i’d read lol.
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i’d read lol.
Just waiting on MV's return to close up the last round but I'll get the 2v2's up shortly.
I'll post the next audio comp up when voting on the current one closes in about a week.
We ought to start a thread for the mixtape but I don't think this sections the right place for it & should probably get the next audio round done first but if you could link some instrumentals that are your preferred style of beat that'd be useful
Wasn't that the guy who held another dudes semen hostage in his butt?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
If we’re all gonna start dropping track and that again a sub forum in the audio section might be a good place start getting some traffic going back into that forum and get us all in the habit of checking there again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
For beats honestly I’m up for the challenge of having a bash on anything
word, i like aggressive, hard drum & dark melodic beats like the one i recorded on. i could link some beats later if that description isn’t good enough lol.. there’s a dude on youtube named Dansonn beats that i’ve got a lot of my instrumentals from. complete animal on the board.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
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word good idea. cuz i know it would attract more attention there & hopefully draw some cats that only do audio like MarkB. he’s pretty good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
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do you plan on rapping at all or are you just going to keep providing homoaggressive commentary to keep us all clenching our anal bum covers.Quote:
Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic
I was rapping before your daddy decided to experiment with a chick sexually once just to see how it feels to be the burger instead of the bun for a change.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
If I can’t get hold of dilly am I writing 12 lines on our behalf or do I have to take the no show loss coz of him or is it my 6 bars vs their 12?
Ah don’t mind Eyedeal, he’s our site mascot. He does rap but it’s usually some variation on the same joke about sucking dick for a bus fare and then walking home. It was funny the first time, less funny the second, but since the third time it’s becoming increasingly amusing. You gotta admire his commitment to the bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
It’s up to Bag, but for what it’s worth I’m fine with however you wanna do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
I’m sure you don’t have to take a no show loss. Are you ok with writing 12 lines on your own or do you want FaQ and I to write fewer? Dave’s good but so are you, I don’t think you’ll be at a major disadvantage writing on your own.
If Dave doesn’t show up you can ghostwrite lines from him so you can still get some back-and-forth style bars in there if you like. I don’t mind if you wanna ask someone like Celph or Nohbody or whoever else to ghostwrite Dave’s parts. You could even ask EyeDeal to fill in, if you don’t mind him contributing his ‘sucking dick for a bus fare then walking home’ bar three times in one verse.
It was a real low point in my career when I lost to that fucking bus fare line
You had a mouth full of another man's joy and you loved it, you had the whole walk to congratulate yourself on the play.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
you are your mother’s son, aren’t you. neither of you can keep my Pops outta your mouths lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic
hell you might be my retarded half brother. or.. sister? itster?? it’s itster isn’t it…?
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Originally Posted by Virbius
links are in order lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
Just a heads up for everyone: I'm not sure how many battles I'll be able to participate in during the coming weeks. I have a lot of stuff going on with moving and other stuff atm, and I havn't even been checking the forums, so I'll be MIA for a while, but hopefully I'll be back before the tourney ends and all that.
If not, I'll be back in the cyphers or wherever at some point.
Peace out for now.
@Bag Mandela @MV
Just as the audio scene is about to pop on here the dopest Audio head is about to bounce what a shameQuote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
I’ve just moved though so appreciate what a nightmare it is hope to see you back soon brother you’ve been a good addition
If you write 6 we'll judge it on the basis that dave's would have been of equal standard & if you write 12 that would be fire.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
@TheShaman ahh that sucks that you're dipping but you gotta do what you gotta do bro, this shits supposed to be fun so if its becoming a hassle it does defeat the object. Hopefully see you back soon.
Hahahaa @EyeDealIstic sucking dick for bus fare then walking home is masterful, and you are always welcome to join this slowly-dying tourney
Peace out Shaman, I hope all goes well and you come back on here soon
You really think I’d post a link and make my buddy Slayerr relive the trauma of such an inauspicious L?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...stic-(Eye-Wins)
Ah shit, turns out I would. Sorry.
