well i hope u made her pregnant man congratulations no really
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well i hope u made her pregnant man congratulations no really
i hope my prenut aint that fertile
lol i pulled out n hit her on the stomach
but u never know
lil muff might be incoming
Little muff LLL champion season 65 2036
U'll be asking for extensions every weekend now bro lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff
AHAHAH
Props though. So we can expect a Attack of the Son of Muff in like 2040 on rb
I hope not.
I didn't nut in her
but like I said. lol iwas so sprung I think I was leaking like stifler before I stuck the dick in
we were in the backseat making out then she mounted me bruh.
hiked that skirt up I started playin w/ that pussy n I was like omgggggggg this mfker just super pouty
like I said this bitch started speaking toungues just from the fingers
lol she hopped off felt obliged to suck a nigga off
then I fkd missionary in the bk seat n bust off on her stomach
lol then she went in ihop bathroom for 20 mins n then ate the rest of my mans omelette
fkn ded
but trust me when I tell u I had this bitch on some other shit tho. im a total subservient bitch tho lol I wish I had a stenographer for the shit I was sayin
lol str8 worship
that pussy was jesus
that bitch in her 5th trimester as we speak
muff got that accelerated growth mutagen splooge
sperms already a fetus halfway through ejaculation
im going to sleep
kissing sides of necks n shit
n when she was sucking the dick I was gently brushing her hair to the side so it wouldn't get in her way
she thinks im like the nicest guy alive(she wouldn't be wrong..lol im gloating now but when im around her im very attentive..even when she drones on and on lol yknow how they get)
after the whole ordeal was done she told me more about her life...trials n tribs u know. n I played the role
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shes petite too. nice ass. but her legs are amazing. Christ almighty
pair that w/ a pouty pussy. she had that "gap" u niggas know what im talkin bout
the type to walk around in tights n theres daylight under that ass
I was hoping to god she wasn't like sloppy down there. but Christ. the shit was like this perfect lil compact lil monster
we fkd n then when ppl got in the car they were like " fuk its stuffy in here" but didn't say it smelled like sex
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER this bitch pussy smell like water
unhygienic a big turn off n she passed w/ flying colors
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im much too excited its been like a hr n I cant stop thinking about this chick
funny.
last thing she said to me was "ill be thinking of u tonight"
turns out. that applies to me too
LmaooooQuote:
Originally Posted by Onslaught
n when I walked her home..she fkn tried to rape me near her front door. lol my fly was down n my pants fell of my ass n she laughed at my ass
a neighbor came out n she kinda looked tentative/embarrassed/body language was like "ohh let me straighten up for my neighbor" but more out of concern for me...I looked her dead in the eyes n said "I don't give a fuck" like in that fuck that nigga voice
she totally digged that. I played my cards riiiiiiiiiiiight!
this chick legit a keeper. she was talkin about what time she get off of work n she want me to come over immediately
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n she knows my financial situation
she been did her research. her homegirl told her what the deal was w/ me
I think her last cpl bf's were rich but they treated her like shit (shes mouthy but a sweetheart. not confrontational)
I made her feel like a goddess. she wanted to str8 kiss all night if she could have after we fkd
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lol like after I bust off she got very affectionate just like mounted me when I was in back seat n rested her head on my shoulders n was kissing my neck for good 10 mins
whole time im fixing her hair
nigga I got this
sry if im goingham on the posts
yall just don't know
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talm bout she fell in love when she first met me n shit
WTF!
I was getting play at the bar too tho
she hemmed me up n like took my hand like I was her nigga in the beau rivage
we wnt to the eight seven 5 btw, its like a bar/club that has live music in the beau rivage
classy spot
essentially the Bellagio of the south b. look that shit up.
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yooo muff is drunk lol
LMAo
aero I cant feel my dick n my head starting to hurt
This is fantastic lmao
her head game the truth tho
I was on some *brush her hair to the side* omg your fkn tongue
HAHAHAHAHAH
AERO I SHIT U NOT TONIGHT BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
I mean ive fkd w/ some pretty bad bitches. not often. im kinda shy. tbh. I don't have much game. but this bitch...was incredible
n she BAGGED ME!?? believe it or not
her gf been telling me that she thought I was cute. I hate that word. btw this 6 figure+ nigga that been trying to get at her for awhile was at the spot too. dancing w/ her n all... but she took me to the side before anything went down n was like " just to let u know ...fred is here..he really likes me and will probably try to dance w/ me..i just want to let u know that theres nothing there blah bah etc" whole time im like internally saying to myself... "really? why u feel the need to tell me that. just have a good time lol we came here not as a date but as friends going out" I played it off n told her an offshoot of the same thing like " its no big deal. long as ur having a good time im happy" JUST like that actually. I was blown away that she even gave me a disclaimer like that. I was fkn drunk off my ass at that point. I danced w/ her a lil bit but I had to sit my ass down n sip some water nigga ima lightweight. lol fred was lookin legit mad when she kept bringing me shit n sat on my lap.
me n fred are cool but theres some kind of weird rivalry going on. idc how rich u are u cant fk w/ this My nigga
this nigga buff as fuck morris chestnut lookin ass nigga but he losing to me tho. why is that
why am I so sprung right now
prolly coz this the baddest bitch I ever fkd w/ in my life
Lol yoooooooo you gotta chill. She may be a great girl but don't treat her like one, yet.
this chick graduated from university of Washington
and she listens to trap music?
