Brag about yourself!

SIX (6) LINES MINIMUM!

Let all of RB know just how bad of a motherfucker you are!

Tell us why ya dope!

yo i'm the best
aint no one that can test
cos they'll die like the rest
as my rhymes infest
cos i'm lyrically blessed
an i leave mc's in a mess


WHAT?!?!

I'm on the Dean's List at a prestigeous University
I'll knock your fucking teeth out if you want to curse at me
Your toothless mouth will feel great on my dick
Yeah it's bent, but it's also pretty thick
I rep Deuce Nine, it's where I stay
I just got signed so I'm bout to get paid
I know you're jealous cause I'm putting a record out
Talk shit to me I'll kill you like the Allies did the Krauts
My balls hang low, like 6 fucking inches
I can't find shorts that fit me, they always be pinchin
I don't have to shave my pubes so my dick looks bigger
I might be half white but I'm hung full nigga

..I may be..the greatest rapper to spend time in the booth..
..to spit rhymes in a suit... I never lie I only prove...
..that the best is yet to come..beware..on the contrare
..the drop next will use a Pun..

..I'm just so fresh I aint used to replacements..(replace mints)
..the label's want me..they prove they self embrasive..
..they need some patients..get a grip adn flip your timer sand..
..yu want thi boy hre then play boggle again..

if you don't getmy wordplay...fuck you..

fuck a booth, ill take this shit up in the clouds
make the whole world hear me, bring the ruckus so loud
my multis are pure mayhem with killer imagery
pre-concepted and intelligent vocab, no filler please!
i'm a veteran, unblemished and undiminished
the light will never fade from my eyes until my task is finished

Check me...

dogg everyone ask me whurr do gangstas go when they die
homie the join me when they die high in tha sky
in my hood im known as Lil Scarface cuzz i peddle yayo
have u stupid tricky nikkas slippin like u on mayo
ill have u roastin fa Sanosa liek u wanted a deal
im tha bog cheese tha don now u kno whos real
yall kno i aint brag cuzz wut i do is self explanatory
have my skillz have u discombugalated cuzz its a flowin labaoratory

So this is my first post, I gotta show off my skill
But compared to these bitches, there's no need to - fo'real!
When you see how wicked I am, you'll want to kiss mah feet
If you EVER battle me, you'll always end up in a defeat
So with the last line, I gotta say this
You ain't nothin' compared to this wicked ass bitch.

im fat, but get the riddle
how can a pudgy dude like me get hoes...when my dick is little?

homie's be like dammit man that boy can rhyme/
and girls be like dammit man that boy broke my spine,
i'm the illest emcee you can't ever contain/
my game is so insane i take ya dame befo' i even know her name,
my weed is fire when you inhale once it starts to work/
my coke get you so wired you can hear a roach chirp,
fuck a 400 degreez homie call me the fuckin sun playa/
pollution ? they lyin i'm the real cause of fuckin up the ozone layer,
i got weapons for beef or for anyone that wants to feel sorrow/
even the military calls me up askin me what they can borrow,

ive rose with the best of them,an collided da biggest enimiez,
note,ther was nuttin i couldnt overcome,an strided on da mcs who envied me,
assending me,lyrics dats supposed 2 b ,affending me,till i go pop,
thers no stop,riding coast to coast 2 b da most best mc,til i go top,
till ima gonna drop,i will get my respect,even if i gotta take on an army,
i gotta go farway c,wat u exspect,my childhood has done nutting but scar me,

Im the best, all you wack niggas just keep steppin
cos I could slice your throat, with just my sharp reflexes
Hoes love me, and niggas hatin cos my style is bad
fuckers better know, i keep more 9's then dialpads
And I'll blast, show you how niggas from the D ride
I rock shoes like jets, cos all my kicks be fly
you need to die, Dry Birds handle the beef
fuck ya, im the butcher, I'll cut ya meat
so keep talkin shit, the heat'll keep sparkin quick
and leave ya ass backwards, like you walkin dyslexic

Dry Birds, rookie of the year, fuckas!

im the illest rapper to ever sign up to this site,
gimme 2 weeks and theyll see me as fly as a kite,
fuck the rest,this cypher ground is ova soljah,
they should all just fake there deaths like smokajoka,
slicen them all off of this damn board,
im liven proof that if u live by the sword u do NOT die by the sword,
(^this is like 10% of my skill)