It wasn’t hard to find, just had to search ‘Eye wins’ and click the only match.
Spicy words coming from a fellow who deliberately records himself getting acquainted with a random fellow's opals in order to find the inspiration to carry on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
Hahahahha ffs EtheredQuote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
Not in the way you think: If one particular individual is well known for not winning to the point it's said individual's trademark and somehow YOU ended up suffering a crushing and absolute defeat by the works of said individual there is one person who truly gets thrashed by the correction erection; you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
I got the joke mate thanks for explaining thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic
You sounded a little dejected so I figured my inferring you took a firm one in the exhaust pipe would brighten your day. Is it not the neighborly thing to do, to try and help say bye bye to the feels themselves when they are inflicting the ouches?Quote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
It did so you are quite welcome pal. You're welcome.
:laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
damn that last line was uncalled for & completely appropriate lmfaoooo
Egg you should make that bar your signature man. top notch lol
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hmph. you wouldn’t know spicy words if your boyfriend put Frank’s RedHot on his balls before you gargled em, ya tramp.Quote:
Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic
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i have half a thought that if Egg was around for the gay bars round, he would’ve drew upon his life’s experiences & posted a verse on everyone’s behalf before we even got the chance to start writing.
You're the type of dude to schedule a hookup with a dude and then call the cops on the other dude only because his cock was too narrow for your liking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hallows
@HEK TEAFY hey bro since our opponents aren’t likely to show, would you be interested in writing a verse in the style of your partner as a stand in for their verse??
for instance, i know Unfwit is fond of gunplay so you could write a verse favoring that aspect while miracle is prone to using a lot of word association so i could try my hand at that style. seems like a fun little exercise, i’d like to see how i’d do if i tried, whaddaya say fammo
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yeah well knoxville bailed you out literally the next morning so what are you still bellyachin about.Quote:
Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic
@FaQEyeReddit @Virbius @HEK TEAFY @Jack Hallows @Slayerr. @mal diction
We're down to 6 competitors & @MV is unlikely to be judging due to unforeseen circumstances so it's looking like the best thing to do might be to Old Yeller the remainder of the league fixtures and go for playoffs.
I reckon it'd work best if we have the top 2 ranked (based on wins against opponents who were active at the time) as automatic semi finalists, with the remaining 4 battling to achieve semis then we'll naturally progress to the climax with one winner standing erect coming above everyone else. There's stiff enough competition that we don't need to make it harder with themed rounds for this. It feels a bit like a dictator situation if I'm the only main judge so if any of you feel like you might get shafted we can do a poll instead. Pause - my bad just realised "for playoffs" was a bit fruity.
It'd look a bit like this:
Playoff round 1:
#6 vs #3
#4 vs #5
Semis:
(#6 vs #3) vs #1
(#4 vs #5) vs #2
Final
((#6 vs #3) vs #1) vs ((#4 vs #5) vs #2)
There's not much going on elsewhere on the site so we can do something new in the RW section once this is wrapped up but this avoids unnecessarily dragging this one out. What you all thinking?
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@FaQEyeReddit @Virbius @HEK TEAFY @Jack Hallows @Slayerr. @mal diction
We're down to 6 competitors & @MV is unlikely to be judging due to unforeseen circumstances so it's looking like the best thing to do might be to Old Yeller the remainder of the league fixtures and go for playoffs.
I reckon it'd work best if we have the top 2 ranked (based on wins against opponents who were active at the time) as automatic semi finalists, with the remaining 4 battling to achieve semis then we'll naturally progress to the climax with one winner standing erect coming above everyone else. There's stiff enough competition that we don't need to make it harder with themed rounds for this. It feels a bit like a dictator situation if I'm the only main judge so if any of you feel like you might get shafted we can do a poll instead. Pause - my bad just realised "for playoffs" was a bit fruity.
