@Letterman 10 lines due tonight or tomorrow night?
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@Letterman 10 lines due tonight or tomorrow night?
I fuck my wife frequently.
I can't fuck her enough to teach you the English language unfortunately, that's not the way it works.
rofl
its since
I died for three pages....that was classic close this shit fresh
This belong in the hall of fame
So manys quotes of gold I literally cried laughing
You won fl you won
You're 15, constantly post that you're crying, which means you probably use your tears as lubrication while you jerk off to up skirt pictures you took of your mom's friends while the play mahjong.
My sex game doesn't need to be on point, it's a race to pleasure town and I always come in first.
I think "it's mad". If I had said I was involved with having sex at least once you wouldn't believe me.. I'm obviously fucking with you. But I almost died when you posted this. Trying to get someone to crack is entertaining.. But your right my knowledge is low sense I'm 15.. But buying XS Trojan condoms isn't going to solve anything.
You couldn't crack a pistachio buddy