B-dub vs. Rise

I'll go first, gimmie a min I gotta finish a little papar.

Rules:
max 30 lines

Dam
30 lines....thats a lot
iight i'll start keying now

Its on baby, time to show peeps to never underestimate a newbie.

you aint bold B...even if your words was BOLDED::
your ryme are like GrandPa farts,No one wants to here that Old Sh*t::
Leave you folded,because im On-top-of-my-Reighn::
but even if you was Mr.Monopoly, you wouldnt be On-top-of-your-Game::
I'm hot like a flame, and you get bent like wrist::
your punches wouldnt connect, if them shits was-writ-like-this::
kiss my dick..to spit Hard, you fucked bra, like incess::
sorry princess, you could be a button pusher, and still wouldnt in press::
this shit is senceless, yet I make more sents than toll booths::
your a Biter, I've seen you on more bites then Gold tooths::
could of sworn I told you, you was gonna get your raps rocked::
and you couldnt be big if your keyboard was stuck on CAPLOCK::

I bet by now your thinking this newbie is hot..well your right..lol..shall we continue.

battling dub is familar, I was a cereal maker,so I'm use to flakes::
Thats why I took that intermission to crack his bones,I thought bdub could use a break::
dub copy and paste this for future sake::
so when you call child services, you can show them the beatings you use to take::

leave dub "Light-Skinned" like a rave with hannibal::
cause when I said I wanted a vet dub, I aint mean a dam fool, that plays with animals::

and when it come to skill, fuck a dub, I'll show you eleven ways::
to make Bdub's rymes, look more week, than 7 days::
he so Dum, I said "Holly Roller", and he thought it was games his reverend plays::
if he was OsamaBinLaden with a waterpistol, he still wouldnt be made for terror sprays::

Remeber this only a keystyle...yes I said Keystyle..its not over yet.

Dam you more done, than a whores gums::
even if you made liquor for a living, no one would like your Four-Rums(forums)::

and you wouldnt spit sick shit if you made out with whores ass::
and your just beginning, but your threads are allready played out like Jordashe::

Can somebody plz help this man?..nope nobody can help you now B.

Its like I killed spider man, the way I handle webbers::
this is my first battle, but now theres a 1, on the right side of your battle record

Bwhahahahahahah......that was a little to easy

thanks for the warm welcome to RB..herb

vote on my shit and ill vote on yalls after he drops

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...threadid=42360

Ok, lets see what you got:

I've got the words to wage war, Rise rest assured
You ain't leaving here alive, hope your life is insured
You don't wanna know what I'm capable of, you little thug
Put you on some life support shit then pull I'll out the plug.
Or I'll fill you body with the shottie shells, send you to hell,
Then resurect you and blast your ass as a final farewell.
You posted on "Bitch Slapped" asking who wants to spit a verse
But you scared of me so you cry when I tell you to go first,
So here, I'm up first, you happy now son?
No - you're nervous like a doughnut sitting in front of Big Pun.
I'm crazy,
I'm the type of guy who'll eat Italian sausage and a bran muffin
Then sneak in your house when you out sucking dick for nothing.
Go in your bathroom shut the windows, throw out your scented potpourri
Drop the nastiest duece you ever smelled, pull up my pants then fucking flee
Nah.. I'm playing, but don't think you're off the hook
See I'm just joking around and your stupid ass is shook!

You can call me SARS playa cuz I'm sick like that
Highly skilled in the ancient art of verbal combat
I'll simplify this for you and I think you'll agree
Instead of battling here you should try to pass your GED!
You just a dumb rapper, I get your ass can't even read?
You've got six brain cells left from smoking lead with your weed
But I got brain like NASA, I get head like a hat
Now your girls jaw got broke cuz my dick is so fat.
ok, I've said enough, I better give you a break
You sure you want to respond? That might be making a mistake
Oh, I got one more thing to tell you, this might break your heart
Yo' mamm didn't birth you, she bought the "whack MC kit" at K-mart.

Peace.

Nice Try
Up for votes

ha, damn rise what happened to you making me post first? Well I guess those lines in my spit don't really apply anymore.....

Oh, and I voted on your shit Irr, so tell me what you think

peace

oh man this was some sick shit on both of your parts....... let break it down:

wordplay: Rise
flow: B-dub
punches:Rise
style: B-dub
technique: Ri..... no wait B-.....damn close.............but imma have to go with b-dub

vote=b dub

^^^Ummm how did I get 3 out of 5 and still lose?...lol
O well up for votes

vote rise felt his word play and punches more

holla at my battle some one please

Dam this must be the best newbie battle ever,
punches:Rise
multis:rise
metas:Rise
flow:dub
technique:rise

this is a obvious win

vote=Rise
good shit

2-1 me up

Actually, I think my other battle:
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...threadid=42720
was better than this one. Go read it and vote!

peace

yo lilsmokey you forgot to poll vote...UP FOR VOTES AND POLL VOTES