She wants to go w/ me to the chief keef concert down here next week
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lmao. that's how I do things by default manQuote:
Originally Posted by Aero
no bs. if shes not what she acting like then fk it.
but im getting crazy vibes yo
the bitch is supremely intelligent. lol we were discussing politics like some cornballs when we left the club (not long lol ) n my nigga was like yall stfu chirping back there
next thing u know they walking in ihop n some serious fellatio going on in the back seat
lol the funniest part was the waitress tho. we went in late as fk n she had that "uhuh " look on her face
amber hair was all discombobulated n her makeup was running
SUCCESS
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Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff
Lol I like chief keef...
Esp like his song dissing New Jersey faneto.
But yo she's white that's easy money. I thought for some reason she was light skin black.
No shade, do your thing. Never underestimate yourself. If you believe you're the shit others will too. Just don't let me around her Bc she's going.
Of fucking course the other guys name is Fred
word ever since I got off the drugs n lost mad weight ive been underselling myself man
im not used to this attention tbh yo...like I mean I used to get play..but them chicks were like more along the line of a smash n grab. cute but not the total package you dig? like a cute waitress or something.
its like my horizons broadened exponentially. like isaid this chick is a graduate (close to her masters). banking. (not like I care tbh. im not tryin to get her money wtf kinda nigga does that. ) incredibly hot. incredibly intelligent. well kept. n a fkn sweetheart to boot.
lol yeah meth his name is legit fred.
cool guy but he think he the shit because hes like the richest guy on my block
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i know she fine af tho coz when i was sitting down drinking my h20 tryin to recuperate...ppl were asking me "is that ur gf? shes absolutely STUNNING" this is from like 60 yr old tourists n shit
n ppl were watching like a mfer. u know how white ppl are in the south
fascinated by interracial relationships
us whites are weird as fuck tbc
n of course some niggas other than fred tried to get at her in the casino
she wasn't having it though. my og (it was me this chick her gf whos a lil bit older than her and her husband) told me all about it when i went to the parking garage to grab my wallet
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tell me about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meth
half of my family are crazy ass germans.
i love them to death though.
just gotta conduct myself differently around them.
my oma is a mfking trip
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im legit the only half blk dude on my german side
lol i stand out but im my oma's only grandson n she adored me when i was little
few years ago went to Germany for a family reunion
obv i was a little tentative. but ive never felt so comfortable in my life around fam. even on my dads side
lol i have lil cousins that look like beebs n they fkn love a nigga. i cant wait to go back
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lol im still hella talkative because i cant get over tonight yo
tmrw im diving in that pussy again and im just going to lay n marvel at her n play w/ her hair
LMAO I FEEL SO FKN STUPID
is that wat that shit feels like . i used to cringe at niggas like me
I hope I battle you next week
lmao
wut u gon do
quote 10 paragraphs
nigga I don't give af
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coz immmmmmmm sprung
she out to get meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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give me an internet high 5 tho
Ima need you to act like you been here before niggaQuote:
Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff
word muff just booked himself a climb up mount fucking everest to ever champing the league with this tangent he just went on lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Notti
muff on some other shit all the time, but he keeps it real so hes cool in my book.
dead at beebz cousin and nephews tho lol
take pictures of the wedding for us bro.
find out if she can cook tho first.
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take pride in the fact that u can still win battles even tho the whole site knows ya whole life lol
same thing with bags at the Lime. all of the personals in the world and people still cant beat him
tho he only beat me by 2 votes in our last battle :(
goodlooks
ive always been an open book
niggas been aware of my ups n downs
thats what sucks bout the fact ive had 3 6+ month hiatus' since i started. this last one being exactly 12 months. i miss all the good personals lmfao.
http://d236bkdxj385sg.cloudfront.net...at-378x414.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff
yeah lol im legit coming out of left field w/ all this shit because im lying
boy stop
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idgaf what u think nigga
like I said I think its corny too
but it is what it is
if I were anyone else id prolly be like "lol look at this nigga"
but I really don't care yo. legit had the time of my life
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i know u just learning how to use a gif but cut that shit out
yo real talk i been on boards with muff for awhile now. idk when he actually came back and started battling but the dude has had a ling time to make stuff up lol. he never has i dont think.
let muff have his moment yo
never have
ive always told you guys the truth tbh
whether it be good or bad
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Lmaooo.
Muffy i jst needed tp use theze gifs i saved
edited
lol yo u almost had me
I just spazzed on u
u don wanna see what iedited out
lmaooooooo
but yo i just voted on all the battles
some quality stuff this week props to everyone
0 no shows too
good week
my gif game strong watch thisQuote:
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Did shit just get real?Quote:
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lol tht one hella racist but I had to save it
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oh shit that's my check in
oops
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fk already pisted that one
ehh this is not going as grand a si thought
lol u win
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LMAO
checkmate!