If you want to participate in the playoffs we'd all feel honoured, being 0-2 doesn't mean you won't air shit outQuote:
Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic
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If you want to participate in the playoffs we'd all feel honoured, being 0-2 doesn't mean you won't air shit outQuote:
Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic
No, I shall not be playing hide the hot dog with you. It would be like throwing a caterpillar down a runway.
Yo, what's this shit about 6 ppl in the playoff's? No room for a 7th? I feel quite bad about signing out, and also about the forum being in low waters in general atm (even though I'm a newbie). I would love this shit to be thriving and jiving, so I could just dip my toes in the awesomeness. But with my past involvement and my love for the clientel (pause) I feel somewhat responsible for any decline in the traffic..... I might be shitfaced off IPA's and negroni's atm (btw, if you run out of sweet vermouth, I highly recommed Lillet Blanc), but at the current moment I feel like I would like to be considered for the upcoming battles. But at the same time, I'm pretty busy with other things.... I just don't wan't to leave you guys hanging.. Alternatively, I could be the extra judge, as Virb suggested to be, if needed. A close friend of mine once described me as "extremely objective", so what more would you need?
Anyway, if there's a shortage on battlers, then hit me up, and otherwise I'm still checking in once in a while. Regarding the mixtape and collab stuff, I don't really have the same equipment that I had before (mainly Ominsphere and Keyscape, which are huge, though), but I'm down to do some audio stuff, depending on deadlines, because as Bag said, it should all be for the creative surplus that we all have, and shouldn't feel like a chore. But just so you guys know (not that you care, but for the few that may), I'm still here, trying to work up the spirit to write shit you've never heard about your moms. So stay tuned. And stay spitting poetic bullshit, so I can rebuttal the shit you said with a reference that when you look it up on google you have to reconsider wtf kind of habits you have.... Pea.zzz.e out untill then.
LooooooooolQuote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
lmfaoooo damn i’m glad i ain’t miss much but the shit i missed be gold.
@Slayerr. @Virbius @FaQEyeReddit
yo my bad gents i’ma get to voting on that fucking battle.. i read it when it was completed & felt so satisfied i just bounced without comment lmao. i’ma hop on it later tonight when i’m settled.
@TheShaman , yeah man you need to be on the mixtape cuz you won the audio joint the champ gotta rep.
Alright we're gonna get the playoffs set up this week, looks like we got @MV back too hope you're good bro. @TheShaman I'm getting mixed vibes from your post, you battling or judging is fine with me, let me know which you wanna do.
I'm gonna be dropping the fixture list & Round 1 battles on Wednesday or Thursday, double elimination.
just a heads up @mal diction @Virbius @Jack Hallows @Slayerr. @FaQEyeReddit @HEK TEAFY
If anyone else who's been involved wants to take part you can @miracle @Spree @KnoXville.
saw it
I'm about to drop the next cypher check the stickies if you're on it ||
oh shit this is gonna get graphic..
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@Virbius .. i take great offense to you speaking to your dog about me in that manner. :laugh:
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@HEK TEAFY
damn bro you went in this round.. @FaQEyeReddit better come with it.
Oh good, I was afraid that line wasn’t offensive enough.
I wanted to add something about how you’re an approval-seeking beg who lost a battle to Knox, but I couldn’t fit it into the bar. Nvm, maybe next time.
You can always repurpose that thang if you want to make your pal over there squeal in delight.
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I'm trying to get a LOT of zeros put after the 2 in 0-2. Can you help?Quote:
Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic
Hey EyeDeal, sup? I’d offer give you another loss for your record, but there’s a non-zero chance that I’d lose to your bus fare line and I don’t think I’d ever recover. I mean, just look at what happened to Slayerr.
I like the quote. Comparing my dick to a caterpillar is actually pretty apt (it’s six feet but people often think it’s a lot more).
That's where you are sorely mistaken, my loose anused friend: in this metaphor you're the runway, or your caboose is anyway.
Why a runway instead of a hallway and why a caterpillar instead of a hot dog? To greater verbally illustrate the looseness.
I love Ideal's general angle but it's smelling like fried egg in hereQuote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
(I'd love to give Ideal anal so it's smelling like my smeggma in there) to save you the trouble
To save both of you the trouble go use mapquest and trivago and screw in private.
@Slayerr. @Virbius @Jack Hallows @mal diction @FaQEyeReddit @HEK TEAFY(I can't tag you for some reason)Quote:
Originally Posted by MV
can we get some votes in on these battles please, we got 4-5 rounds left til we're wrapped up then we can take a break so let's get it in
Will vote tomorrow
i take a recalibration break & come back to Bags getting kidnapped by the tourney co-runner & the Egg dropping madd bars lmao.
just a regular day in the office it seems.
off to the votes i goooooo
lol @Jack Hallows
Yooo next round is up, @FaQEyeReddit @mal diction you don't battle this week but if you want a GPT opponent or if you want to spar with me or @MV to keep your pen sharp let me know
Why do certain peoples vote matter more than others?
