~LyRiCaL-JeZuS vs. Brendan

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You're new to RB but you allready played....wit yo lame ass name
Pack yo bags fag....Im about to send you into a world of pain
5/10
Im known to batter teams.....and shatter any skilled MCs
Brendan loves 2 sleep all day....cause he only wins battles in his dreams
7/10 though it was kinda played
So what makes you think you can wreck....the lyrical god himself
Ima be platinum ....while yo LP gathers spider-webs on the shelf
6/10
Everything about you tells me...that you cant spit or test-me
This fool burns my photos on his stove....just to say he roasted an ill MC
8/10
I been spitting phat rhymes and ripping whack guys from the begining
You should post yo photo up....then people could maybe picture u winning
7/10 HA
You dont belong on RB... an outcast like a pimple faced nerdy teen
Brendan couldnt be on fire..... if he got lit while drenched in gasoline
7/10 kinda played......
Ima have you forever bleedin....like neimophiliacs when they get cut
Fuck bustin ill rhymes and metas....this nigga probly cant bust a nut
8/10 HA
So a reminder,I got these skilles locked...and Im throwin away-the-key
Im Lyrical-Jezus the God of ill lyrics.....so u know Brendan prays-to-me
7/10
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Thou shall not fuck with my raw lyrical mastery
I'll spit straight blasphemy, this poseur ain't surpassing me.
6/10
You aren't worth one half of me, your best verse is a catastrophe,
I got Jesus Christ crying, "They're all gonna laugh at me!"
7/10
Go ahead, call me gay but I'm 'strait'er than Gibraltar boy
While I'm picking up chicks you're out mackin' alter boys!
8/10 HA
Ooh, and you can add something new to my list of innovations
Call up "Hip-Hop Heaven"* - I just rewrote Revelations
9/10

"....... and swarms of locusts did descend on the body of Lyrical Jesus and he cried out, forsaking himself as an emcee, "I am Brendan's bitch, I am Brendan's bitch!.......""
5/10.........I don't get it? I don't attend church guyzzz
Your just a joke, my weakest attempt at a reply-to-you
Would still serve to crucify, malign, and retire you
7/10
I just murdered you 'god', can you rise [i]again[i] from your death?
I'll check back in three days but I ain't holding my breath......
8/10
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FUCKEN CLOSE AS HELL BATTLE BUT BRENDAN takes it man SO CLOSE......you guys owe me nigga I had to pull out the MS Calculator ONE

RETURNNN THE FAVORRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Now that I can vote I have voted......
It feels good to be able to vote and that battle still has juice left from the first time that I read it.


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this was the tightest battle ive ever seen lyrical jesus ur rhymes were tyte but brendan hit harder
if i could vote i would vote 4 brendan

Vote-Brendan

Reason Because He Killed God Lol

But On The Real It Seemed He Had More Punches Than God!

:laugh:

Damn Brendan got this one locked
That verse was creative as fuck man very nice job
"Ooh, and you can add something new to my list of innovations
Call up "Hip-Hop Heaven"* - I just rewrote Revelations"
Was Off The Fucking Hook very nice
If I could vote I would vote for ya man

My last bump . My last bump .
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....True to my word....
No shit, this was one for tha hall of fame:

LJ:

You're new to RB but you allready played....wit yo lame ass name
Pack yo bags fag....Im about to send you into a world of pain
^strong opener: 8/10

Im known to batter teams.....and shatter any skilled MCs
Brendan loves 2 sleep all day....cause he only wins battles in his dreams
^nice snap/punch: 8/10

So what makes you think you can wreck....the lyrical god himself
Ima be platinum ....while yo LP gathers spider-webs on the shelf
^ok line: 6/10

Everything about you tells me...that you cant spit or test-me
This fool burns my photos on his stove....just to say he roasted an ill MC
^Tough ass hit: 9/10

I been spitting phat rhymes and ripping whack guys from the begining
You should post yo photo up....then people could maybe picture u winning
Good line: 8/10

You dont belong on RB... an outcast like a pimple faced nerdy teen
Brendan couldnt be on fire..... if he got lit while drenched in gasoline
^YEAH, good punch: 9/10

Ima have you forever bleedin....like neimophiliacs when they get cut
Fuck bustin ill rhymes and metas....this nigga probly cant bust a nut
^lmao, heat: 9/10

So a reminder,I got these skilles locked...and Im throwin away-the-key
Im Lyrical-Jezus the God of ill lyrics.....so u know Brendan prays-to-me
hard punch: 9/10

Brendan:
Wow. I'm actually battling God. Huh. I'll kick it Biblical style for him.
^nice setup

Thou shall not fuck with my raw lyrical mastery
I'll spit straight blasphemy, this poseur ain't surpassing me.
^Nothin I can say: 10/10

You aren't worth one half of me, your best verse is a catastrophe,
I got Jesus Christ crying, "They're all gonna laugh at me!"
10/10

Go ahead, call me gay but I'm 'strait'er than Gibraltar boy
While I'm picking up chicks you're out mackin' alter boys!
10/10

Ooh, and you can add something new to my list of innovations
Call up "Hip-Hop Heaven"* - I just rewrote Revelations
10/10

"....... and swarms of locusts did descend on the body of Lyrical Jesus and he cried out, forsaking himself as an emcee, "I am Brendan's bitch, I am Brendan's bitch!.......""
Disrupted tha flow, but funny as hell: 9/10

Your just a joke, my weakest attempt at a reply-to-you
Would still serve to crucify, malign, and retire you
10/10

I just murdered you 'god', can you rise [i]again[i] from your death?
I'll check back in three days but I ain't holding my breath......
10/10

B-Sickest verse I've seen, but LJ not far behind:

LJ: 64/80 = 80% ill

Brendan: 69/70 = 98.57% = Iller

Hit my battle link in my sig wit an honest vote.

Hahahaha somebody should nominate this for the hall of fame lol................seriosly tho ..........lol uppin

i guess im da only one dat b votin 4 LJ.....
punches: lj..good shyt
humour: bran
opener: bran
clozer: lj
mulitz: bran
flow: lj
cRaZy a$$ battle yall....no hate...plze drop an HONEST vote here..thnx dawg....*~1~*......http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...hreadid=101521

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Originally posted by lil' tagger
i guess im da only one dat b votin 4 LJ.....
punches: lj..good shyt
humour: bran
opener: bran
clozer: lj
mulitz: bran
flow: lj
cRaZy a$$ battle yall....no hate...plze drop an HONEST vote here..thnx dawg....*~1~*......http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...hreadid=101521

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Sorry, I know this is classified as freeposting probably, but it's Brendan, not Brandon!! I get that all the time.... All I can think of is the dog from Punky Brewster! ha, anyway, thanks for voting.

lj

You're new to RB but you allready played....wit yo lame ass name
Pack yo bags fag....Im about to send you into a world of pain
Im known to batter teams.....and shatter any skilled MCs
Brendan loves 2 sleep all day....cause he only wins battles in his dreams
So what makes you think you can wreck....the lyrical god himself
Ima be platinum ....while yo LP gathers spider-webs on the shelf
Everything about you tells me...that you cant spit or test-me
This fool burns my photos on his stove....just to say he roasted an ill MC
I been spitting phat rhymes and ripping whack guys from the begining
You should post yo photo up....then people could maybe picture u winning
You dont belong on RB... an outcast like a pimple faced nerdy teen
Brendan couldnt be on fire..... if he got lit while drenched in gasoline
Ima have you forever bleedin....like neimophiliacs when they get cut
Fuck bustin ill rhymes and metas....this nigga probly cant bust a nut
So a reminder,I got these skilles locked...and Im throwin away-the-key
Im Lyrical-Jezus the God of ill lyrics.....so u know Brendan prays-to-me


good verse good metas pounchs wordplay no personals you could have came on stronger no hate



brendon

Thou shall not fuck with my raw lyrical mastery
I'll spit straight blasphemy, this poseur ain't surpassing me.
You aren't worth one half of me, your best verse is a catastrophe,
I got Jesus Christ crying, "They're all gonna laugh at me!"
Go ahead, call me gay but I'm 'strait'er than Gibraltar boy
While I'm picking up chicks you're out mackin' alter boys!
Ooh, and you can add something new to my list of innovations
Call up "Hip-Hop Heaven"* - I just rewrote Revelations

"....... and swarms of locusts did descend on the body of Lyrical Jesus and he cried out, forsaking himself as an emcee, "I am Brendan's bitch, I am Brendan's bitch!.......""

Your just a joke, my weakest attempt at a reply-to-you
Would still serve to crucify, malign, and retire you
I just murdered you 'god', can you rise [i]again[i] from your death?
I'll check back in three days but I ain't holding my breath......

really tight verse
better stronger pounchs and personals better wordplay and better multies


very good battle by both

--------overall battle vote goes to --Brendon--

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peace

brendon actually suprised me here, he took this hands down, jesus did well, but brendon looks like he pretty experienced, an the way he wrote that verse tells you he'll be good.
keep it up jesus your elevatin, i peeped ur last battle,!!!
peace



brendan poll, when u get 100 plz, an jesus plz vote
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