Don’t let the website die

I think we should totally revolutionize the website and bring it up to speed with modern times… I miss the teams and the mag’s - what about a page with video like introducing in this corner and make it interactive to Instagram and self

What a novel idea.

Why has nobody ever thought of this before?

How has this not been attempted 25,004 times?

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What a novel idea.

Why has nobody ever thought of this before?

How has this not been attempted 25,004 times?

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Bold of you to assume any of that will be comprehended by the... individual who made this post. Our brains may have been damaged by decades of mind-altering substances but they are lithe and sharp in comparison.

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Idk if you replied to me or EyeDealIstic but I didn't like your tone.

Address me with respect and admiration or I will rip your throat out.

Then I'll cut off your arms and legs and beat everyone you love to death with your dismembered limbs.

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Idk if you replied to me or EyeDealIstic but I didn't like your tone.

Address me with respect and admiration or I will rip your throat out.

Then I'll cut off your arms and legs and beat everyone you love to death with your dismembered limbs.

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Irrelevant, either way it was not getting my response for words in sequence would not be comprehended.

I don't know if you made a conscious decision to make that sentence ironically incomprehensible but it was.

It was written so poorly that I gave up trying to read it and just masturbated to the thought of you and your family dying in pain

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I don't know if you made a conscious decision to make that sentence ironically incomprehensible but it was.

It was written so poorly that I gave up trying to read it and just masturbated to the thought of a large group of guys sharing a bottle of wine and making sweet love with each other for three hours. My nipples were activated and my moans attracted nearby men.

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Oh no!

Witty doing witty things

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Witty doing witty things

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My old friend.

I hope you and yours are well.

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Oh no!

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Next time you edit my comment it would be in your interest to make sure the edit is funny and not cringe worthy.

You'll do better next time. I believe in you.

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Next time you quote me in my intentions beyond my words, you must understand my desires which gravitate exclusively towards the nude male form and the pleasures derived from such.

You'll do better next time. I believe in you.

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I mean, it is within the bounds of reason but I am old and have a finite amount of energy and thus this is the result.

I’ve been better @Witty .

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I’ve been better @Witty .

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What's happening?

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I mean, it is within the bounds of reason but I am old and have a finite amount of energy and thus this is the result.

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If my desires did indeed gravitate exclusively toward the nude male form I could only achieve sexual gratification by viewing a reflection of myself.

Which would be a truly sad state of affairs.

Just life my brother, you know how it is. Worst year of my life so far. Things are hopefully looking up again though gradually

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If my desires did indeed gravitate exclusively toward the nude male form I could only achieve sexual gratification by viewing a reflection of myself.

Which would be a truly sad state of affairs.

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Strongly on the contrary- If you were only able to achieve sexual gratification by viewing a reflection on yourself you'd be immune to many of that which plagues most of us, so it would be the opposite of a sad state of affairs for you.

However, you seem to have done this to sidestep the intended message which is that your buttocks may often have cylindrical and often throbbing "company".