Evolve (1-0) vs Lethargic (4-3) EVOLVE WINS

LLL Season 15- Week 11

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Yeah, been a while. Anyway...

Know one thought u was dope in '03, In this era we still think ur a jackass,
only ppl I've known to feel Lethargic.. are rednecks n those trapped under Kings fat mass..
We battled each other a long time ago, but lets face it u didnt put up a fight,
U kept begging for mercy so much, EVERY french person gave up with being polite.
tho I may be seen as an underdog, but cuz the new generation don't know me,
but u do have a slight Advantage... Vaquez, COM's and whoever else's style from 03'
Yes, I do have ALOT of rust, but it won't take much to hurt ur health,
my glass is half full... in other words ur hand is in it and ur close to pissing urself.
confession time: ur girl is dis-loyal, both me and that broad been messing,
she said she liked the way I Focker so much... that we both had a Jewish wedding.
probably cuz ur strict vocab makes u a geek, so u'll forever be a nerdy loner,
U don't support football but we'll still see a Superbowl... cut on u to match that persona.
Your age shows ur times up. just leave before it goes up MORE!
I mean I just talk Civil.. whilst u still talk about life being in the Civil war..

Okay, Im Done. Goodluck.

Had to add a bar since you dropped 14. Incoming..


When you land a punch I'll snapback, attack and leave you in a gorey pile
When I land a punch you snap, backtrack and step off West Side Story style
My profile's one of a kind, I'm like a boss takin command of this person
This faggot's only like a boss on a Lonely Island - Andy Samberg Version
You practice aversion tactics, fact is ya scared and ain't a rapper no more
Your fear's got your career with no shows - just like our battle in '04
It ain't no trip to smash this geek, I'm going full blast on E
put so many holes in the theory Darwin converted back to Christianity
Blades pierce ya legs savagely, you can't stand to me, I'm not a fan sir
Fact is you get wrecked and ravaged E when you collide with the Evo Lancer
A forum cancer, the whole internet knows you're virtually skill less
And I'll put your sub-ways underground with my own terminal illness
I stack chips like a standout, you're just a flamboyant gay guy
You the type to stick with the program, ain't no real players in AI

Know one thought u was dope in '03, In this era we still think ur a jackass,
only ppl I've known to feel Lethargic.. are rednecks n those trapped under Kings fat mass..
tho I may be seen as an underdog, but cuz the new generation don't know me,
but u do have a slight Advantage... Vaquez, COM's and whoever else's style from 03'
probably cuz ur strict vocab makes u a geek, so u'll forever be a nerdy loner,
U don't support football but we'll still see a Superbowl... cut on u to match that persona.
Your age shows ur times up. just leave before it goes up MORE!
I mean I just talk Civil.. whilst u still talk about life being in the Civil war..

vs

It ain't no trip to smash this geek, I'm going full blast on E
put so many holes in the theory Darwin converted back to Christianity


wasnt really feelin much Leths verse. wording hurt em in this one. and a few misses as well. Evolve had some misses but had the better overall verse.

v. Evo

Know one thought u was dope in '03, In this era we still think ur a jackass,
only ppl I've known to feel Lethargic.. are rednecks n those trapped under Kings fat mass..
ehh, didnt hit too hard
We battled each other a long time ago, but lets face it u didnt put up a fight,
U kept begging for mercy so much, EVERY french person gave up with being polite.
maybe,
tho I may be seen as an underdog, but cuz the new generation don't know me,
but u do have a slight Advantage... Vaquez, COM's and whoever else's style from 03'
decent here
Yes, I do have ALOT of rust, but it won't take much to hurt ur health,
my glass is half full... in other words ur hand is in it and ur close to pissing urself.
kinda lol'd here ha
confession time: ur girl is dis-loyal, both me and that broad been messing,
she said she liked the way I Focker so much... that we both had a Jewish wedding.
meh
probably cuz ur strict vocab makes u a geek, so u'll forever be a nerdy loner,
U don't support football but we'll still see a Superbowl... cut on u to match that persona.
lol maybe
Your age shows ur times up. just leave before it goes up MORE!
I mean I just talk Civil.. whilst u still talk about life being in the Civil war..
decent close but not great

not too shabby, visible rust tho


leth - clicking things is annoying lol

When you land a punch I'll snapback, attack and leave you in a gorey pile
When I land a punch you snap, backtrack and step off West Side Story style
ok opener, not that hard a hit tho
My profile's one of a kind, I'm like a boss takin command of this person
This faggot's only like a boss on a Lonely Island - Andy Samberg Version
meh, if u had some pic n he looked like andy, this coulda be funny
You practice aversion tactics, fact is ya scared and ain't a rapper no more
Your fear's got your career with no shows - just like our battle in '04
decent personal, set up well
It ain't no trip to smash this geek, I'm going full blast on E
put so many holes in the theory Darwin converted back to Christianity
decent + nameplay type deal, complex line under the surface. nice
Blades pierce ya legs savagely, you can't stand to me, I'm not a fan sir
Fact is you get wrecked and ravaged E when you collide with the Evo Lancer
eh, not horrid but didnt hit hard
A forum cancer, the whole internet knows you're virtually skill less
And I'll put your sub-ways underground with my own terminal illness
ok
I stack chips like a standout, you're just a flamboyant gay guy
You the type to stick with the program, ain't no real players in AI
decent, cant remember an AI punch like this really... im prolly wrong tho

decent..