They call me Frenshawas and im a pimp ta ladies/
u see ya little son............is dat really ya baby/
my ice got trillion cuts.....dat go deeper than navys/
dont hate me........
Got freaks feelin me like blind peeps feelin braile/
from 188 ta 216.....yea im tippin da scale/
Frenshawas fuckin these hoes like im straight out of jail/
:gfy:

i step to the plate like a late great legend//in the flesh tempted to swing on any one//
who wants to talk shit// u wont finish ya sentence//im like a life lesson// stressin u till u always second guessin//
spittin fire like hells hobby//in the lobby with four hoes//mobbin like gotti//
lada dee dadee// follow me // pop them thangs my only policy// shhot up the whole party and then chill and drink on some bicardi//with my freind mardi//
from long beach// had so much coke// a 1000 freaks at my front door//witin for me to put my dik in they cheeks// cuz all them hoes love the white girl//dykes smokin thai weed// while drivin me to grocery store//to fullfill my needs/

My flowin is a hobby i atained n a lobby
Rollin wt my nigga bobby when he said i was good
Now i'm just elevatin by rhymin all my statments by flowin all aroun my hood
I can flow in different styles to different beats and use different raps
But they all revolve around hoes and gats
Push a playas cap back wit a baseball i got an obsession wit weapons so...
.... fall back
I got teh semi on track when i roll in all black
Shootin through windows and walls ha take that.

they call me Right_Hand and the boi got skills......
a strategist not sick but they still call me ill.........
believe it when i spit cause its all the truth.....
got labels in Bmore paying me to spit in the booth....
im not even a rapper i do this for fun.....
and better than half you dudes who just rap about guns.....
im pound for pound the next heavywieght on the mic......
a intellectual spitter who can use abusive words to make you wanna fight....
here's a few food reason's of why im hot.....
got niggas on Rb hating on me cause i spit fire and im new to the site......

Back ta the net after 3 years...missin in action...
Fewface, Lyrics4Christ aka...Linguistic Assasin...
Bitches askin...activly seekin...the mist of illusion...
Murderous Emcees...Eklyptic Sunz...them were mah crewz sun...
thought ya knew dun...Fewface's linguistical monagery...
Calibrates lingual contortion fuck distortions and flattery...
verbal battery...drivin scripture known ta rip ya and rupture...
the un-fatomable skill sent ta kill ya through punctures...
in epidural layers known ta cover weak struckture...
penetrate intercranial...cuz Fewface'll brain fuck-ya...
~1~

best sit down for this, my craft will make u shiver
minds succumb to the abyss, thru these rhymes i deliver
lyrical bliss, i flow like a river
all hail the princess, bodies begin to quiver……..
now your lost deep within my eyes, feel your soul revived,
you know your mesmerized, I got you hypnotized
with these intelligent lines, im about to bewitch
yea im the lady that shines, never a bitch…..
my words possess, your lookin pale
relax your chest, let your lungs exhale
See I’ve past the test and im about to prevail
never thought you’d have respect for a female……




(this is the first rhyme ive EVER done, so it probably sucks….PLEASE pm me if you have any feedback, id really, really appreciate it!!!! :) thanx)

Actually that was alright Soneeyah...stay with it.

keep it real or keepin it fake?
fuckin with my rythmes you'll be facin your fate
my intentions are to have game to elevate
to a new state, of mind
i stay stuck on the grind
makin new rythmes
and new lines
im the messiah have you like jay z sayin "just gimmie a sign,
and let the world know that this city is mine"
you gotta be deaf dumb and blind
cus im going all out
you aint even a contender in this heavyweight bout
knocking you out
with 1 fatal lyrical blow
i hope now you know
your keystrokes aint gonna save ya
becus tivity's rythmes got too much flava

im just messin round fo real i dont rap ...any way got sumthing to say HOLLA!
"god as my witness you'll all catch my sickness"

ayo mane yall know why and how i got here
i came form tha Ib not too many peeps shoudl stare
i can rap,make poems,and even sing if ya kno wat i mean
i gotta few limits to skill and preparation but i neva eva sceam
i keep my gurl in mind cuzz its her who neva left my side
and im movin ya block liek a 9 capped block in my new ride

its not only practice but practice with thought,
work hard everyday to master what I sought,
im good at anything I want to do
I put simple bit off effort through
next to you, I stand taller,
using my skills to earn my dollar,
im tellin ya its whatever I choose,
so im going for the career I want.....
even if everyone thinks its easy to lose.....

