tbh, the nc vs rb shit isn't that much of a deal now... most are on both sites... about 3 or 4 months ago, it was completely different lol
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King will be my example, but there are PLENTY league wide.
Quote vs king (1st champ match this season)
n' don't act like the rumors ain't true, ur obese n' it's sick dude
bitch you can't feel bad i'm takin the belt when the shit wouldn't even fit you
fuck it ima get ruthless n' use it till ur on the ground n' wrecked
i'd even fucking strangle you with it but I couldn't get the shit to fit around ur neck
ur not shit so fuck ur little fans tho i'm frustrated from this bitter stan
cuz no matter how puffed up i get from winning king'll still walk away the bigger man
i mean this, stop cryin to me on aim how ur genetics were bad luck
this just in - the term king-sized was literally inspired by this fat fuck
- all of the voters ate up the fat jokes. not one complaint. king losses
ALIEN vs king
U gettin platinum artist attention, but I'd take u down a couple of pegs
Jay and Kanye watchin the throne cuz this fatass King might break one of the legs
You got a false ego trip over the mag & ranks, why???
They only set my odds of winning at 40 to match your waist size
Your just the running joke of this league so enough with the slick talk...
Who am I kiddin', you ain't runnin nowhere... we'll call it a brisk walk
- nobody liked fat jokes this week, getting old. king wins
The Archetype vs king
My body has that black Adonis swag. It's known this fag's the weight of a horse
So we both pull bitches... but yours is through gravitational force
This fat bum thinks he's top tier but drops haven't shown that lately, son
So if we're trying to decide if you're a juggernaut... it's cuz your body's shaped like one
Stop acting like you're the Michael Jackson of text. You're just a buffoon that ruins lines
So if we call you the King of Pop... it includes all junk foods that balloon your size
The pressure to champ is getting to him. I know this obese fag's starting to sweat
Cuz King has the weight of the world on his shoulders... and the mass of the sun below his neck
- HALF HIS VERSE, fat jokes. everyone loves them again??? wtf
anyone see what i see?
yeah... Alien used weak fat jokes and i used the best out the bunch lol
i guess it kinda depends on how their executed.. i only voted on Al v King
But arch did have some fire ones
you also based half your verse on it.
anyway... i've had this convo w/ GT battlers... there's certain angles that if you flip them properly, they'll never be played... it's why Madness still gets fat jokes thrown at him... fat jokes, i fucked your girl and you're a faggot will always hit as long as humor is involved... then on the internet, w/ the little bit of info we know, that shit will get quoted... it's why every week i get Abi lines, King gets fat jokes even though we don't know if he's fat, Cry gets emo lines... as long as i laugh, it'll be quoted by me tbh
unintentionally... it wasn't like "let me put a fat joke in" lol... but i just key now whatever comes to mind... then taking into account i've battled King like 10 times in 2 months, it happens... couldn't really use personals cuz i've done them all... personals will get called played quicker than generics flipped well
seriously tho
joe boston is a fagg0t
To be honest it's hard for me to comment without returning to each of the battles and looking at all the actual votes. The outcome of the battle will have been affected by lots of things, not least the quality of the opponent's verse. Plus my own perspective is inevitably informed by how much I liked each line.
I see what you're saying and I'm not saying there's nothing there necessarily, but I can't come to any conclusion right now. It's late so the only thing I really want to put to bed is me.
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