Bag & MV’s vote counts as double because they are the league runners. everyone else named has priority voting because we’re participating or have participated in the tourney.
why do you ask? are you actually looking to do something on the board other than argue with a sexually repressed egg & brag about being #8 on a rap board with only 5 active battlers?
ok that last part may have been a little uncalled for.
if you want in, i’m sure there’s some way Bag could incorporate you. other than that, if you want to vote on anything, go ahead.
You'd rather you and he battle-bop baloneys.
How am I bragging?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
You could’ve just explained it and left it at that
Soy boy
Go on with your 3/5th’s compromise ass ruleset
I’m sure the battles will get more than 2 votes this time around!
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Watch out guys, we got a Bladecoat Brawler on our hands
Whatever the fuck that is lmao
I don't know what the hell that means BUT... it shut the club down. Ouch.Quote:
Originally Posted by YG
It was so that there was no iffy shit going on since there's cash prizes & we had people we didn't know taking part, MV & myself would be objective whereas someone might vote to benefit themselves. I could see how it might look like a superiority complex though so you're right to ask. Tbh I think everyone left is trustworthy enough not to pull some weird shit like that & we'll make the final equal voting for everyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by YG
So that means the voting should be done entirely based upon if which participant the voter thinks is more likely to epoxy 48 dildos in a dryer and run it on a cycle while in it nude with another bro?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
lol yes but mechanical fixings are also an acceptable alternative if you like it roughQuote:
Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic
Lmao. Where’d this guy come from? Did someone order a Knox from Wish?Quote:
Originally Posted by YG
Don’t bother quoting the person who instigated in the first place
I like how you didn’t quote the first two lines either
Keep gargling the Bladecoat Brawler’s cock though it’s a good look for you
They gonn' flibbidy flobbidy FUCK.
Oh my gosh, I’m sorry YG. How terribly rude of me!
Look you can insult Jack all you like but please leave soy out of this. Tofu’s fuckin goated.
Devourer of Cocks, under NO circumstances is soy to be shown anything but disgust and rejection. Soy is heavily for the hormone that has singlehandedly led to the collapse of civilized society- estrogen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
Before you twist it understand this:
Women= good
Estrogen= evil.
Don’t worry, I’ve heard you ingest a lot of testosterone-rich fluid so you must be super masculine.
I see you tried to make a funny there, but if it's drenched in this so-called "testosterone-rich fluid" you must have pulled it out of your butt. There's a lot of pre-baby pudding that finds its way in there, you see, and it's delivered right from the source.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
Therefore by your logic your colon is ultra masculine.
he wasnt talking about you.. .. he was talking about eyedealistic( bragging)Quote:
Originally Posted by YG
gonna get my voting in in a couple hours.
What the FUCK is a "bladecoat brawler"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
Dude fucking hates two-component aliphatic polyurethane gel, shit makes him get violent.Quote:
Polane IMC Blade Coat is a 100% solids clear two-component aliphatic polyurethane developed to be in-mold applied gel coat for wind turbine blades
aw come on YG for real?Quote:
Originally Posted by YG
you make baseless political assumptions about people on unrelated topics. you log in just to argue with other dudes about their post count. you show up here simping about why your name wasn’t included in the list of voters.. now you’re aggy cuz i’m fucking with you…
& i’m the soy boy??
lmao at this point i’m convinced that you just say shit because it sounded good when you thought about it while never actually thinking about what it is that you’re saying. :laugh:
or perhaps it’s simple projection, Occam.
you wanna know what The Bladecoat Brawler is? set the thread up, scrap. or in fact, we can have @Bag Mandela set it up here as a 1 Off.. hell, why should Virbius have all the fun combating the interlopers?
Northumbria Knife Fight rules. 12 lines Blade Bars only. due 24 hours after you accept. i’ve got more important things i’m writing for so that’s the only time frame you get from me.
we running it?
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if son accepts you’ll see.Quote:
Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic
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:laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
Bro googled Bladecoat lmfaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
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Notice how I type a sentence and you constantly reply with paragraphsQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
I ain’t reading that shit man get to the point
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He quoted my reply and referenced my battle record, shut the fuck up 3-17Quote:
Originally Posted by mal diction
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Ok I read it, I wasn’t upset about my name not being included on a list of voters lmao
All I asked was why do a couple people’s votes count more than others and you had a breakdown
Go back to bladecoat brawling