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Thanks, man. I'm just happy my cousin is alive and well. It means alot to my mom and dad, and his wife and kids too. My mom is cooking our Christmas Day turkey right now. It's literally in the oven. She's going to bring the oven with her when she comes over this Friday. I had a video chat with her about an hour ago, she looked really happy about it. I've never seen her look so alive and well before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Art.
This shit was funny as fuck lol can’t even front.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lenox
Cool verse, bud. Haven’t read the votes/breakdowns yet, or even what the hell I drunkenly keyed up, but props for sure on dropping & getting the W.
Even a faded version of me ain’t easy to top. I liked your bipolar & partisan joints too.
I wouldn’t have logged back in since like 2016, if not for spontaneous blowjobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barcotic
Lmao god i hate youQuote:
Originally Posted by Wuxia
GoneQuote:
Originally Posted by Wuxia
Hold up, so this is easily one of the most insane bars I’ve ever dropped from setup to finish. I need to know how @Wuxia and @Art. pronounce “Joaquin” in order for them to think it doesn’t sound like “walking” lmao am I completely delusional or what?? It’s almost identical out loud.Quote:
ya Napoleon complex is bogus & nonsense, I’m taking ur head & stomping
then I’ll break every Bonaparte, just to prove this motherfucker is a dead man Joaquin
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https://youtu.be/xuL-VYi89Gg?si=1jEVLLVrGDhif537
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Originally Posted by Lay Doubt.
I think on my vote I went back snd forth on it lol I never know how to say his name to be completely honest wah keen ? Walking ? Idk
Lol they went from having me someone who knows how to do shit back to admins that can’t even set up forums properly
Can you give me info on this ovan? Need a new one for the house and would appreciate some infoQuote:
Originally Posted by Wuxia
Shut up kill spree
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Ninja outdoor oven you make a pizza in 3 minutes
I think it’s pronounced about as close to “walking” as some wordplay gets haha def possible I’m wrong tho. I think dead man Joaquin is cool, but I’m also a moron so there’s that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Art.
But anyways, your song in HOF is sick. Wish I could figure out that type of cadence and breath control.
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Why is “Napoleon complex” and “bogus & nonsense” so much fun to rap out loud.
Bonaparte / dead man walkin was sick. fuck the hatersQuote:
Originally Posted by Lay Doubt.
Man I was drunk at 3am and said and did all kinds of drunk at 3am type shit I can't even remember did I write a verse for Lenox? Was it Lenox? Man I don't even know I was drunk at 3am and said and did all kinds of drunk at 3am type shit.
whoever made the forums for ryno and wuxia team, you know you can make those as sub forums here in lll (would show up in same place as closed battles)
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pretty much you just reminded dia how he has no family during xmas time lmao Art. thought you were gay but I could see you were trollingQuote:
Originally Posted by Wuxia
I know u think that ur funny, Theodore Bundy, until it’s time to battle LayQuote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
“Don’t get Fresh with me” ..said every bitch who hides from u down an alleyway
Yeah "easily one of the most insane bars I've ever dropped" lmfao.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lay Doubt.
I don't see why people are saying bad things about my shit, this was easily the best thing the world has ever experienced, I mean who doesn't hear walking when they say wahhhhkeeeeen for real?
Like does it really matter though? Are all of you going to battle some where else because of where the forums are?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
He didn’t remind me he straight up trolled me over my dead parents which is fucked because he didn’t come at me with that energy before being admin very dangerous to put an admin on who has no experience at lest make admin that knows how to Do shitQuote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
And no not me never again.
That’s why I never made anyone above super mod cuz dudes can’t do shit
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Wuxia stick to modding for fucks sake
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And he trolled me over my cousin again when we wasn’t even close I literally never
Spent one holiday with the dude my cousin who is like my bro is coming from Tennessee tho
Three stories in one post mixed together?