I'm the type ta' bury stereotypes, i'm what the racists dread
spontaneous thought, i never let the paper embrace the lead
this dope head gon put an end to all u fake n tasteless heads
u'll git laid ta' bed--yall jus lookin for dopeness like anxious feds
u dont even compare to me, n i'll embarass u till ya face is red
n that's why i'm the absolute greatest to ever grace this thread

Please.....some of yall be empty like a bum's stomach
keepin myself in the spotlight, yall been shunned from it
One? done it, that rank is what i've already accomplished
ready ta' stomp shit--solo--without any accomplice
the deadliest comments commence from the nicest ta' flow
dicin up hoes...but do i really gotta do this twice in a row?........No........

my cock is fukin huge but ya'll knew dat
but now that outa the way time ta rap
my skills are like the touch of midas
3somes every week i might have
but the thing is my cock is big and thats what important
jus cause i got it ou know that i'm gona flaunt it
but no point in goin twice you'll jus get laughed at
bye bye

I gotta blow the only nigga flow that sicker than aids/chicks wanna fuk cuz they hear Face getting paid/I guess it might be cuz the kid get deep down in there cage/I gotta couple of fags I gotta air out but for now Im put the semi low and have these niggas air shit out

yo my rhyme styles iller then that the gay kid from the real world/ i was sent to earth with the mission to kill herbs/ im nicer then mister rogers cmon wont you be my neighbor/ i could get locked the fuck up the way that i slay verbs/ i'll divide and conquer mcs like moses partin the sea/ yall the kids that cry, im the wolf who slaughters the sheep

I Fuck like A porno Star with a 16 inch dick
wear tight pants and keep it hard to attract your bitch
verbally the last one standin consider me the last samurai
Im too illegit to quit but sicker then what runs through hammers mind
literally when I spit I'll take your Face/Off
Def by mouf sounds like this nigga cant spit to be heard
shit look at me dawg, My Vokals are lyrically DiztuUrbed

yall cats on RB spit mighty ridiculous
catching me on a track is like catching syphilis
i got you where i want so hold on
this a slow verse so right its not wrong
im like chicken pox can you spot this
listen here's a few reasons why im RB's hottest
one... fuck a form i spit all crazy
my change 360 revolve like bullets in a 380
two... son im back like Tha Return
but im so hot the moderators got no choice but to let it burn
three... homeboy i spit real unlike you
my shit hot so hot it cant be true
im not a thug but i gave god no choice but to give me this blessing
im not foxy brown but i leave ya'll guessing
yea the way i spit is mystical
and you wont go overboard by saying that im mythical
pure performance nigga we all hot
and we like bombs sho to blow up on spot
yea and forever i be da hottest out there
my flows like alcohol 2 many sips give you chest hair

cho that shit was ill nani

yo yo yo yo

i'm 14 years young,
an i'm killin dis mic.
got u cats jumpin outa chairs,
cuz my rhymes be tight.
an i spit rhymes an hooks,
dat burn lyke fire.
an my flows make experienced mcs,
wanna retire.
so i aint gotta tell u,
dat ur boi got some skills.
an dat i got more style,
den da spinnaz on ya wheelz.
i'm jus a young rappa,
tryin ta keep shit real.
an make otha niggaz understand,
i'm dey ticket 4 dey meal.
an i'm not tryin ta say,
dat i'm da best.
i jus know dat i'm betta den,
most of rest.
cuz i drop flows pound fa pound,
an once fa once.
an i'm done wit dis flow,
so i'm bout ta bonce.
WAT.

how waz dat? it waz my first flow on hurr.