It'd look a bit like this:
Playoff round 1:
#6 vs #3
#4 vs #5
Semis:
(#6 vs #3) vs #1
(#4 vs #5) vs #2
Final
((#6 vs #3) vs #1) vs ((#4 vs #5) vs #2)
There's not much going on elsewhere on the site so we can do something new in the RW section once this is wrapped up but this avoids unnecessarily dragging this one out. What you all thinking?
Bro I’m not doing algebra.Quote:
((#6 vs #3) vs #1) vs ((#4 vs #5) vs #2)
I’m fine with however you wanna do it. I’m enjoying it heaps so I’d be very happy to proceed with it as is, but if you’d prefer to change it to playoffs that’s ok too.
As for the judging aspect, dunno how everyone else feels but I’d be fine with you being our benevolent dictator. Alternatively I could drop out of the comp and fill in for MV’s position if you want, probably not a great idea as we don’t have many competitors as it is, but the offer’s there. Or if you not comfortable being the casting vote we could give your vote the same weighting as everyone else’s and just do voting like in the other leagues, with your vote being the deciding factor in the event of a tie.
I think everybody here massively appreciates all of the work you’ve put into this and would be happy for you to continue it however you see fit. Despite the drop outs this contest has been a resounding success in my eyes. I feel like the people who’re still in have been brought much closer by the event, it’s great for community building. Also, this should go without saying, but the drop outs are absolutely not your fault in any way shape or form, you’ve run this league incredibly well.
Yeah probably for the best it’s getting slow af and st risk of dying out - is this week still going ahead?
first off @Bag Mandela those were some of theee most blatantly coded, directly undercover, flamboyantly down low, hidden in plain sight ass homo-inventive undertones in that verbiage you used up there & i admire the effort.
however, despite the alluring mystique of the pro-position, and my eagerness to thrust myself forcefully into the orifice of any open challenge, i must agree with Virb. i’m down for whatever works cuz i been having a bloody right go at it mate, innit. (did i do that right, euros? lmaoo)
@Virb cheers mate. Being a dictator is great but I think everyone left in the comp is trustworthy enough not to vote for whoever is going to be an easier battle in the next round, which is the only reason we did the voting the way we did anyway, so we'll do regular voting for the playoffs.
@Slayerr. Yeah this week is still on
@Jack Hallows lol yeah that was pretty accurate. I think we get this tourney wrapped up then if everyone's interested I like the idea of a swingers-style weekly-alternating-partner 2v2 league or whatever other suggestions people have. Either way we'll still be keepin it moving.
well shaved shit in a sandwich bag, that sounds fucking amazing! 2v2 with alternating partners like a fuckin do-si-do tourney.. damn i wonder if anything like that’s even been done before.. i’m def with it
Uh yo I think we’re gonna need to take the extension on this one. Unfortunately FaQ has chronic explosive diarrhoea and hasn’t been able to make it to his computer this week, hopefully he’ll be able to make it off the shitter for long enough to sign off on our verse tomorrow. Pray for him.
Yeah good with meQuote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
seeing how the numbers are short, how about double elimination tourneyQuote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
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allow our votes go for .5 points while yours is a solid 1Quote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
FaQ doest have explosive diarrhoea, I was only playing. Truth is he was arrested for breaking into Daylyt’s house wearing nothing but a backpack full of annotated bar breakdowns. I’m bailing him out in the morning and then we’ll finish our verse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
Lmfaoooooo i don’t know what’s the worse situation, diarrhea or Daylyt.
that would be the ideal compromise between dragging it out and wrapping it up too abruptly, sounds good to meQuote:
Originally Posted by mal diction
No, it would look like all six of those names weeping into vegan ice cream while I do all of the winning.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bag Mandela
But I don't want to, so your silly little plans may proceed. Just not with pictures of naked guys like in the OM mags from years ago.
(Yes, that was a thing here, ask about "leaf man")
I’ll drop something tomorrow, been waiting on dilly if he hasn’t sent me anything by tomorrow evening I’ll write another 3 bars
damn that nigga slacking like a mf. he said he was gonna send bars days & days ago. straight left you to the wolves.
Drop your verse first and then I’ll let him out my basementQuote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.