the wit is here for both of you, the punches themselves lack the sting at the end, the wording was a little off on a few of the punches from both as well, i'm sure in a few weeks and into the groove of things the harder hits and ability to make the wordplays and punches more prominent will come.. liked both verses decently and appreciated the complexities..

v/ Leth.. IMO he had a more creative verse and the punches were more complex and more consistent overall with connecting, even with that andy samburg failure of a link...

good battle

im mobile so it would take 235645 days to do a bar by bar breakdown

We battled each other a long time ago, but lets face it u didnt put up a fight,
U kept begging for mercy so much, EVERY french person gave up with being polite.
tho I may be seen as an underdog, but cuz the new generation don't know me,
but u do have a slight Advantage... Vaquez, COM's and whoever else's style from 03'
Yes, I do have ALOT of rust, but it won't take much to hurt ur health,
my glass is half full... in other words ur hand is in it and ur close to pissing urself

vs.

It ain't no trip to smash this geek, I'm going full blast on E
put so many holes in the theory Darwin converted back to Christianity
Blades pierce ya legs savagely, you can't stand to me, I'm not a fan sir
Fact is you get wrecked and ravaged E when you collide with the Evo Lancer
A forum cancer, the whole internet knows you're virtually skill less
And I'll put your sub-ways underground with my own terminal illness


evo dropped well, leth dropped whack attempts at them pics. evo was much more consistent in this one, no hate to leth, i seen better from u fam. evos punches landed more directly.

v - evo

Know one thought u was dope in '03, In this era we still think ur a jackass,
only ppl I've known to feel Lethargic.. are rednecks n those trapped under Kings fat mass..
-Decent.
We battled each other a long time ago, but lets face it u didnt put up a fight,
U kept begging for mercy so much, EVERY french person gave up with being polite.
-Naw
tho I may be seen as an underdog, but cuz the new generation don't know me,
but u do have a slight Advantage... Vaquez, COM's and whoever else's style from 03'
-Okayyy..
Yes, I do have ALOT of rust, but it won't take much to hurt ur health,
my glass is half full... in other words ur hand is in it and ur close to pissing urself.
-Aint feeling.
confession time: ur girl is dis-loyal, both me and that broad been messing,
she said she liked the way I Focker so much... that we both had a Jewish wedding.
-Ehh.. Aight.
probably cuz ur strict vocab makes u a geek, so u'll forever be a nerdy loner,
U don't support football but we'll still see a Superbowl... cut on u to match that persona.
-NOt liking this a whole lot.
Your age shows ur times up. just leave before it goes up MORE!
I mean I just talk Civil.. whilst u still talk about life being in the Civil war..
-Nahh.


Vs.


When you land a punch I'll snapback, attack and leave you in a gorey pile
When I land a punch you snap, backtrack and step off West Side Story style
-Weakish
My profile's one of a kind, I'm like a boss takin command of this person
This faggot's only like a boss on a Lonely Island - Andy Samberg Version
-Aight.
You practice aversion tactics, fact is ya scared and ain't a rapper no more
Your fear's got your career with no shows - just like our battle in '04
-Weak personal
It ain't no trip to smash this geek, I'm going full blast on E
put so many holes in the theory Darwin converted back to Christianity
-Not feeling it.
Blades pierce ya legs savagely, you can't stand to me, I'm not a fan sir
Fact is you get wrecked and ravaged E when you collide with the Evo Lancer
-Naw
A forum cancer, the whole internet knows you're virtually skill less
And I'll put your sub-ways underground with my own terminal illness
-Decent.
I stack chips like a standout, you're just a flamboyant gay guy
You the type to stick with the program, ain't no real players in AI
-Decent again

Evolve got this, Leth was too inconsistent but he did pick it uo a lil in his closing bars.