yo if your 14 that shit was mad hot keep elevatin


its easy to see why i stay spittin science/ cuz i dont live my life in a state of compliance/ brutally abuse mcs like rape victim violence/ and all the haters out there can stay frickin silent/ but yall know the deal, im so ill/ its probably a good idea for me to take this next pill/ i cant afford to get any sicker then this/ im quick to flip this shit backwards, like a text twist

im micheal Jackson and this is never land
my flows will never get old just like peter pan
make believe you could beat me is sontin
cause i stay like my lil 25 nigga.........thumpin

yo tha names DJ dont u forget it
see tha dick ya lady wanna get with it
see tha jeans they custom fitted
everyone i battle they comne witht thier rhymes prewritted

and im steady sk8in
not playa hatin
elavatin

a lethal lyricist from ILLINOIS
moved to nc as a teenage boy
now im 17 and blowin things up lyrically
i see yall nodden ya headz cause ya feelin me



yeah i kno this shit was wack but who cares hit up tha link in my sig ill return tha fava

You can't insult me brain bulging with multis and iller wit
attacking and cracking cats wackness and killing it
my skills are heaven sent,i represent rhymes that are the cleverest
i don't have to be a mountain to prove i'm the best there 'Everest' (ever is)
I don't bare arms, i kill with bare hands, fuck a pistol or rifle.
My lines are like the paris tower, they're quite an eyeful/Eiffel

Fact is, i'm immaculate, please...dont deny it, i be rappin wit ease
every cat that i capture n seize go out like a lit match in the breeze
u cant catch a disease n be more ill than me, when i re-lax ma' tone,
i'm smooth wit this...u aint even seen multis till these snap ya bones
like cheapass cologne, cats catch on slow, while i've got an affinity for rap
inifiny's been passed, wit such abilities i've gotta lotta dignity intact
divinity's been spat, best believe i'm big jus like the balls in ma' sack
no one can stall the attack, n a cypher's the only time i be followin cats

im 0-0, hey look at me.
i kill vets and rooks with keys.
im the best emcee. get off my steeze.
if ya ony my dick, you bound to bleed.
i spit with ease, and win with breeze.
you cant touch me, like lean g-strings.

ha, wack.

i'm postin more hit's then lennox lewis
im the best but ya'll already knew this
i dont need to kill vet's to get them runnin scared
no need to count the numbers i drop like i never cared
you think my ego is big well my cock is bigger
give me any race of person and i'll call them a wigger

I spit matrix verses, you dont understand my game//
I flow Petrol and spit fire, you's a light shower of rain//
Please...you a slow rapper, my skill enlarges like a tumor//
Ur worst nightmare's nightmare, i'm Freddy Kruger with a ruger//
Lots a blasphemy, say they 'God' but talk devil shit//
But if I gave you the talent of 30 MC's that still wouldnt level it//
Im a brag-a-holic, love talking shit about who I be//
Im a real Talent behind bars, like Chi-Ali//
Ladies cop views and "oooh's" when i breeze past//
Ink Cocaine is this shit, believe he's gon' last//
Lyrical miracle, cynical in the physical form//
My rhymes and flow fuck...Word is Born//

I'm the greatest, always got a crunk tale
A bad fuck, i even munch nails
For breakfast, with a cannibal dissert
I'm a animal, damage ya manable wizards
To take control, nigga i break ya soul
Wtf im the GREATEST, now pay the toll

[Preferred Beat: If You Think I'm Jiggy (The L.O.X.; Money, Power, Respect)]


When You Drunk You Jus A Lil Bastard With A Bottle,
And Jealous Of Me 'Cuz I Go Through Buns Faster Than McDonalds
Catch Me Wit' A Model Gettin Trim In A Tahoe,
Stackin' Chips 'Cuz I Got More Ends Than A Novel,
When I Count It I Get Lost Like Every Couple Hundred,
Never Had To Hustle, Bitches Always Bought Me Everything I Wanted,
Always Spit First, Never On The Track Waitin',
Bitches Know Im Sicker Than A Cardiac Patient,
Im Sippin' On The 'ngac While My NIggas Twist A Dro-ey, \\(Blunt)//
Im So Amazed Why These Fuckin Chickens Think They Know Me
So Excuse Me If This Whack, Even Though You Want To Get My Flow Robbed,
Cuz I Couldn't Concentrate, Your Girl Is Givin' Me A Blowjob...:thumbup: