You know this answer doesn't satisfy my inquiry in any the slightest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
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You know this answer doesn't satisfy my inquiry in any the slightest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
:laugh: can you get any more pathetic? besides the fact that you clearly don’t know what a sentence is, you’re such an eternal victim i’m half expecting you to start bombing kids in Gaza.Quote:
Originally Posted by YG
& whether you asked about voting simply cuz you’re a nosy, self important bitch or cuz you’re offended that Your Greatness wasn’t mentioned, it’s not a good look either way. go back to LLL chat & let niggas who are actually being productive members of the board conduct they business.
lmao @ being on a text board & being mad niggas writing responses longer than a couple words.
what is the deal with these soft ass cornballs flapping lips on a battle rap website but being terrified to actually put some bars down?
& don’t speak to Mal Diction. homie will wash you.
ahahaha.. aight i guess it’s story time:Quote:
Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic
The Bladecoat Brawler is one of the many names i acquired in my youth that stemmed from an incident that involved some petty street bullshit niggas was involved in at the time. i’ll relate the story at another time but the just of it all, concerning the name, is this:
in my younger days i was known to carry a multitude of weaponry on my person at any given time, mostly blades. & i had a cargo/bomber type jacket with many pockets on it that i could stash blades in so well i’d be able to pass through airport security or court house metal detectors with ease. if the crew ever got into an altercation, regardless of how many of us there were, everyone was armed in moments because of this. somewhere along the line niggas started referring to me as “bladecoat” & the name stuck.
the official long version of my title is: Blackhood Jack Hallows, The Bladecoat Brawler.
there, you satisfied now?
Therein with that final four words we hit a paradox for I was both given the full and unfiltered answer I had indeed requested so by technicality my inquiry was sated...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
But alas, I am not satisfied. I do believe this part to be more a me problem than a you problem, and also do not wish for you to segue this into a "How can I really satisfy you then" angle that I can sense may loom.
so then i guess it’s a safe bet to say that you won’t be experiencing the Fruit of the Loom then, ey? :coolio:
Imagine having the nerve to call someone else lame while simultaneously going by the nickname Blackhood Jack Hallows, The Bladecoat Brawler
Fucking crackhead
much easier than imagining myself as a battle emcee while directly ducking a call out just to instead aggressively type angst fueled cries for attention because i’m a leaky yeast crease.
at least Knoxville had an angle. you just want to feel accepted but too pussy to admit it so you’re tryna disguise it as… acting like a straight up pussy? lmao make it make sense son.
Whatever helps you sleep at night
This is my life, terminallyQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
If @YG is keen for it I don't mind setting it up here, it doesn't go on your record unless you do it in front lines but we could have an alternative outcome, the loser has to write a 2000-word sincere mating call to a person of the victor's choosing, or has to rap a full verse on Mac n Cheeze for example.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
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Also, it looks like @FaQEyeReddit has disappeared, if everyone else is cool with it I think it'd make things interesting to have @YG as a replacement, assuming YG is down also?
bro i’m leant :laugh: these stipulations..
i spoke to Faq a few days back i think he been traveling.
Hasn’t logged in since January 3rd
But yea he’ll be back any day now
Maybe he has insider (or inside-him) information...
i take you still running your mouth as confirmation that you’ve accepted Bag’s proposal?Quote:
Originally Posted by YG
otherwise, mind your fucking business & let grown folks talk.
Not doing an ordinary text battle
Audio, vid, or pics if you want my time
nobody wants your time son. you came here acting like niggas owe you something. for that, you got challenged to do something worthy of our attention. nobody has time to sit around entertaining niggas who’re scared to rap.
with that said, audio battle it is.
Says the man begging me for a battle in every other postQuote:
nobody wants your time son.
challenging you to put up or shut up is a far cry from begging, simpleton.
Discord live chat rn
I’ll record it for the site
yeah nah. record your audio verse & i’ll do likewise. fuck i look like rappin over the phone to a nigga at 2am. lmao fuckin weirdo.
i got all this new audio equipment & i intend to use it accordingly.
Quack quack
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Let the record show that I called the Bladecoat Brawler out for a live battle and he ducked
Quack quack
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Calls someone out for a battle
Said person accepts a battle
“No, not like that!!!!”
Faggot
oh please nigga. how stupid & hypocritical of a bitch are you? you forget the whole “Not doing an ordinary text battle. Audio, vid, or pics if you want my time” pussy shit already?
i chose audio, but you tryna switch shit up cuz you wanna sit on the phone with another nigga in the middle of the night cuz you codependent.
now you throwing a tantrum cuz you ain’t getting your way.
you a whole clown son. it would be entirely too easy to rinse you in a freestyle, so i’m not wasting my time with anything that’s not conducive to me elevating my audio recording game.
i owe a fuck nigga not a damn thing. be mad. get your pen game up.
Quack quack
Lmao. right.. hide your QQ’ing behind some animal noises :laugh:
son heard i had some fresh audio equipment & changed tune pronto.
i’m a grown man nigga. you demanding someone immediately contact you on an off site app in the middle of the night, using the guise of a rap battle, is the most suspect shit i’ve ever seen on this site, & we got niggas like Eyedealistic & Knoxville as boardmates.
if you too scared to drop a track now just say so son. cuz if you wanted a live discord battle, you would’ve included that shit in your original list of options.
you tryna deflect to save face is hilarious.