It's spelled Oven*Quote:
Originally Posted by Kill Spree
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It'll be better when we're given the passwords to our forums
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All jokes aside, appreciate it buddy
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I don't give a shit about you or your feelings.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3viction
Captains will pm their team passwords
@Wuxia since you're admin you can spy on rynos team
Lol. They’ll see who has read the thread at the bottom
Mom adopted a Rottweiler puppy earlier this month in anticipation of Christmas. His name is Woofster. She usually adopts Rottweiler puppies around this time of the year because it's really the best way to legally get what you're looking for out of a dog without the trouble of rescuing strays or abandoned Rottweilers that may or may not have an owner.
https://i.ibb.co/MDt66vq/woofsteralive.jpg
Anyways, she really went all out this year for Christmas, volunteering to handle the food preparations herself as she recently purchased a new oven. She's cooking our Christmas Day Turkey Dinner and will, along with my dad, be bringing it over this Friday when they drive in from Kentucky. Here's a pic she just sent me of Woofster.
https://i.ibb.co/xChn9zC/woofsterintheoven.jpg
Mom wanted me to share her recipe with you guys for Christmas so here you go.
How to Cook a Rottweiler
You'll find the full, step-by-step recipe below — but here's a brief overview of what you can expect when you make this top-rated Christmas Day Rottweiler recipe:
Season Woofster: Stir together parsley, rosemary, sage, thyme, lemon-pepper, and salt in a small bowl. Rub the cavity of the Rottweiler with the herb mixture, then stuff the cavity with celery, orange, onion, and carrot.
Prepare Woofster: Place Woofster in a roasting pan lined with foil long enough to wrap around the Rottweiler. Pour Champagne and broth over the Rottweiler, making sure to get some of the mixture inside the cavity.
Roast Woofster: Bring the foil over Woofster and seal. Roast in a preheated oven until the juices run clear. Uncover the Rottweiler and continue roasting until the skin turns golden brown.
I got that ninja outdoor oven can make a pizza in less than 5 minutes and a turkey in 30 mins instead of it taking hours
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It’s going to be 58 on Christmas, will prob have to cook a day before cuz it’s going to be rainy
Heard Rottweiler’s are aggressive and super strong so this recipe should make the meat nice and tender. EnjoyQuote:
Originally Posted by Wuxia
I hope your whole family gets attacked by dogs.
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shaq was cold in this feat with gawn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbWS...&start_radio=1
Dia, where do you get off accusing me of singling you out and trolling you? There are numerous members here who have mothers, fathers, wives, children, and cousins who are still alive and well. We're expected to get just a little bit emotional with our happiness considering it's Christmas time, and all of us have family and loved ones that we care for. If you think it's distasteful for us to talk about our families when yours coincidentally happen to be dead then that is a you problem and not a me problem. I'm sorry your family is dead. They're all dead. Your Christmas is going to be terrible this year. I get that. But don't try to shit on our Christmas Spirit just because the people we love and care about are still alive. Every person here is allowed to express their joy without fear of you getting all sad and shit.
If anyone from RYNO’S team doesn’t hear from their captain pm for your team password. I know Ryno likes to lock himself in a room during the holidays and do god knows what
the fact you said you have cousins and parents who are alive and actually healthy, the way you said it made it sound sarcastic towards me. which was fucked up, I hope your parents die at the christmas dinner table.
Whoa whoa that’s not the Christmas spirit!
If you're going to take it personally every time somebody brings up their healthy mom, healthy dad, healthy cousin, healthy wife, and healthy children then you should reconsider your purpose in being here. The staff and I have already discussed what direction we wanted RB to move into for 2024. We already self-identify as the best text battling site online today, but we're also going to focus on what matters most to us and our members. That being family. We will focus on text battling and family-related activities such as Mother/Son Team Battles and Cousin-Only 1-2 Punch Cyphers.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3viction
You know what you are doing, or do you.
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I was going to let you use my statistic system for the league to and embed it on here, maybe be nicer to me from now on.
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for real tho that would be pretty cool tho and it would show actual contenders. and suggest match ups.
Smh
I would love to use your statistic system Dia but you have to get over the fuck my life mom is dead attitude. There are just way too many people here who have PMed me their frustrations about being unable to openly talk about how much they love and enjoy spending time with their moms and dads because they're afraid you will doxx them.
smh dont' act like you wasn't making a dig at me you sarcastic prick.
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also will you be buying your new rottie puppy anything for christmas? my tree is going to be filled with shit for the cats and dog lmfao, but can't keep the cats out of the tree I got a bad as spray bottle that terrifies them though and they get tf out of there.
Who shit in this guys bed? That was viciousQuote:
Originally Posted by 3viction
Woofster is literally cooking in my mom's oven as we speak so he won't be getting shit for Christmas.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3viction
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Originally Posted by Wuxia
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Originally Posted by Wuxia
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Originally Posted by Fresh
tell me that wasn't a troll at me I'll suck your mf dick.