LLL. Season 19 Chat

Signs that she aint the one:

1. If she goes through your phone this early in the relationship, cut her off.

2. If she constantly asks about another bitch you know, cut her off.

3. If you have dishes in the sink n she doesnt off or drops hints that they should be washed, cut her off.

4. If yall go out to eat and she orders just the salad, cut her off.

5. If she changes the radio station in YOUR car, cut her off

7. If you have a pile of clean clothes n she doesnt offer or hint they should be folded, cut her off.

1. nope n she had the opportunity.
2. nooooooooooope. she knows I haven't had a serious relationship in forever. due to her gf being like family basically
3. I take care of that myself tbh
4. fuck no. she keeps offering to cook for me. n she eats like a normal person I guess.
5. noooooooope. she loves trap music. n I been bangin sosa lately. shes into it. we discuss albums n shit. n I cant believe how much she knows about considering shes just this proper ass white chick
7. this one I don't give a fuck about butthat scenario hasn't come up yet

Pops said never trust a bitch that order a salad. Gotta be careful b

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Originally Posted by Aero

I was in middle of voting on junto plata battle. Think I had plata winning

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stop it

sheraped my face in the casino elevator

totally would go in public. trust shes was molesting me on the casino floor

YO WTF IS THIS SHIT B I DUNNO WHAT IM DOIN LMAO OK LET ME BE REAL

look man ive had gfs n shit but its always been on some mutual "I like u ..u like mee blah blah run of the mill shit"

this chick is ramping it up. and Im totally like blown away for all the reasons I told yall the first time I went off on a tangent

She's about to you with that Kathy Bates Misery shit lmao

im trying to beat again tomorrow tho

she str8 caters to a nigga man. iono how to take this shit

she told me several times nthe most serious voice that she reallllllly I mean realllllly likes me

ok I heard u the first time. this shit crazy

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n she told me if I don't come up tommrow shes gonna be depressed

oddly enough I believe her

something about that tone of voice

she was moping at the prospect of me not being there

n me being a duck I said "I promise"

LMAO UPP!

im fkd

Unfuk vs. Meth needs votes so we move on to week 12

ima make a vid w/ this bitch

don't worry ill blur out my dick

shed prolly be down too

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Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff

sheraped my face in the casino elevator

totally would go in public. trust shes was molesting me on the casino floor

YO WTF IS THIS SHIT B I DUNNO WHAT IM DOIN LMAO OK LET ME BE REAL

look man ive had gfs n shit but its always been on some mutual "I like u ..u like mee blah blah run of the mill shit"

this chick is ramping it up. and Im totally like blown away for all the reasons I told yall the first time I went off on a tangent

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lol I kid

but my mind is racing w/ all these ideas

ima see if shell take a protein shake tmrw n not break stride. she sucked me up n begged for me to bust off on her face but I was too drunk dicked to be able to nut when I wanted to

I gotta abstain from Unfuk vs. Meth for pre-reading bars

otherwise I would

Jun the gawd

my niggggggggggga

Ever heard the phrase too good to be true bro ? I definitely wouldnt wife a chick thats tryna get me to buss on her face on the first date lmao

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Its goea against the code

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And definitely means you aint the first she let that shit happen to.

Think about it hahaha

wasn't first date

wasn't even a date

that night I went crazy was a drunken thing. it just happened


before I knew her knew her. I seen her turn down people ALOT

u have the put all these things in perspective yknow?

I mean I don't doubt shes giving a nigga head before

but yo what u don't know is that her gf told me her background. she moved here from seattle from a rough relationship n is extremely loyal

her gf is like family to me .

Smh yall gotta vote on that last battle so we can keep it moving...

an that's was earlier today btw

after shes told me she wants me to meet her parents n all that jazz

this chick just aims to please. n shes a legit sweetheart man.

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Originally Posted by Bash

Signs that she aint the one:

1. If she goes through your phone this early in the relationship, cut her off.

2. If she constantly asks about another bitch you know, cut her off.

3. If you have dishes in the sink n she doesnt off or drops hints that they should be washed, cut her off.

4. If yall go out to eat and she orders just the salad, cut her off.

5. If she changes the radio station in YOUR car, cut her off

7. If you have a pile of clean clothes n she doesnt offer or hint they should be folded, cut her off.

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all facts except 4... if she in shape and order a salad she good, if she a lil chubby or more and order one then cut her off asap

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Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff

Jun the gawd

my niggggggggggga

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haha my man

you get yourself a fresh sack of greenery yet?

there's some good music out right now by the way... Documentary 2...

gonna go make a thread about the other one & put ya'll on

I never said I was going to wife her btw

but ill chill w/ her/ give her attention..might beat it up n sleep w/ her like legit sleep over tmrw

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I never said I was going to wife her btw

but ill chill w/ her/ give her attention..might beat it up n sleep w/ her like legit sleep over tmrw

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Originally Posted by Aero

all facts except 4... if she in shape and order a salad she good, if she a lil chubby or more and order one then cut her off asap

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Legit lol'd

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Originally Posted by Junto

haha my man

you get yourself a fresh sack of greenery yet?

there's some good music out right now by the way... Documentary 2...

gonna go make a thread about the other one & put ya'll on

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that I am. lol I gotta wait till tmrw tho

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Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff

I never said I was going to wife her btw

but ill chill w/ her/ give her attention..might beat it up n sleep w/ her like legit sleep over tmrw

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I never said I was going to wife her btw

but ill chill w/ her/ give her attention..might beat it up n sleep w/ her like legit sleep over tmrw

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Just makin sure cause you sound in love nigga lol

matter of fact I might go find some in a lil bit

my usual nigga moved like 30 miles away

all I want is an 8th

not enough for me to call him to meet halfway

im considerate. ill just have to find some other connect. I know where to go

shit be like hamsterdamn from the wire

I can just walk up like yo who got that loudd

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matter of fact I might go find some in a lil bit

my usual nigga moved like 30 miles away

all I want is an 8th

not enough for me to call him to meet halfway

im considerate. ill just have to find some other connect. I know where to go

shit be like hamsterdamn from the wire

I can just walk up like yo who got that loudd

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Originally Posted by Bash

Just makin sure cause you sound in love nigga lol

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lol im legit confused right now. I cant even front

but shes been a jolt of energy that much I cant lie about. n I look forward to tmrw

like srsly do.

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usually its like "blahhhhhhh another day"

ever since that night I been on one yo LMAO

n each day gets better

its weird

I know for a fact @Aero the type of nigga to Drake a bitch. Lol

He'll become best friends w/ his homeboy broad and as soon the relationship go south he'll swoop in like...

"I told you Rodney wasnt go for you. I can give you the love you need. If you havent heard, whether its love or text... Im the GOAT"

n I legit know how corny all this sounds

but at same time im like "ok so this is what it feels like"

mannnnnnnnnn. Im never making fun of niggas ever again

Iono if im in love but ...this chick's mind/body/ everything is just synced w/ me yo

no fkn bullshit

were already finishing each others sentences. AWFULLY strange

im getting teased by my niggas already too lol

on some look at this lovebird ass nigga GOOOOOOOO

whole time im slobbin this bitch down I cant get enough of her. her eyes are ridiculous. amongst other things.

@useless if its first to 5 Unfuk wins

before the dicksuck btw. in b4 u niggas pounce on that angle

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Originally Posted by Bash

I know for a fact @Aero the type of nigga to Drake a bitch. Lol

He'll become best friends w/ his homeboy broad and as soon the relationship go south he'll swoop in like...

"I told you Rodney wasnt go for you. I can give you the love you need. If you havent heard, whether its love or text... Im the GOAT"

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lmao. he strikes me as that way too

lol he already told me earlier like "don't let me around her...coz shes going"

I doubt it tho. like I said shes turned down mad niggas who are way more aggressive than me n honestly make more money than me n all that

im not even concerned. lol she was dancing w/ mad ppls at the club but guess who got they dick sucked in the parking lot

*raises hand*

but then again even if she chooses. then itll just confirm my suspicions n all would return to normal

right now this shit is twilight zone. im waiting to see if its just some bullshit. but im pretty good reader of body language n this chick is on one too.

just from subtle shit I can tell

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ive known her like a week

finally gave in to her advances

n now she wants me to meet her old timey rich ass parents

yknow? iono

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like str8 up scarf wearing / jag driving mfkers

lmao. I know how to conduct myself though. not intimidated in the least

I get off on conforming in high lvl society

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lol I gtg she just texted me

"u want to cum over?"




PZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Yall niggas out here simping.

Ida been had her ho'ing. And yall at a casino.
Just tell her u at a stage in life where u just tryna get that money right now.
Put me on 3way when u tell her. Ill coach u thru this.
Greedy Heffner got answers for when she says "im not a hoe". I got u muff. Get money. Fk sex. Erry chick in da world got a vaginare for you to smash. But only few have one for you to sell.

Dont do it. Joog gonna hit that bitch for atleast 60% of the profit. Now all you left with is a chick w/ a vag more damaged than dagels reputation n 40 dollars.

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Originally Posted by Bash

@useless if its first to 5 Unfuk wins

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That'd be weird since its 4-4 lol

Looks like muff had another good day

Oop missed counted lol

You had me thinking I miss counted haha

If its first to 5 then Meth just won.

Muff shut the hell up...

I'm going to destroy you. Real talk. All personals fuck boy.

Well Muff

You've set yourself up for failure.

Winning after all this in a champ match would be mighty impressive lmao

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Originally Posted by Meth

Well Muff

You've set yourself up for failure.

Winning after all this in a champ match would be mighty impressive lmao

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Muff is dead. I swear on this.

You better break the bad news to Amber then

who is amber?

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@Bash @Letterman

when ur powers combine