Know one thought u was dope in '03, In this era we still think ur a jackass,
only ppl I've known to feel Lethargic.. are rednecks n those trapped under Kings fat mass..
lol okish
We battled each other a long time ago, but lets face it u didnt put up a fight,
U kept begging for mercy so much, EVERY french person gave up with being polite.
a little corny, but still decent
tho I may be seen as an underdog, but cuz the new generation don't know me,
but u do have a slight Advantage... Vaquez, COM's and whoever else's style from 03'
haha this was cool
Yes, I do have ALOT of rust, but it won't take much to hurt ur health,
my glass is half full... in other words ur hand is in it and ur close to pissing urself.
LOL, original concept.. wording coulda made it hit harder but it got my lols
confession time: ur girl is dis-loyal, both me and that broad been messing,
she said she liked the way I Focker so much... that we both had a Jewish wedding.
ehh aight
probably cuz ur strict vocab makes u a geek, so u'll forever be a nerdy loner,
U don't support football but we'll still see a Superbowl... cut on u to match that persona.
okish
Your age shows ur times up. just leave before it goes up MORE!
I mean I just talk Civil.. whilst u still talk about life being in the Civil war..
it's a miss cause ur older than him lol

vs


When you land a punch I'll snapback, attack and leave you in a gorey pile
When I land a punch you snap, backtrack and step off West Side Story style
lol aight
My profile's one of a kind, I'm like a boss takin command of this person
This faggot's only like a boss on a Lonely Island - Andy Samberg Version
weakish
You practice aversion tactics, fact is ya scared and ain't a rapper no more
Your fear's got your career with no shows - just like our battle in '04
okish.. a little too basic/statementish though bro
It ain't no trip to smash this geek, I'm going full blast on E
put so many holes in the theory Darwin converted back to Christianity
this was decent
Blades pierce ya legs savagely, you can't stand to me, I'm not a fan sir
Fact is you get wrecked and ravaged E when you collide with the Evo Lancer
eh okish..
A forum cancer, the whole internet knows you're virtually skill less
And I'll put your sub-ways underground with my own terminal illness
aight
I stack chips like a standout, you're just a flamboyant gay guy
You the type to stick with the program, ain't no real players in AI
okish

decent battle.. evolve didn't do as well as he did in his last verse must still be shaking off a bit of rust, leth your getting better each week.. so this wasn't the murking I had predicted.. however I still have evolve taking it with more creative bars and lotb.. good showing though leth..

V - Evolve

Know one thought u was dope in '03, In this era we still think ur a jackass,
only ppl I've known to feel Lethargic.. are rednecks n those trapped under Kings fat mass..
ok
We battled each other a long time ago, but lets face it u didnt put up a fight,
U kept begging for mercy so much, EVERY french person gave up with being polite.
um not sure
tho I may be seen as an underdog, but cuz the new generation don't know me,
but u do have a slight Advantage... Vaquez, COM's and whoever else's style from 03'
nice
Yes, I do have ALOT of rust, but it won't take much to hurt ur health,
my glass is half full... in other words ur hand is in it and ur close to pissing urself.
lol
confession time: ur girl is dis-loyal, both me and that broad been messing,
she said she liked the way I Focker so much... that we both had a Jewish wedding.
not bad
probably cuz ur strict vocab makes u a geek, so u'll forever be a nerdy loner,
U don't support football but we'll still see a Superbowl... cut on u to match that persona.
haha
Your age shows ur times up. just leave before it goes up MORE!
I mean I just talk Civil.. whilst u still talk about life being in the Civil war..
not feelin as much

vs

When you land a punch I'll snapback, attack and leave you in a gorey pile
When I land a punch you snap, backtrack and step off West Side Story style
lol
My profile's one of a kind, I'm like a boss takin command of this person
This faggot's only like a boss on a Lonely Island - Andy Samberg Version
meh
You practice aversion tactics, fact is ya scared and ain't a rapper no more
Your fear's got your career with no shows - just like our battle in '04
barely hit
It ain't no trip to smash this geek, I'm going full blast on E
put so many holes in the theory Darwin converted back to Christianity
not bad
Blades pierce ya legs savagely, you can't stand to me, I'm not a fan sir
Fact is you get wrecked and ravaged E when you collide with the Evo Lancer
ok
A forum cancer, the whole internet knows you're virtually skill less
And I'll put your sub-ways underground with my own terminal illness
ok
I stack chips like a standout, you're just a flamboyant gay guy
You the type to stick with the program, ain't no real players in AI
decent closer

I got Evolve hitting harder on more bars...I think Leth came with more mediocre bars and didnt hit as hard although he did stay quite consistent though

v/ Evolve

tho I may be seen as an underdog, but cuz the new generation don't know me,
but u do have a slight Advantage... Vaquez, COM's and whoever else's style from 03'
probably cuz ur strict vocab makes u a geek, so u'll forever be a nerdy loner,
U don't support football but we'll still see a Superbowl... cut on u to match that persona.

vs

It ain't no trip to smash this geek, I'm going full blast on E
put so many holes in the theory Darwin converted back to Christianity


OVERALL:

I wasn't blown away by anything in this battle, but both had a decent showing, I kind of expected more from Evolve after the bars I read of his last week, but still had a solid verse, Leth had some ideas he needed to spend a bit more time on, but not bad overall, I got Evolve taking this though, just a bit more consistent..


