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Yes, born & raised in Iceland. I was 18 when I started learning English. I can play basketball well, im no LeBron james. I just dislike it compared to other sports. I enjoy American football, im too big for hockey. It just doesn't work well for me, u guys just shoulder into my legs. Boxing is still fun i do it in club matches but haven't this year. Too busy with school & work.Quote:
Originally Posted by MUFF the Monolith
ill fight ur big ass
n if I get close enough im biting urfkn nose off
welcome to America mfker
Haha, thanks my friend. I'll try to get more votes in on ur guys stuff. I think i have over 10 vote links combined with my LLL votes.Quote:
Originally Posted by MUFF the Monolith
thers a new weekup
I already lost thanks a lot clout I knew u would have voted for me because im that nigga though
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ay someone in here..throw me n unfuk a pic to roast
I see all u niggas wtf yall doing eating popcorn
Of course, because they're tune into the muff show as he interviews thors grandson; CloutQuote:
Originally Posted by MUFF the Monolith
lmao ur so fkn Icelandic
Word @joog'n
Shit's sad man... A lot of these kids have potential but it's thrown away because there parents much rather them be out of their hair, in their rooms playing video games then take them outside in the back yard or to a local park to throw a ball around...
I typically invite a lot of the kids over some times to work with them outside of league practices just to help them develop skills and shit, of course it's no pads because the ACC leagues are strict when it comes to "Over working" kids... So it's more of drills that don't require pads, so just basic fundamentals and mechanics.
Listen I wrestled polar bears as a baby Viking & I don't mean ur ex girlfriends, my nigga.Quote:
Originally Posted by MUFF the Monolith
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Originally Posted by Amen
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lmaoooo im sorry u post was too serious
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHH
You legit have issues, bro..
To even think from that perspective, tbh.
lmao
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im jk if ithot u were pedo we woulnt be havin this convo
I'm sure you'll be the ONLY one to find that funny.
It's not, IMO.
But do you, weirdo.
that shit hilarious
@Aero , when you coming to NY again... Or even PA for that matter.
I'll have my 10 year old son MOP you, lol.
Sup? hahaha
idc I lold
im not lookin for a thumbs up.
if it were my kid id be murderous of course
but im more just mkin fun of u being a football coach
that is a sight to see. I woulnt even watch the game id watch u no hoomo
Sup?Quote:
Originally Posted by MUFF the Monolith
I bet u spaz on the refs whenever ur son catch a penalty
Id be like look at dre..he think he mike tomlin. head bobbin like them baseball coaches who get thrown out
spike the ball all hard n it bounces back up n hits u in the face type shit. lol id love to see it
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u got ne good pics me n unfuk can roast? for da cultchaQuote:
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dre u should record a game or hv someone do it. that way we can see the prodigy at work
id watch it
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Originally Posted by MUFF the Monolith
Everything is recorded bro, for reference. I'm like the Bill Bellichick of Youth Football, lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by MUFF the Monolith
And no, I don't act belligerent off a flag... It's Pee-wee football, man. It's not that NFL lol...
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I did almost punch the other teams coach in the face tho, for acting like that.
Dude was crying because my son kept sacking the Quarterback and shit and causing fumbles and shit.
I run a Nickel defense with my middle line backer right behind the defensive end for a quick and easy rush/blitz (Which is my son HAHAHA) and 9/10 he breaks the offensive line quick and rushes and hits the QB.
So the other coach was crying that my son "Number 17 is hitting my QB to hard"
So I told him, "If you don't want your QB getting hit then convert your team to flag football... Or stfu..."
Dude was legit spazzing screaming from the side line for the refs to "Watch number 17..." like go fuck yourself. Kids doing everything he is supposed too do, move on the snap, not the call and hit the QB as I instructed him too do. Told him, "Listen you have 1 job and one job ONLY. I don't want you dropping back or getting tangled with and offensive guard or tackle. Left your D.E. tangle, you run around and hit the quarterback and NO ONE ELSE... That is your job... As soon as the ball is snapped you break right through and hit the QB as hard as you can... Try and get him before he gets rid of the ball..."
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BTW, I can't see the PIC from my work CPU in the roast but is that the Picture I bodied SALAMANDER in the epic pic battle?
SMH...
yea I think it is @ the pic in roast
lol @ the story btw. sound like u at least know wtf ur talkin about
Cut it out. Have your son sign into the LLL I'll give him 12 lines.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amen
Lol i picture amen losing his shit after every call. Chasing the fk'n ref. The rest of the league hates yall. Like yall the bad news bears. Got kids going home mooommm. Whats a fay-got?Quote:
Originally Posted by Amen
HAHAHAHAHAAH
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im tellin u joog he has spiked the ball n it bounced back n hit him in the face at least 2x a season
At LEAST twiceQuote:
Originally Posted by MUFF the Monolith
amen be drop kickin cheerleaders n shit
Amen got so upset one time he almost took his hat off.
LMAO
*goes to throw his hat off*
"Oh, nm"
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Originally Posted by MUFF the Monolith
Lol exactly.
@Amen if you aren't beating one of the mom's down then what's the point? Don't tell me you're coaching Bc you love your kids & the game of football.
Lol. This nigga make his own flags to throw back atvtge ref. Like NO..NO..FLAG ON YOUR PLAY
hahahahha imlegit lolin
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this nigga threw a yellow durag
Im fkn donnnnnnnnne
Durag on the play
Lmao, ya'll retarded...
Nothing like that at all... Just the one head coach incident.
And I do know what I"m talking about...
@Aero , co'mon son... I been piping the MILFS... My wifey thinks I'm discussing football and their kids progress when they call me over the the sidelines to exchange numbers and shit...
Have you seen me bro? I"m too handsome bro
wayyyyy to handsome, the moms love me HAHAHA
Fl contenders match needs votes!!!!
http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...open-for-votes
Trying to close this today
niGGa don't advertise that garbage in LLL
the fuck you thought?
Lol @ gracy. Gracie bruh, gracie. And that's bjj/jiu jitsu not mma I been training that shit my whole life. Which gracie school is he in? My son just turned 5 he's about to start training.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amen
Imo u should get him to a nogi school tho, gi is cool and all but not very practical for real fight situations. If that school offers nogi get him in that. Try to supplement his bjj training with some sort of striking training too. Either boxing/kick boxing/muay thai
U doing right by him tho getting him combat training at a young age. Props on that bro.
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lmao ok imdone
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@useless
is nogi the shit where u wear gi's? iono I guess I seen noGI n I started thinking of shit
RENZO GRACIE FIGHT ACADEMY in BKQuote:
Originally Posted by useless
And I train him in Boxing as well as he does/practices Jeet Kune Do (Bruce Lee's Martial Arts) in Manhatten.
All that training and you still can't throw the hands with me. Makes no sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by useless
my lil nigga dre jr got the glow
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HAIRLINE!!!!!!!!! KICK!
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lmao I need to lay off that shit. yo yall have a good one I gtg in a min
mag being finished now be up in an hour