On Deck: J.Hens (10-4) Vs. BTK (9-6)

verses due Dec 2nd 12 EST
3 links = 3 votes
normal rules...
voting will end on Monday.

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on deck = winner goes to contendor

Yep...

16-20...

Something like that.

we meet again.

I attack Hens with slaps that loosen teeth's stashed plaque...
Make his lips so fuckin Chap, man...Yoko Ono'll have flashbacks.
Ya claim hard inside and out, G...say that shit with no remorse...
Ain't a weak bone in your body...in fact, dude's hung like a horse.
I'll lift the lid off this poor dude, poverty's off the chart...
Only time Hens smells hot food is when other people fart.
You ain't got ya girl on lock, G...or the bitch is just a ho...
Like double barrel shottys, give her a couple of cocks.
.....................................And ya girl'll be itchin to blow.
But no...not me, Hens...she makes me spit up bile, she vile...
See, ya girl can fuck in any position...and it's STILL doggy-style.
Ya body ain't worth a dollar...hiding his shame hurts John...
Hens gets hot under the collar cuz he fucks with his shirt on.
I's writin while drinkin the good stuff, aged 12 years time...
But I made the Glen-livid when I read it your last rhyme.

14...

1 on 1? maaan, you'll get murdered alone.
You need to get back up..
.. or my fists'll fucking make sure that you don't.
When i see red.. i'll charge on this fake little bitch.
But when BTK see's red... he just looked down after takin a shit.
Fag. ya disses.. ya really think they can hit me?
Cuz when i start swingin..
... you'll spin Outta Control... and you don't DJ for 50.
Born To Kill.. lol, ok ok.. i get it alright.
You HAVE to kill peeps.. cuz they won't fuck you when they're alive.
I never style bite... honestly, i rarely do.
^^^.. <- i ain't usin Philly's set up's...
.. that's just where i am when i get compared to you.
Ya could be athletic but i bet you'll get ate up.
Prolly came off the bench in sports.. kinda like whenever you wake up.
The playoff's start soon, an' i'm sendin ya verse down.
I almost hope i'm not a 1 seed..
.. cuz i'd probably have to beat you again... in the first round.

ok yeah, votes

vote hens


opener and closer were coo..closer was
actually funny. wasn't feelin any other lines from
this battle

vote- hens

BTK came too similie-ish.. lol
the disses werent hard.. just shit about his girl. hens attacked BTK with wittier lines.

But no...not me, Hens...she makes me spit up bile, she vile...
See, ya girl can fuck in any position...and it's STILL doggy-style

vs

1 on 1? maaan, you'll get murdered alone.
You need to get back up..
.. or my fists'll fucking make sure that you don't
never style bite... honestly, i rarely do.
^^^.. <- i ain't usin Philly's set up's...
.. that's just where i am when i get compared to you

i got hens here. he came more focussed on his opponent, so it was harder. btk that doggy style line was pretty funny but i'm just not so keen on disses in that style.

v/j.hens

BTK

But no...not me, Hens...she makes me spit up bile, she vile...
See, ya girl can fuck in any position...and it's STILL doggy-style.


Hens

1 on 1? maaan, you'll get murdered alone.
You need to get back up..
.. or my fists'll fucking make sure that you don't
I never style bite... honestly, i rarely do.
^^^.. <- i ain't usin Philly's set up's...
.. that's just where i am when i get compared to you.


Vote: Hens

hens started tight but fell off btk well alittle more witty with words
i vote btk

Hens wins (11-4)
& BTK loses (9-7)