Please stop saying nigga you’re the whitest dude on the site
If you mean white as in his skin colour, Jack is definitely qualified to drop N bombs. If you mean white as in the kissing-your-dog-with-a-mouthful-of-potato-salad stereotype that's an awful thing to say to someone, you didn't need to take it there.Quote:
Originally Posted by YG
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@mal diction @Slayerr. @MV @Virbius @FaQEyeReddit @HEK TEAFY @Jack Hallows
How you wanna get the next few rounds in? 2 people will have achieved semis when the next round drops so we can have 1 semi final & battles 5/6 or if you prefer to have 2 semis at the same time it's whatever floats your boat.
So.... this was said.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
:laugh: this nigga been studying “The Idiot’s Guide to Acting like a Huge Bitch when Losing a Verbal Dispute” lmao.. unfortunately for you, someone else read the same book beforehand & used the same tactic… only to make themselves look stupider than you are currently making yourself look, which is nigh impossible but assuredly true.Quote:
Originally Posted by YG
but your bitch ass deflection is duly noted. i’m done wasting my time on cowards who talk tough then completely switch gears into delusionality when they start getting sonned.
come howl when your balls drop.
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the visual on the potato salad dog kiss was the epitome of heinosity lmao….Quote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
as far as how the next round goes, i really don’t have any objections to having 2 semis just to keep shit congruent, but really i’m with whatever the general consensus is.
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smh lmao.. i’m sadly beginning to appreciate your ability to filter any and everything through a Platonian Homoerotical Sentence Generator.Quote:
Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic
Your only objection is that they both weren't throbbing hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
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Geez, guess we know what the ransom is then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
Says the man ducking a verbal disputeQuote:
The Idiot’s Guide to Acting like a Huge Bitch when Losing a Verbal Dispute
Go hit your crackpipe again and type up some more paragraphs
Lmao. ain’t no one ducking no wet milksop ass nigga who got offended no one invited him to vote in a competition he wasn’t involved in to begin with :laugh:
son seriously mad i won’t talk to him on the phone. you a weirdo for real. let me know if we dropping tracks, niggabitch.
You live in your own fantasy land
All I did was ask why others peoples votes counted more than others, someone replied and I was like alright cool
You then proceeded to insult me in one of your crack binge paragraphs, after I already got the answer
Getting worked up by someone with a Wheat Flakes avatar lmao, must be an absolute miserable existence to live your life
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And again, no one asked to talk on the phone
You do realize discord is available on PC right?
Said I would record it for the site
Just because you can’t afford a computer doesn’t mean we all can’t bud
Keep living in your fantasy dreamland, maybe one day you won’t be such a faggot
i was the one who responded, senile bitch. you don’t realize how easy it is to see through your facade. you was like “cool”? nah son you was aggy, calling the voting criteria biased. stop tryna play the role when niggas can literally click back 2-3 pages & smell your twatwaft.
you been exposed yourself as an emotional bitch when you started hoppin in threads making retarded ass political assumptions on topics far removed from the sphere of politics, so it was clear then that there’s always an air of weak hearted faggadoccio in all of your responses.
phone, computer, same shit niggabitch. you tryna get me 1 on 1 on the horn is crazy suspect. i only contact niggas directly off line to conduct business.
if i’m audio battling you, it ain’t gonna be none of this over the line weird shit you’re tryna pull son. that shit doesn’t benefit me in the least. i’m tryna work on my craft & recording a track suits that purpose.
the fact that you keep avoiding the topic of making a track, when you clearly have recording capabilities, tells me everything i needed to know: that you have zero talent & you’re terrified of that fact being exposed on wax.
you can breathe easy now, nigga. we know.
Bro loves his paragraphs
He thinks using the word nigga makes him hard
Jack Swallows the Bareback Bonder ladies and gentlemen
typical generic ass response when you know you got put in checkmate bitch.
get some new material. you’re literally the ass end of the human centipede with these corny name plays.
Dudes obsessed with me
figures you’d bite Mariah Carey. you probably sync your menstrual cycle with hers.
Boo hoo nigga
Shut the fuck up
or what, cocknostrils? mean words? :laugh::laugh::laugh:
New battles are up
Also in case you missed it there's a Double Elimination themed cypher stickied & MV is putting up a mystery prize for the winner, links here: http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...31#post8996131
@mal diction @Virbius @HEK TEAFY @Slayerr. @FaQEyeReddit @Jack Hallows
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Jack & @YG I'm enjoying the back & forth, seeing a bitter feud start because of a simple misalignment in expression & interpretation of humour is always a fascinating social phenomenon, however I think since YG proposed audio as a means of battle, Jack is willing to oblige & we'd all like to see that happen, it would be logical to get it crackin. I can set it up if you can agree on a deadline & time limit, how does 2 weeks & 2-3 minutes sound? Doing audio battles at all gets you respect+ and you can still retain your pride if the vote doesn't go your way since music is subjective.
Are LB actually sponsoring? Hahahaha