Diss the person above you...

I'm sick in the head. Yeah, that's what the doctor said I must be,
That's why he prescribed me a daily dose of more speed
Washed down by guzzling a half-a-pint of morphine
Horse feed's already got you obese, just know these Rhymes
will wheel you on a trolley through the double-doors in
hospital .. Nurse pushes you over an obstacle
Your hollow nut lands in a colostomy bowl, red water
Floods the hall, now we gotta pressure-wash you off the walls

I come from a decent country unlike the U Suck Ass
Your military massacres civilians
To make their oily millions I gotta point in your face
And laugh screaming "I'm gonna kill yer!"

^To J Masta

J masta R Penis wishes he was a DJ on his avatar.
A Dick Jumper that is, careful man, you might get a scar.
I got my glock, its cocked, fully loaded.
Your flow is like a path, dirt-e-roded.
I'm the masta at words, you aren't, theres no path or way.
Found a new way to spell wack: J-M-A-S-T-A!

its called "Diss The Person Above You" did you do that?
ya where supposed to diss me, its Rap Battle combat
i think ya stupid, full of shit, that dollar shit was late
cant get anybody, cant procreate
if you where a fisher of rhymes, bet ya cant even catch bait
thats why your askign me to be your rapper soul mate

Sean-Price is gay, got beef on the USA.
I'm gonna chop of your head, serve it on a tray.
Your hyper, go to the self-glorification cypher.
Your roadkill, and I'm the windsheild wiper.
Saying your ill, if that's your testimony your jailed.
Like your a reptile, I'll leave your wackness "scaled."

Blah, freestyle.

To deprived^

still not up to the rules of this forum
dissing sean than me, im dying of boredom
so stupid, asking to battle Cannabarz
ill put both of you behind the bars
always bothering me, saying "hey J Masta is this freestyle good"
then starts to have a fit, when i say i misunderstood
ya rhymes not good go back to the "homo hood"

Look at J Masta the Pranksta.
Thinking he hot, after I flame ya!
Your a clown, got the words to prove it.
"Malkaveli, you ain't ready", comedy, use it.
Belong in comedy central, once was a gay tribute.
Got punches in my pocket and to you I'll diss-tribute!

Yes im a funny gangsta, make people laugh with all my jokes
At least i make a living, unlike this bloke
Using yur life for shit, so scared always holding a butter knife
Even Timmothy Mcviegh deserves to use yur life
even your soul hates you
mabye you could have a better life, if you switch bodies with a kangaroo!

My spits burning oil and I'm setting you on fire.
Leave your body burnt to a crisp in a quagmire.
Even if you were Mary Jane, you still wouldn't be dope!
Your career causes eye strain, can't even be seen with a microscope!
The only time you can freestyle good is pretending to be dead in a pool.
I'm going to place you in a freezer, but then you still wouldn't be cool!

Blah.

now if ya spit fire ya mite have swallowed a match, ur stupidity
i say yur fire can burn nothing but an ant city
ill knock ya out till ya breathless
commenting on yur battle, rating: 0 no success
in 5 minutes yur a dead man
suffer the same death, like what happened to the captured american

bitch you aint dope either , nothing about u is ill
dope? yea maybe some crack or some pills...
you dont even have a real name which proves your insignifacance
sorry for reigning on your parade, but i'm proving my magnifasence
dissing you....piece of cake, and yea im eating it
while u sit at home in from of the computer, beatin it
sorry i had to go there, but its all for fun
Kandy gone leave here a victorious one

*walks out and slams the door*

It's played, really, I don't feel like sayin "I fucked your mother"
I mean, this is fun to see, 2 wack fucks dissin each other!
What can I expect from u 2? Except the fact is: u'll both lose
Makes me laugh, one's oblivion, the other's claims he's a noob!
Paralyzing, leavin both ur sorry asses unconsiously fucked
Can't think of a last line really, so suck my dick u dumb sluts!

Freetyled, again.

lil kahn take ya ass back ta Islam
im the real one who fucked ya mom
sure ur battling a newbie, but im the experienced one
i go to Dubai, shot ya ass with a thompson submachine gun
posting here since april already a thousand, ya got no life
im removing ya brain with a surgical knife

Spittin back at me? Shut up, 'fore I end ur life
His verse sucked so bad, he had to edit it twice!
I'll gladly piss on him, and just simply take the win
Unlike ya avy, you aint gon make my record spin!
"Fuck you motherfucker" <--says that, and what even worse
He has to say it in his sig, coz he cant spit a real verse!

Freestyled.

Haha the pussy got owned.

Ill Kahn's fucked up, claims he's from Dubai.
He also claims he's a girl, he's not even a guy.
I know your frustrated to get on my level.
Fine, I'll get down to yours by using a shovel.
You've got 1,000 posts and already claim your "da shit".
Fuck it. Why don't you ask Darth Maul to spit?

Spit somethin quick, merk him, then I just "Send"
He got mad like a pussy, but failed at takin revenge!
WE got wackasses like u on RB, its a fuckin shame
I'll leave ya more perplexed than readin ya own name!
Don't need to spit back, ill just tell him to fuck himself
Ur custom title's just right, you're new to ur death!

Freestyled in less than a minute LMAO!

And he got owned lol.