do i gotta say u an artist?, nope/
u hardly dope, matterfact scratch that, u hardly ill/
u should manhandle and strangle yaself on a rate to your skill/

Got ya 'stroking' ya lines, like u was anythin mo than a 'hazard'
Shit, ya barely a threat, Lines overflowed hype leave ya dampened.
I'll burn this fight thats garbage, so u can say Im tanning the spar.
Spammin as far, ure whole drop, leave me canning ure bars.
OriginalRB? Yes, nice to know that ure repping the joint,
But Gifted? lols, NAH, thats like ure stretching the point.

figure hasn't got any figure, unless it'z the stare of a skater/
yea we all kno who u are, the Elvis Stoyko faker/
i'll break ya easily, so be please to be the 1'000'000 served/
and im the the wordsmith, ur gettin on my nerves!/
word, my lyrics have infected ya, lyrically dissected ya/
cause in real life, we all kno that u an amateur/
when my words damage ya, please don't tell me u kno/
and u ain' a rapper, please don' tell me you flow!/

'Oh shiit, Can is the man, damn, theres no realer'.
See that whole line and half ya verse was all filler,
Kill ya? Bitch, uve got nothing to show, or expose
Elvis? ya rusty, Nah check it, all ure posts are eroded yo.
Prewritten, and he's bitten I seen em.
U couldnt cum harder, if U fisted me, man, wit semen

Go Figure This Guy/Gyl cant Rap
And if i had 1 point to make its I hate on Gay Dads
Yo i hit the mac....come harder than Puff
But i still lace this track...and attack like that
Furry and anger im the perfect Stanger...
Afraid il leave you cromitted and leave you In danger....

kinad shit but fuck it i gotta pack......peace

Ive seen more cents in an Etheopian bank account,
cause when it comes to skill...
...Punisher is one that you can count out,
Shoudn't join a cypher, because you got no chance to even test me,
but i guess RB likes you....
...cause ya user title fits you perfectly,
Not much better than cannabarz, an original member? give him a toast,
but son how can you be an original member...
...with under 400 posts?,
Cannabarz gets frustrated in the cypher so he goes all out,
and if you got nething to say back?...
...post a call-out...

ur wack, this kid should go back/
where ever he came from, dumb/
u couldn't kick shit, kickin shit on da curb/
im like a breath taker, u jus loss ya words/
word, im iller like sarz/
u couldn't come ill, an u can't beat barz!/
give u scarz, an call u tony/
ur married to wackness, holy matrimoni!/

cannabarz i'm getting constipated everytime i hear u spit
you couldnt squeeze out a hot line if you ate red peppers while takin a shit
drop something nice, quick
ease up of realIm's dick
my flows are sick
who's next, line up so i can take my pick

I'll unrap this kandy as if she were twizlers.
You wouldn't be hot, even if your name was sizzlers.
You eat too much Kandy, thats why you're spits are so crappy.
You wish you were hard kandy, instead your laughy taffy.
I'm lolli-popin' your verse, eating your rhymes up.
I'm putting you back in the shelf in your so called candy shop.
Now, I understand why your the badest brand.
You lack in taste, how the fuck did you end up in kandyland?

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Here I sit
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm out of paper

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Some people come here to take a shit
I came here to leave one.

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my fuckin ass away.

This dudes, a certified noob, why does shit need to be so simple
He's crude, but never rude, his lines are never fuckin critical
its easy to see and to point out, he's flat vocaled on typing
maybe he's suffering from memory lapse, or is this bitch reciting?
Theres nuttin exciting to see, ppl move on swiftly please move...
This bitch puts the Whack into whackness n Nob into noob
wheres the groove, wheres the penetration bitch tell me please?
yea there mayb not any multi's in this but, its better than what u sneeze.

You'll never pass my forever clashing flow, your far past a hoe
I'll slash your nose, relieve you of breath, cuz u one passive hoe
get elapsed with blows, that'll be crucial, your too neutral
and im use to toasters, so your screwed, brains into toaster stroodles
Him beating me, let me laugh first, hes far past raps worst
because i call everybody a jack, but you? nah..ur jack dirt!
get a slashed shirt, but that'll only mean, you contended me
put you in pandorax box, with doors and locks for eternity

lol ur stupid, i already told u why i drop wak .. cuz the sites wak aswelll! .

Hello, if you think the site is wack then fucken leave, or I can help you with that... Your chioce just don't post that bullshit in my forum, alright?
~Bounce

neways, kandy ..u goin get mashed/
that's why ur the hoe gettin it up the azz/
an we can clash widda titans, u bitin!/
and bein rocky rock only way u fightin/
i'll slash ya head open, take ya brain/
push ya neck out, i'll take ya chain/
don't matter, you'll get robbed, cuz u suck on da net/
only ya webcam be exposin of flesh/

so here we meet again, you claim you from brooklyn-
spit so whack u shuld be banned you look like some broke chineese rapper from michigan-
im finna lay tha law down as i smack this ho wit my backhand-
i bet you spit like pac man-(awaka waka waka)

n lyrically you aint feelin me my rhmyes like nines they make incisions-
nigga u cant see me cuz ya wahsed up lyricaly losin ya vision-
1 of my checks could equal ya whole pension-
n im only 13 years old im still eligible for suspension-

n of course im goin to highschool unlike this guy-
u so retarded is u was a fish u would drown in a pool in be in my skillet gettin fried-
kinda tha way im doin ya lyrically or if i was jim i'd be doin this pie-