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what?
im a complete headcase so fuck dare's/
i got a dozen demon's swinging from my nut hair's/
i hate mc's who pretend their thugs then choose god/
they might as well cut their balls off and get a boob job/
i just wanna turn the lights out on these queer fucks/
im trying to dick a fine bitch so i suck in my beer gut/
im poor as fuck so i cant afford gym membership/
my friend just bought an uzi i wanna lend of it/
so i can do a drive by at a mcdonald's drive through/
shoot everyone except the cook, then shout where's my apple pie to/
the police wanna put me in jail cause i pack heat/
my rhymes are more darker than my sister's black teeth/
mc's hate me cause i rhyme strong/
im sending you warning shot's like saigon/
i am crazy, what i gotta lie for?/
i'll put my fucking blunt out in ya eye ball/
hook=i dont give a fuck about what the law say/
ima do what the fuck i like and keep rhyming the raw way/
i drink and smoke that weed all day/
what? what? what?
im not to be fucked with scores know/
i bring a knife and a gun to every award show/
and if i dont win in every category/
the whole audience i'll splatter all these/
im a bad dude, who will stab crews/
if muthafuckas put me in a mad mood/
most of these so called mc's just wanna hold fame/
i'll beat the bastards to death with their own chain/
their's mob crews on the street/
thats cool ill still rob you with the heat/
i gotta take ya fan base out of their boredom/
so i'll extort michael out of his air jordans/
im a mental mc who'll wax lyrical/
pick up my pen and my pad and craft syllables/
in my right hand pocket is wheir my knife's hidden/
i'll smoke weed in a pig's face cause im trife living/
this is just 2 verses i wrote a while back my last posts have been deeper but i wanted 2 put up 2 verses just talking stupid funny shit.
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Yeah this stuff is good, like you said you wanted to post 2 verses of stupid funny shit. I got lost in some parts but thats prolly me. Good for stupid stuff and liked
i hate mc's who pretend their thugs then choose god/
they might as well cut their balls off and get a boob job/
that bit stood out to me! Anywayz!
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dis was some iight shit just elevate a little bit more and you'll get it//
i liked most of your shit
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This was funny as hell...nice multies and flow, but the shit made no kind of sense whatsoever...lmao...but, hey...if that was your aim, congrats...1
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that was some funny shit...nice drop for it being stupid funny.....it reminded me of listening to eminems " rain man " good shit .....
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I like that shit....lmao....the beer gut shit funny as fuck
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funny stuff... lol... keep elavatin man... pz....
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haha, that reminded me of the funniest song i downloaded, it's called "Ode To My Car" by adam sandler it funny shit
anyway, nice spit for an aim as weird to get an audience laughing, keep elevating, you could be the lyrical clown of the site, it'll be funny
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somehow i think i'm doped up
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nah i aint a clown i just hate always posting my deeper lyrics up, i like 2 post my twisted and stupid rhymes 2, i hate being serious all the time, thanks for the replies much appreciated, look out for my next post, peace.
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lol, you got me laughin b, funny ass shyt...keep uppin...i think you got some good stuff