VOTE: EVOLVE

Know one thought u was dope in '03, In this era we still think ur a jackass,
only ppl I've known to feel Lethargic.. are rednecks n those trapped under Kings fat mass..
(okay,'fat mass' kinda a funny expression but not bad tho)
We battled each other a long time ago, but lets face it u didnt put up a fight,
U kept begging for mercy so much, EVERY french person gave up with being polite.
(alright)
tho I may be seen as an underdog, but cuz the new generation don't know me,
but u do have a slight Advantage... Vaquez, COM's and whoever else's style from 03'
(heh, not bad, kinda generic-ish type bar though)
Yes, I do have ALOT of rust, but it won't take much to hurt ur health,
my glass is half full... in other words ur hand is in it and ur close to pissing urself.
(hah, okay)
confession time: ur girl is dis-loyal, both me and that broad been messing,
she said she liked the way I Focker so much... that we both had a Jewish wedding.
(nah man, leave the fockers out of it)
probably cuz ur strict vocab makes u a geek, so u'll forever be a nerdy loner,
U don't support football but we'll still see a Superbowl... cut on u to match that persona.
(haha)
Your age shows ur times up. just leave before it goes up MORE!
I mean I just talk Civil.. whilst u still talk about life being in the Civil war..
(i dunno, kind plainish)

Vs.


When you land a punch I'll snapback, attack and leave you in a gorey pile
When I land a punch you snap, backtrack and step off West Side Story style
(lol, okay punch but hilarious image)
My profile's one of a kind, I'm like a boss takin command of this person
This faggot's only like a boss on a Lonely Island - Andy Samberg Version
(alright, statementish but kinda funny)
You practice aversion tactics, fact is ya scared and ain't a rapper no more
Your fear's got your career with no shows - just like our battle in '04
(heh, going back - alright)
It ain't no trip to smash this geek, I'm going full blast on E
put so many holes in the theory Darwin converted back to Christianity
(pretty cool)
Blades pierce ya legs savagely, you can't stand to me, I'm not a fan sir
Fact is you get wrecked and ravaged E when you collide with the Evo Lancer
(eh, i dunno)
A forum cancer, the whole internet knows you're virtually skill less
And I'll put your sub-ways underground with my own terminal illness
(alright
I stack chips like a standout, you're just a flamboyant gay guy
You the type to stick with the program, ain't no real players in AI
(heh, pretty cool)


haha, damn, i thought this one was close. leth's first line was hilarious to me on some visual angle, but the verse as a whole wasn't so harsh, even though there was wit as other voters said - nice to see a throwback battle like this,

v- evolve

Know one thought u was dope in '03, In this era we still think ur a jackass,
only ppl I've known to feel Lethargic.. are rednecks n those trapped under Kings fat mass..
probably cuz ur strict vocab makes u a geek, so u'll forever be a nerdy loner,
U don't support football but we'll still see a Superbowl... cut on u to match that persona.

vs

When you land a punch I'll snapback, attack and leave you in a gorey pile
When I land a punch you snap, backtrack and step off West Side Story style
I stack chips like a standout, you're just a flamboyant gay guy
You the type to stick with the program, ain't no real players in AI

Ok battle here.. cool to see you two guys shaking rust and battling each other, I have Evolve here with a harder hitting verse, both had some legit concepts I think Evolve just hit a little harder here

V-Evolve

We battled each other a long time ago, but lets face it u didnt put up a fight,
U kept begging for mercy so much, EVERY french person gave up with being polite.
tho I may be seen as an underdog, but cuz the new generation don't know me,
but u do have a slight Advantage... Vaquez, COM's and whoever else's style from 03'
Yes, I do have ALOT of rust, but it won't take much to hurt ur health,
my glass is half full... in other words ur hand is in it and ur close to pissing urself

vs.

It ain't no trip to smash this geek, I'm going full blast on E
put so many holes in the theory Darwin converted back to Christianity
Blades pierce ya legs savagely, you can't stand to me, I'm not a fan sir
Fact is you get wrecked and ravaged E when you collide with the Evo Lancer

i have evo catching the w here with the harder hitting quotables and more consistant verse.

Yes, I do have ALOT of rust, but it won't take much to hurt ur health,
my glass is half full... in other words ur hand is in it and ur close to pissing urself
lmao

We battled each other a long time ago, but lets face it u didnt put up a fight,
U kept begging for mercy so much, EVERY french person gave up with being polite.

vs.

It ain't no trip to smash this geek, I'm going full blast on E
put so many holes in the theory Darwin converted back to Christianity

cool

i got evolve winning this by quotes he came sharper to this battle. and i was digging the glass full concept its prolly been used but i've never seen it the way he did it and i thought it was his best bar.

v-evo